Bad Dates!
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I was on some dating site a year or two ago and met this one guy who seemed promising. He seemed like a nice guy and was a doctor at NIH close by where I live. We decided to meet up at this Mexican restaurant pre-happy hour for appetizers or whatever. We got beers and he ordered quesadillas and told me I couldn't have any. Then we walked around for a bit while he continued to tell me stories upon stories about how brilliant he is and the stuff he's doing. He didn't ask me anything about myself and kept talking about his IQ and how easy med school was for him. At this point I wanted a cupcake because (a) guy was rather full of himself, (b) the cupcake store was close and there was NO LINE for once, and (c) CUPCAKES! We get our cupcakes and I was like, "OK, nice meeting you" and he says, "You might be almost as smart as I am" and tries to kiss me. Uh....NO. When I said I didn't want to kiss him, he says, "But I bought you a beer and a cupcake, I deserve at least 1st base." My response: "Even if you'd bought me real dinner you wouldn't be allowed in the ballpark, much less make it to 1st base."0
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<<< CHEAP GUY MAGNET!!!
1. Guy 1 takes me out to expensive Greek place. Does not let me order anything. Orders himself a $40 leg of lamb. Does not offer me any and does not finish his meal. Asks for a box to go as I sit there starving.
2. Guy 2 asks me out to expensive Italian restaurant. We took the bus there. Strike 1. We finished our food and he didn't let me order dessert. Strike 2. Says he has no money and TELLS me to pay the bill. Strike 3.
3. Guy 3 invites me to his house to play Xbox. When I get there, he doesn't let me touch anything. Not allowed to touch the Xbox controller, cannot LOOK at his movie collection, cannot do anything but sit on the couch. He ends up trying to rape me saying that he can see that I'm the kind of girl that likes that kind of thing. WHAT?!
You actually stuck around with Guy #1 to see him not finish his meal??? Guy #2 should've gotten a throat punch and dish duty, and #3...WTH?!
Oh man... you have my sympathies. Guy #3 should have gotten a punch elsewhere.0 -
Whats everyone's favorite dating sites? OK cupid, POF?
Pfffft, MFP, silly!0 -
Whats everyone's favorite dating sites? OK cupid, POF?
Pfffft, MFP, silly!
Lol, I must be doing it wrong then
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One date, the dude randomly pulled out his penis and put it in my hand. -___-
Another date, the dude only ordered food for himself, he sat there and ate it, flirted with the waitress, and didn't offer me ANY food until he was boxing it up to take home lol.0 -
One date, the dude randomly pulled out his penis and put it in my hand. -___-
Another date, the dude only ordered food for himself, he sat there and ate it, flirted with the waitress, and didn't offer me ANY food until he was boxing it up to take home lol.
Oh, I know that guy! The first one. Not the second. What is it with you people and your dates who don't let you eat?!0 -
Whats everyone's favorite dating sites? OK cupid, POF?
Pfffft, MFP, silly!
Lol, I must be doing it wrong then
I am too! xD
I met my last BF on OKC, that ended horribly after 2 years. Now I'm back on OKC and I'm trying POF but I'm not having much luck so I'm giving up for the time being.0 -
One date, the dude randomly pulled out his penis and put it in my hand. -___-
Another date, the dude only ordered food for himself, he sat there and ate it, flirted with the waitress, and didn't offer me ANY food until he was boxing it up to take home lol.
Oh, I know that guy! The first one. Not the second. What is it with you people and your dates who don't let you eat?!
I don't know. Cheap men I guess lol.0 -
Whats everyone's favorite dating sites? OK cupid, POF?
Met my last couple of BFs on Match, including current BF.
When I've tried the free sites, I always get tons of messages from very young guys (early-mid 20s) and married men.0 -
One date, the dude randomly pulled out his penis and put it in my hand. -___-
Another date, the dude only ordered food for himself, he sat there and ate it, flirted with the waitress, and didn't offer me ANY food until he was boxing it up to take home lol.
Oh, I know that guy! The first one. Not the second. What is it with you people and your dates who don't let you eat?!
Yeah, I know the first guy too. I can't imagine a scenario where I'm on a date with a guy that doesn't let me order food.0 -
Whats everyone's favorite dating sites? OK cupid, POF?
Met my last couple of BFs on Match, including current BF.
When I've tried the free sites, I always get tons of messages from very young guys (early-mid 20s) and married men.
I'll check that out too, heard great things. I get plenty of choices on POF, and really no complaints about the age range.0 -
Whats everyone's favorite dating sites? OK cupid, POF?
Met my last couple of BFs on Match, including current BF.
When I've tried the free sites, I always get tons of messages from very young guys (early-mid 20s) and married men.
I'll check that out too, heard great things. I get plenty of choices on POF, and really no complaints about the age range.
I found my friend a husband on Match, and they've been together and very happy for years!
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My thoughts exactly! It's not like we're broke either, we can pay for our own *kitten* if they're too cheap to get us anything.One date, the dude randomly pulled out his penis and put it in my hand. -___-
Another date, the dude only ordered food for himself, he sat there and ate it, flirted with the waitress, and didn't offer me ANY food until he was boxing it up to take home lol.
Oh, I know that guy! The first one. Not the second. What is it with you people and your dates who don't let you eat?!0 -
Super attractive girl at a restaurant I worked at invited me over her house to hang out with her and her friend. We had a few beers and her friend left....probably to allow us some personal time. We smoked some wee d and after a little while she got closer to me, but I was so paranoid at the foot steps around the apartment that her parents would be home soon I chugged my beer and flew out of there.
Looking back that was a stupid, stupid move.0 -
.... We smoked some wee d ...
...Looking back that was a stupid, stupid move.
Glad we agree!0 -
.... We smoked some wee d ...
...Looking back that was a stupid, stupid move.
Glad we agree!
Your falsified assumption was incorrect. The smoking was a good idea....the leaving was the bad idea.0 -
.... We smoked some wee d ...
...Looking back that was a stupid, stupid move.
Glad we agree!
Your falsified assumption was incorrect. The smoking was a good idea....the leaving was the bad idea.
Simply a joke.0 -
.... We smoked some wee d ...
...Looking back that was a stupid, stupid move.
Glad we agree!
Your falsified assumption was incorrect. The smoking was a good idea....the leaving was the bad idea.
Simply a joke.
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Okay so my story definitely does not qualify as a date, but it's bad.
I was in college, and was talking to a guy online that lived about an hour way from me. He was 7 years older than I was, like 6'6", and said he had just gotten out of the Army. He also said that he'd just broken up with his fiancee of 5 years because he came home to her cheating on him with his best friend, so he wasn't sure he was interested in a relationship with anyone yet. I was fine with that. We talked on the phone, texted, added each other on FB, he seemed pretty normal.
We talked about him driving down to where I lived to hang out, but he said his work schedule was odd, he had no money for gas, blah blah. Whatever. It was winter break, I had a month off of work and school, and all three of my roommates were home with their families so I had the house to myself for month and was incredibly bored.
Fast forward to like a week later after we start talking initially. It's a random Wednesday afternoon. He calls me and is like "I'm on my way to come see you!". I didn't think he was serious because we'd never spoken about my address, what area I lived in, how close I lived to the campus in that town, etc. so obviously he couldn't be on his way to come see me without knowing where I lived...
BOY WAS I WRONG. About an hour after he called me, there's a LOUD knock on my door. I run to the door and look through the little peephole and sure enough, a 6'6" guy is standing outside my front door with a backpack. I open the door, shocked, and he comes in and awkwardly hugs me.
I'm starting to freak out, I asked him how he found out where I live (and I lived in a large high-rise apartment building at the time, no labeled mailboxes, doors weren't labeled with anyone's names, and the doors downstairs to get in and out were locked from the inside at all times, we had swipe cards to get in the building). He told me "oh it was easy, just took a little research on the computer". Someone evidently also let him in the building downstairs since he obviously didn't have a swipe card.
He starts to make himself at home after like five minutes of coming in the door. He starts telling me about how many people he killed when he was in the Army. Meanwhile, I'm trying to form some sort of plan to get him the F out of my house and back to wherever he came from. This dude looked capable of kicking down a door and killing me... so I didn't think locking myself in my bedroom until he left would work. I was also wondering what the hell was in the backpack that he was carrying. This girl was not about to get chopped into pieces.
I ran into my bedroom to get my phone, and I come back out into the living room and he's holding his d!ck and just staring at me. I told him I had to go do something (don't even remember what I said), and that he needed to get out. He says "ok, but I need money for gas to get home". Afraid that if I said no, he'd end up trying to stay over all day and never leave, I was like "HERE. HERE'S $20. Bye!".
He left, I never heard from him again, and I blocked him on Facebook. The end.0 -
I once went on a date where I went to the passenger side of the car to open the door and the lady said "I'm an independent woman, I can open my own door" to where I replied "My drivers door handle is broke I have to get in on this side, you can independently close it once your in"0
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@AMW lmao that was weird. he sounds like a lot of the creepers on here that send junk pics haha
Had he not basically stalked me and showed up at my door, we may have gotten along lmao!0 -
Okay so my story definitely does not qualify as a date, but it's bad.
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He left, I never heard from him again, and I blocked him on Facebook. The end.
Holy mother of WHAT?! That is some scary shniz right there! I had a guy figure out what town I was in, texting me from the Burger King up the street from my house asking for my address, but that is freakin' NUTS! Glad to see he didn't chop you into pieces.0 -
Okay so my story definitely does not qualify as a date, but it's bad.
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He left, I never heard from him again, and I blocked him on Facebook. The end.
Holy mother of WHAT?! That is some scary shniz right there! I had a guy figure out what town I was in, texting me from the Burger King up the street from my house asking for my address, but that is freakin' NUTS! Glad to see he didn't chop you into pieces.
I know... He was like "I used to do things like this when I was in the military" (referring to looking up where people live). I was like oh great, that was before you killed them, right?. Had he not left when I told him to, my next step was going to be calling the cops.0 -
Okay so my story definitely does not qualify as a date, but it's bad.
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He left, I never heard from him again, and I blocked him on Facebook. The end.
Holy mother of WHAT?! That is some scary shniz right there! I had a guy figure out what town I was in, texting me from the Burger King up the street from my house asking for my address, but that is freakin' NUTS! Glad to see he didn't chop you into pieces.
I know... He was like "I used to do things like this when I was in the military" (referring to looking up where people live). I was like oh great, that was before you killed them, right?. Had he not left when I told him to, my next step was going to be calling the cops.
You were lucky it didn't go that far. Yikes!0
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