Bad Dates!
I'm bored at work and could use a good laugh (at someone else's expense clearly).
We've all had them, BAD DATES!
Share yours here for a good Tuesday afternoon laugh
I went on a date a few months back with a beat cop from Detroit. I planned for a babysitter to watch my kids from 5pm until around 10 as we had planned dinner and a movie. From where he is, to where I live, the driving distance would take roughly 1.5 hours. He texted me at 4:00 (reminder, supposed to be there by 5) and tells me he's going for a quick jog and then would shower and be on the road. I was skeptical about him making it on time, clearly, but he insisted he would. He texts me again at 7:00 pm (2 hours late by now) and says he has to turn around because he has forgot his passport. By this time, i'm annoyed. I've got a sitter watching my kids and I'm driving around aimlessly whilst waiting. At 9:30 PM he shows up (so much for dinner, and a movie) and we meet at a Tim Hortons. I get out of the car (i'm 5'10 which he also claimed to be) and he was anything but, which is fine, but a mention of that would have been appreciated so I wasn't shocked. I was less than impressed already with how late he was and the fact that we could now do none of our plans. He decides that after we go to Tim Hortons (where he eats in front of me) that we will go to Kelseys for a beer. GREAT, so on a first "date" we're going for drinks? Not something I had wanted. I try to steer clear of alcohol on dates so that I can (and he can) talk coherently and not drown nerves in alcohol resulting in speaking or stumbling over words like an idiot. I drank one beer while he sat across the table from me. Halfway through our beer he non-chalantly invites himself to my side of the table and puts his hand on my leg....which was not invited, or appreciated. I was clearly not interested, but apparently wasn't clear enough to him. I started yawning as if to say I was exhausted and needed to relieve my babysitter at around 11:00 pm and he was irritated that I was "cutting our date short", however, he didn't realize that I had been on "the date" since 5:00pm....it wasn't my fault he showed up 4 and a half hours late? He showed up essentially at home time.
Anyways, we head to his car and it's raining out. He shoots off like a rocket to get to the car and I non-chalantly walk. I'm not going to melt, I'm not worried about a little rain. He screams to me from the car "you're killing me smalls" and I hustle up the pace to appease him. I get in and sit down in the passenger seat so he can drive me back to where my car is located. I put my seatbelt on and he looks over at me (i'm wearing a sweater and a jacket) and says "wow, your tits have got to be at least a D". Uhmmmm, excuse me? I stayed silent on the drive back to the car.
He dropped me off and I gave him a polite hug to which he says "way to make me feel like less of a man" (because i'm taller and had to bend). Sorry?
So, I get home, vent a little to my babysitter and call it a night. He texts me saying he'd love to see me again and had a great time. I politely told him that I wasn't interested in anything further but thanked him for taking the time to come out and hang out with me. He immediately got defensive and started saying things to the effect of "yeah, well I didn't like you either" as if we were 5 years old on the playground and I just told him he couldn't come to my birthday party.
I wished him the best of luck with his future dates and he more or less told me to rot.
A month later he got his phone bill in for $800 LD charges for calling me prior to the date. Ouch, but for some reason I don't feel too sorry? : )
k, yours!
We've all had them, BAD DATES!
Share yours here for a good Tuesday afternoon laugh
I went on a date a few months back with a beat cop from Detroit. I planned for a babysitter to watch my kids from 5pm until around 10 as we had planned dinner and a movie. From where he is, to where I live, the driving distance would take roughly 1.5 hours. He texted me at 4:00 (reminder, supposed to be there by 5) and tells me he's going for a quick jog and then would shower and be on the road. I was skeptical about him making it on time, clearly, but he insisted he would. He texts me again at 7:00 pm (2 hours late by now) and says he has to turn around because he has forgot his passport. By this time, i'm annoyed. I've got a sitter watching my kids and I'm driving around aimlessly whilst waiting. At 9:30 PM he shows up (so much for dinner, and a movie) and we meet at a Tim Hortons. I get out of the car (i'm 5'10 which he also claimed to be) and he was anything but, which is fine, but a mention of that would have been appreciated so I wasn't shocked. I was less than impressed already with how late he was and the fact that we could now do none of our plans. He decides that after we go to Tim Hortons (where he eats in front of me) that we will go to Kelseys for a beer. GREAT, so on a first "date" we're going for drinks? Not something I had wanted. I try to steer clear of alcohol on dates so that I can (and he can) talk coherently and not drown nerves in alcohol resulting in speaking or stumbling over words like an idiot. I drank one beer while he sat across the table from me. Halfway through our beer he non-chalantly invites himself to my side of the table and puts his hand on my leg....which was not invited, or appreciated. I was clearly not interested, but apparently wasn't clear enough to him. I started yawning as if to say I was exhausted and needed to relieve my babysitter at around 11:00 pm and he was irritated that I was "cutting our date short", however, he didn't realize that I had been on "the date" since 5:00pm....it wasn't my fault he showed up 4 and a half hours late? He showed up essentially at home time.
Anyways, we head to his car and it's raining out. He shoots off like a rocket to get to the car and I non-chalantly walk. I'm not going to melt, I'm not worried about a little rain. He screams to me from the car "you're killing me smalls" and I hustle up the pace to appease him. I get in and sit down in the passenger seat so he can drive me back to where my car is located. I put my seatbelt on and he looks over at me (i'm wearing a sweater and a jacket) and says "wow, your tits have got to be at least a D". Uhmmmm, excuse me? I stayed silent on the drive back to the car.
He dropped me off and I gave him a polite hug to which he says "way to make me feel like less of a man" (because i'm taller and had to bend). Sorry?
So, I get home, vent a little to my babysitter and call it a night. He texts me saying he'd love to see me again and had a great time. I politely told him that I wasn't interested in anything further but thanked him for taking the time to come out and hang out with me. He immediately got defensive and started saying things to the effect of "yeah, well I didn't like you either" as if we were 5 years old on the playground and I just told him he couldn't come to my birthday party.
I wished him the best of luck with his future dates and he more or less told me to rot.
A month later he got his phone bill in for $800 LD charges for calling me prior to the date. Ouch, but for some reason I don't feel too sorry? : )
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I scored a date with this super hot girl back when I was in college. We had Calculus 3 together and we really hit it off in class. Needless to say I was very excited to score a date. We hit up a haunted house where she was all over me pretending to be "scared". Later had dinner and drinks. During the drinks, she started talking about one of her guy friends. The conversation went a lot like this:
Her, "Yeah, my friend and I hang out a lot. We're pretty close. I stayed at his place last weekend."
Me, " Oh cool, have fun?"
Her,"Well, it was like it usually is. Well, I called him a friend, he's kinda more than a friend."
Now I'm thinking he's a FWB.
Her, "He's my boyfriend. We've been together for the last 7 years."
Me, "Should you even be here?!?!"
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OP, I would've told the guy to reschedule. What a turd!
I had a first and only date with a guy who bit my bottom lip so hard it swelled up and turned purple. It wasn't so bad explaining it to my friends, but I had a dentist appointment two days later, so when he asked, I told him I got headbutted by accident. He wanted to see me again, but my friends would've killed me.
Another first and only date, we were sitting in his car talking, and the guy told me to trust him, and proceeded to put my hand on his junk to show me just how he felt about me. Is this a thing?!0 -
Had a guy pick me up 3 hours late (11PM) in his grandma's car. He told me he wanted to get tacos so we drove around looking for a spot and ended up at a Taco Bell drive through, where he ordered 2 bean burritos (and didn't ask if I wanted anything)... He then parked in a bank parking lot, ate his burritos, leaned over me and pulled the handle on my car seat to make me drop back where he tried to climb on me and make out with me, complete with burrito/onion breath.
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Here's another of mine.
I meet someone on the internet and we text back and forth for about a month. He appears wholesome and we have mutual friends. I have seen him out and about before, but we have never spoken. We "get to know eachother" over text and decide that we will meet up for a date at a classy restaurant. We meet up and all is well. He's drop dead gorgeous. We sit down and order a glass of wine before ordering from the menu. We start talking and things are very comfortable. About 30 minutes in he tells me he wants to tell me something about himself but that it's not ideal. I look at him and say "like what? do you kill babies?" and he laughs and says not quite. He then proceeds to tell me that he is a convicted felon and spent 3 years in an American prison. I half spit out my drink and started laughing....until I saw that he wasn't. I was like, you can't be serious? Isn't this something you could have let slip over text so I could decide if I even wanted to meet you, let alone go on a date with you? I have small children. I'm not in the business of dating felons. Anyways, I tried to be as polite as possible but he could see in my face that I was feeling green. Great timing of course, the waitress comes by for us to order and I slam the menu shut and tell her "just 2 more glasses of wine for me thanks".....
I wanted to be courteous so I continued on with the date. We ended up going to the casino, a nice relaxed and well populated area. We sit down to do some gambling and he starts making racist jokes/remarks in ear shot of several different people of different descent. I was horrified to say the very least.
We finally decide to leave after about an hour and on the way home he tells me he has to tell me something else. I rolled my eyes and told him to go ahead with the bad news. He then proceeds in a roundabout way (took him 20 minutes of background story) to tell me that he has a roommate, she is a girl, and she is his ex girlfriend. Then, he continues on telling me that his OTHER ex gf is still very much involved in his life because they share custody of 2 dogs (2 dogs which he gets a babysitter for anytime he leaves the house) that they both have keys to eachother places and if I ever want to be around his dogs, I have to meet her first to get her approval. As if the story wasn't grandiose enough he then proceeds to tell me that she's pregnant (apparently not by him) and describes to me that she got pregnant in the shower with some random and that her vagina is ever so many CM dialated at the present time. LOVELY!?
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Now those are QUITE the dates!!! LMAO Thanks for sharing the stories :-)
My worst ever was this guy I'd gone on one good date with, and he decided it was time (on the 2nd date) to "introduce me to his homies"...now mind you this was in 2000, and we were in our early 20's...anyway, he takes me to a party where everyone else in attendance is speaking a different language than my own. So I felt kind of awkward, but no biggie. I thought he was very cute and funny, and our first date was lighthearted fun...so I was down with that, whatever. But then he starts telling me (in English) about the credit card scams they are running, and how they're all getting rich from it, and other crime stuff, drug stuff, etc. He acts like it's totally not a big deal at all and like he doesn't even expect me to be surprised or bothered by it. I didn't go out with him again and I wasn't sure what to do, because I didn't want to NOT report it but I also didn't want to get killed. I still see him all of the time, 13 years later, and he is friendly to me at the restaurant where he works. I have no clue what's up with him. Hopefully not still doing the crime/drug stuff!
Another lame date was 2 yrs ago when I had just gone through my divorce. I met a few different guys online and dated them a time or two, including my now-husband (although when I met him it was OVER, I was instantly wow'ed). Most of the handful of guys I dated before him were actually cool - one of them I am still friends with.
But this guy, Mike, wasn't that cool. We met up at a bookstore/coffee shop and he was a lot (like 60-80 lb) heavier than in his online photos. BUT - I was totally fine with that. He was embarrassed about it, and kept going on about it. That would not have been a big problem though as I know how that feels to be self-conscious about weight and image! Anyway, we sat there for 2 hrs talking and I just felt like he kept challenging me and trying to prove how smart/wise he was. I usually go for guys my age or younger for this exact reason. Mike was only 3 yrs older but he had a way of making me feel like a child, and it was mildly irritating.
The topic came to being childfree by choice, which I am, and he had claimed to be. He told me he actually fathered a child, a little girl who was under 1 yr old, and he was trying to sign away his parental rights and go to court so that he would not have to pay any support, etc. He said a lot of weird stuff about the baby's mother tricking or trapping him. Then he started asking me financial questions, basically like trying to see if we wound up together how our budget would be...WHAT!? On a first date!? I laughed it all off, and changed the subject.
At the end of our date I really didn't think we would go out again so I kind of dodged his awkward kiss in the parking lot and hugged him goodbye. I heard NOTHING from him until about 2 weeks later, when he texted me 10 times in an afternoon asking me if I had a bad girl side, if I was into bondage, etc. When I told him I wasn't really interested in pursuing anything with him he got all jerky and rude.
A YEAR later, I'm happily in a relationship with my now-husband and Mike tried to add me on facebook. He's now married to his daughter's mother (!) and all over his FB page are photos of his daughter, him with his daughter, etc. When I dated him, he was in a business suit, super clean-cut like a chubby Conan O'Brien - and in these photos he's dressed in camo, has a beard, and just really scruffy looking. Weirdo!!0 -
I went on a date with this extremely good looking guy that I met while I was waitressing at Chilli's. He left his number on the tip, so we got together last weekend. Seriously the worst experience of my life. He looked all clean cut and educated and cultured, and our date out to dinner went fine until I went back to his apartment. The first thing you notice when you walk into his living room is the STENCH of cigarettes and alcohol. Sitting on his couch, His pants rose up from his ankles a little, revealing a tattoo which I don't mind at all. Instead of just pulling up his pant leg, he jumps of an takes off his pants altogether. and shows me 3. I ask about a 4th and he goes "Oh, that ones a funny story! I actually did that one myself when I was in jail". I was taken aback, and the look on my face must have showed it because he saiid "don't worry, I didn't go in for rape or anything". I asked what for, and he starts the story with "Well, I got pissed off at my mom sooo.....". Which is not the best sign either :P so he explains the revenge he took out on his mom for not paying him back a couple grand.
The date ends, with him revealing that he's actually 27, not 22, and that he's married, and the apartment was his younger brothers. He assured me if we went further, he would divorce his wife. Yeah. I'll keep that in mind. :huh:0 -
Wow...That one is pretty good ..
I went out with a guy that " a friend of a friend" set me up with. He was on time but the ride out get dinner was frightening. He drove like a stock car driver while really strange music played very loudly. When he finally turned the music down he preceded to tell me a little about himself.. like he moved here from "Cali and was very active in a gang." Then asked if I had ever seen someone die... I'm a nurse so of course I have but I have a feeling not the way he was talking about. I was ready to bail out of the car. We had dinner and it was a nightmare. Everything was wrong with the servers the food. He did nothing but complain and made a seen. Got the manager out there and finally ended up with the entire meal free. I had text a friend to meet me outside the restaurant while all this was going on. Our conversation ( or his rather, seeing as I was mostly silent during dinner) consisted of mostly sexually explicit terms and " what he would like to do to me after dinner". I politely excused myself to the restroom and left the building as soon as my friend text me assuring me my get away car was waiting lol...... The friend later told me that the guy said I just wasn't his type after he asked him how our date went ( after hearing my side first lol)0 -
Had a guy pick me up 3 hours late (11PM) in his grandma's car. He told me he wanted to get tacos so we drove around looking for a spot and ended up at a Taco Bell drive through, where he ordered 2 bean burritos (and didn't ask if I wanted anything)... He then parked in a bank parking lot, ate his burritos, leaned over me and pulled the handle on my car seat to make me drop back where he tried to climb on me and make out with me, complete with burrito/onion breath.
I protested and he took me home, what a douche.
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I went on a date with this extremely good looking guy that I met while I was waitressing at Chilli's. He left his number on the tip, so we got together last weekend. Seriously the worst experience of my life. He looked all clean cut and educated and cultured, and our date out to dinner went fine until I went back to his apartment. The first thing you notice when you walk into his living room is the STENCH of cigarettes and alcohol. Sitting on his couch, His pants rose up from his ankles a little, revealing a tattoo which I don't mind at all. Instead of just pulling up his pant leg, he jumps of an takes off his pants altogether. and shows me 3. I ask about a 4th and he goes "Oh, that ones a funny story! I actually did that one myself when I was in jail". I was taken aback, and the look on my face must have showed it because he saiid "don't worry, I didn't go in for rape or anything". I asked what for, and he starts the story with "Well, I got pissed off at my mom sooo.....". Which is not the best sign either :P so he explains the revenge he took out on his mom for not paying him back a couple grand.
The date ends, with him revealing that he's actually 27, not 22, and that he's married, and the apartment was his younger brothers. He assured me if we went further, he would divorce his wife. Yeah. I'll keep that in mind. :huh:
OH man...that is like every date I went on from age 18-22 with any guy I didn't know already from high school, college, or mutual friends. LOL I feel for you...I truly do.0 -
wow! these are all great. i have nothing to add, except i was with my high school sweetheart for 6 years (before i finally left) and he never took me out once, and he was unemployed the whole time.0
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That is a bad date! I have only had one bad dating experience I can think of and it wasn't nearly as bad as yours lol. Being a single mom with kids, it's sometimes easier to meet me using online dating. I get a message from this guy and we start chatting, eventually exchanging phone numbers. According to his profile and the photos on it, he was a fit person. I had made it clear that while I wasn't the most thin person, I still like to exercise and take care of my body and that I wanted to find someone who took care of themselves as well. We decide to meet for coffee just a few blocks from my house. I walked down to the shop and got there before he did, so I went ahead and orderd myself a drink. I sit out front at a table waiting and he shows up on time, but when he stepped out of his car he was nothing like his profile or photos. He said he had knee injury earlier in the year and had stopped exercising, which I can understand, but he was almost 400lbs. All weight he put on in a matter of about 6 months according to when he had knee surgery.
We had some really awesome conversation before we had met, so I figured why not stick it out. Ya never know, right? He asked me if I wanted anyting and when I told him I had tea he rolled his eyes at me. Apparently me purchasing my own drink was against some unspoken dating rule. I was still failry new back on the dating scene so I had no idea I had done something offensive.
After he got his coffee we sat down to talk, and the entire time he bashed his ex-wife and talked about all the money he makes. Not things I am interested in talking about on a first date. As we go to leave I say good bye, but don't give him a hug. I just wasn't into him and didn't want to give off the wrong impression. He called later apologizing and asked again for a second date, which I agreed to. Everyone has nerves and off moments. The second date was a little better, except that he wouldn't give me any space and kept talking about how he wants this to become something more serious.
Date ends, I say my good byes, and don't talk to him again after. However, he continued to pop up around places I frequent. I went to pick up sushi for lunch one day and he just so happened to be there. I went to get gas from the gas station by my house (nowehere near his) and again, he just so happened to be in the neighborhood
I haven't seen him around for a while. Not sure if that's good or bad! 0 -
OP, I would've told the guy to reschedule. What a turd!
I had a first and only date with a guy who bit my bottom lip so hard it swelled up and turned purple. It wasn't so bad explaining it to my friends, but I had a dentist appointment two days later, so when he asked, I told him I got headbutted by accident. He wanted to see me again, but my friends would've killed me.
Another first and only date, we were sitting in his car talking, and the guy told me to trust him, and proceeded to put my hand on his junk to show me just how he felt about me. Is this a thing?!
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I went on a date with this extremely good looking guy that I met while I was waitressing at Chilli's. He left his number on the tip, so we got together last weekend. Seriously the worst experience of my life. He looked all clean cut and educated and cultured, and our date out to dinner went fine until I went back to his apartment. The first thing you notice when you walk into his living room is the STENCH of cigarettes and alcohol. Sitting on his couch, His pants rose up from his ankles a little, revealing a tattoo which I don't mind at all. Instead of just pulling up his pant leg, he jumps of an takes off his pants altogether. and shows me 3. I ask about a 4th and he goes "Oh, that ones a funny story! I actually did that one myself when I was in jail". I was taken aback, and the look on my face must have showed it because he saiid "don't worry, I didn't go in for rape or anything". I asked what for, and he starts the story with "Well, I got pissed off at my mom sooo.....". Which is not the best sign either :P so he explains the revenge he took out on his mom for not paying him back a couple grand.
The date ends, with him revealing that he's actually 27, not 22, and that he's married, and the apartment was his younger brothers. He assured me if we went further, he would divorce his wife. Yeah. I'll keep that in mind. :huh:
OH man...that is like every date I went on from age 18-22 with any guy I didn't know already from high school, college, or mutual friends. LOL I feel for you...I truly do.
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I had some pretty bad ones in college, but thought at my age (28) it would get better....but it doesn't really.
I went on a date with a guy from my college back in 2007. He drove from Windsor (45 minutes) to where I lived. He picked me up and we headed off for dinner, except that he went down a dead end street, parked in a parking lot and proceeded to get out. He climbed into the backseat, took off his pants, referred to himself as the "twelve inch thunder" and then went about touching himself coaxing me to do it for him. He then told me I had a choice, I could either join him or walk home.
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EVERY SINGLE DATE I ever went on from Plenty of Fish!!! :sad:
Every. single. one. I actually wish I had written them down they were so bizarre and comical.
There was the gang fight that broke out at the pool hall, and my date jumped behind ME, and when I ran out to my car, he tried to hop in my car with me. Loser.
There was the one-eyed comic, who was really just a sardonic *kitten* calling himself funny, and clingy, like psycho clingy stalker guy.
There was the guy who bought some girl shots before I got there, and she wound up chit-chatting with us and eventually projectile vomited everywhere.
There was the fireman penis guy. ya. and his "hose" wasn't as fancy as he thought it was.I actually said "WTF is WRONG with you?!?" When he whipped it out on OUR FIRST DATE! haha! I should have reported him for something...
Ahhhh. then there was the super good looking married guy who lied to me about being married (I have a cop friend who did BG checks on the guys I went out with) and tried to take me sailing in California, whereupon I said "I would LOVE to go, as long as Stephanie wouldn't mind." HE hung up on me and never called back.
Angry guy who hated women and proceeded to drink 12 beers on our 1-1/2 hour "date" at the Phoenix Open. As he got more drunk he got more angry. I pretended to have to go pee and ditched him.
And let's not forget the rapist. A serious, for real, did time in prison in another state rapist. I got the heebie jeebies immediately with this guy - very good looking, charming, but something not. quite. right. My GF ran the BG check, and found out he is on the sexual offender list here in AZ, and his sentence was 10-15 for raping a minor in another state. When he would NOT leave me alone, he actually asked me "Why won't you call me? What did I do?" And I replied "10 to 15." He left me alone after that.
I did meet a few guys I liked and dated a few times who I am still friends with, one of whom is a triathlete and is doing the Ironman this weekend in Tempe! I was too fat for him at the time. He would date me now. :laugh:
I HATE dating - especially at my age (this was my late 30's - my POF dates)!!! If I am ever single again, Lord Forbid, I am moving to an artist commune in Oregon and remaining single!! :drinker:0 -
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I had some pretty bad ones in college, but thought at my age (28) it would get better....but it doesn't really.
I went on a date with a guy from my college back in 2007. He drove from Windsor (45 minutes) to where I lived. He picked me up and we headed off for dinner, except that he went down a dead end street, parked in a parking lot and proceeded to get out. He climbed into the backseat, took off his pants, referred to himself as the "twelve inch thunder" and then went about touching himself coaxing me to do it for him. He then told me I had a choice, I could either join him or walk home.
I walked home.
:noway: I swear. Some men. Maybe some women are out for the penis only (I like a brain attached personally) -- I have informed a few that I can BUY what they have to offer, that will definitely get ME off when I want, and doesn't carry diseases or guilt. :laugh:0 -
I went on a date with this really hot blonde girl back in 2007. I drove from Windsor (45 minutes) where I lived, picked her up and we headed off for dinner. I then went down a dead end street, parked in a parking lot and proceeded to get out. I climbed into the backseat, took off my pants, to reveal the "twelve inch thunder" and went about touching myself coaxing her to do it for him. Told her she had a choice, she could either join me or walk home.
She walked home.
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I had met this guy at a bar and we were going to go for coffee afterwards.
I had my car with me so I offered to drive us.
On our way I got a flat tire. I thought men liked cars and doing these types of things...apparently not this guy!
I changed the tire while he sat in the car the entire time.. he never offered to help or to see if I was ok!!
When I was done I got back in the car, started it and told him to get out. I made him walk home!0 -
ooh these are pretty good:)
I've got two I can think of:
1. I agreed to go out with a personal trainer at our campus gym after a few weeks of chatting and working together. A few minutes into dinner he commented that I was doing well with training before pausing and going, " eh actually I take that back. You really could afford to lose some weight (I'm 107lbs too mind you) and you waist needs to be a bit smaller since you have wider hips (I have a 22'' waist -_- ). Oh and your shoulders are looking a little bony. And the fact that your thighs squish out like they do when you sit should tell you something." I just raised an eyebrow and told him that while I could "fix" my body, he couldnt' fix his personality. Driving back he insisted on going on a detour to "surprise" me. The surprise? That his roommates weren't home so we had the house to ourselves for the night. When I refused and told him to drive me home, he insisted he couldn't because of a call he was expecting. At this point I was so annoyed that I walked to a nearby girl friend's apartment. The two of us headed over to a coffee shop to review this trainwreck of a date when I get a text from him saying how much he enjoyed the date and would like to see me again. A few minutes later who do I see walk into that same coffee shop? Not only had he happened to wander into the same shop, but he had his GIRLFRIEND with him! Turns out they had been dating for months, and he had been telling his co workers at the gym that I was his cousin.
2. I went to dinner with a guy and, shame on me for not asking directly, but I wouldn't have guessed him to be any older than 26 or 27. Things were going alright when he teased about if he should know any deep dark secrets I had. I laughed and said no and posed the same question, saying "so are you now going to tell me you have 2 kids and are married?" Totes a joke on my end but he lit up and goes "I do!" Turns out he was 32, had a son who is as much younger than me as I am to his father, and his divorce was still in the early stages. I don't think I've ever ended a date so abruptly.0 -
I went on a date with this really hot blonde girl back in 2007. I drove from Windsor (45 minutes) where I lived, picked her up and we headed off for dinner. I then went down a dead end street, parked in a parking lot and proceeded to get out. I climbed into the backseat, took off my pants, to reveal the "twelve inch thunder" and went about touching myself coaxing her to do it for him. Told her she had a choice, she could either join me or walk home.
She walked home.
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I had met this guy at a bar and we were going to go for coffee afterwards.
I had my car with me so I offered to drive us.
On our way I got a flat tire. I thought men liked cars and doing these types of things...apparently not this guy!
I changed the tire while he sat in the car the entire time.. he never offered to help or to see if I was ok!!
When I was done I got back in the car, started it and told him to get out. I made him walk home!
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EVERY SINGLE DATE I ever went on from Plenty of Fish!!! :sad:
Every. single. one. I actually wish I had written them down they were so bizarre and comical.
I HATE dating - especially at my age (this was my late 30's - my POF dates)!!! If I am ever single again, Lord Forbid, I am moving to an artist commune in Oregon and remaining single!! :drinker:
Most of my recent-ish (2 yrs ago) online dating experiences started with POF, too! haha in my mid 30's. For some reason on that site I found a lot of psychos and then the whole rockabilly community of my state, apparently. Super cute guys my own age in 1950's clothes calling me "doll" and wanting to take me out on a motorcycle, that was adorable but just not my thing.
I met my now-husband on OK Cupid, though. :-)0 -
i prefer raisins over dates.
I try to avoid Friday the 13ths.0 -
I met my now-husband on OK Cupid, though. :-)
haha! Glad I am not alone! I met my hubby on e-Harmony. :-) So online dating DOES work. We were just on the crazy man site.:laugh:0 -
I can't help but laugh at the guys you girls seem to get yourselves involved with hahahahahahaha :drinker: in for the laughs0
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My worst date ever was when I was 16. It was with a girl that I met on a BBS message board (before the internet). It was a double date with her older brother and his fiance. They were on their way to pick me up when I realized that I had left my wallet in my Mom's car and she was at work. They came to pick me up and when they got there, I let them know that I didn't have my wallet. My date's brother told me that he would pay and I could pay him back when they dropped me off.
We went to dinner and then to see a movie (Stargate). My date's brother and his fiance were making out through the entire movie and it was pretty uncomfortable. After the movie, they took me back home all the while discussing the historical inaccuracies of the move (really? It is a sci-fi movie, obviously not meant to be based on fact). When we got back to my house, my Mom still wasn't home with my wallet. I had to raid my piggy bank and I paid him back in change, mostly pennies. It was extremely embarrassing and needless to say, I never heard from that girl again. Not a great date...0
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