In "batman vs. superman" nerd fights...

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  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    Now superman vs Wolverine would be fun

    Naw Wolverine would have nothing on Superman, he wouldn't have access to kryptonite and just get beat up constantly lol

    yeah he is more brawn than brains lol
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    I've been a huge Batman fan since I was six years old, but it's so ridiculous to say Batman would win here. It's like... Martha Stewart vs... the Kraken.


    haha love that
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    Ok ok, yes kryptonite would weaken Superman. But does that make him permeable by Batmans weapons? Would he become less solid, for a lack of a better word?

    On another note, Superman doesn't need any other weapons. He has laser vision. That's better than any gun he could lay his hands on. Still, despite all his natural abilities, the fact that he luuuuuvs Louis just irritates me. So I like Batman. At least you can't tell he's obviously Bruce Wayne when he's in unifirm. All Superman does is take off his glasses and slick back his hair. I mean really.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
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    It moved so fast, but my favorite part...

    "Talked to them yesterday, they're fine. How's yours? Oh that's right... THEY'RE DEAD!"

    LMAO! :laugh:
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    Now superman vs Wolverine would be fun

    Naw Wolverine would have nothing on Superman, he wouldn't have access to kryptonite and just get beat up constantly lol

    yeah he is more brawn than brains lol

    Wolverine is my favorite so don't pit him against Superman because I don't want him to die.
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    Now superman vs Wolverine would be fun

    Naw Wolverine would have nothing on Superman, he wouldn't have access to kryptonite and just get beat up constantly lol

    yeah he is more brawn than brains lol

    Wolverine is my favorite so don't pit him against Superman because I don't want him to die.

    Yeah superman would would just fly his *kitten* up into space he can still suffocate lol
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Now superman vs Wolverine would be fun

    Naw Wolverine would have nothing on Superman, he wouldn't have access to kryptonite and just get beat up constantly lol

    yeah he is more brawn than brains lol

    Wolverine is my favorite so don't pit him against Superman because I don't want him to die.

    Yeah superman would would just fly his *kitten* up into space he can still suffocate lol

    Superman is so gay!

    Also Wolverine is extremely smart in the comics! I mean he is over 100 years old after all
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Now superman vs Wolverine would be fun

    Naw Wolverine would have nothing on Superman, he wouldn't have access to kryptonite and just get beat up constantly lol

    yeah he is more brawn than brains lol

    that's not very nice, darlin'
  • Mr_Excitement
    Mr_Excitement Posts: 833 Member
    The Superman from Man of Steel would wreck the movie version of Thor, that's all I know.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    Now superman vs Wolverine would be fun

    Naw Wolverine would have nothing on Superman, he wouldn't have access to kryptonite and just get beat up constantly lol

    yeah he is more brawn than brains lol

    Wolverine is my favorite so don't pit him against Superman because I don't want him to die.

    Yeah superman would would just fly his *kitten* up into space he can still suffocate lol

    Superman is so gay!

    Also Wolverine is extremely smart in the comics! I mean he is over 100 years old after all

    fo reals. as far as superheroes go, superman is definitely on the low end of the intelligence spectrum.
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    I don't like superman because he is a little to perfect. A little too shiny. I am not into that perfect man type of hero ;p
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    Now superman vs Wolverine would be fun

    Naw Wolverine would have nothing on Superman, he wouldn't have access to kryptonite and just get beat up constantly lol

    yeah he is more brawn than brains lol

    that's not very nice, darlin'

    haha like that
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Okay... I feel like the question of intelligence on the part of any super-hero is kind of moot. They are super... all of their facalties are magnified:

    -Batman was smart enough to invent stuff.

    -Superman is from an advanced alien civillization that has achieved intergalactic time travel.

    -Wolverine (as someone else has pointed out) has lived a long time and has wisdom that is only occassionally blinded by rage and the desire for revenge.

    -The Hulk is a scientist.

    -All of the X-men mutants are using a larger portion of their brains than humans just to employ their mutations.

    -Spiderman... okay, here we may have the exception... I mean, who just plays with a radioactive spider and expects things to turn out well?
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    I hope most of us can agree with this at least lol

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    What no tall buildings around.. damn spidey has to walk lol
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    Also... since comic threads never happen... I never get to post this:

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    A "pressed ham" courtesy of Guy Gardner! :laugh: :laugh: I have that exact issue! :love:
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    I'm not sure....I've been playing a little Batman Arkham origins on my iphone here lately some and I think I could really kick Superman's @$$. Although, I still think Green Latern would be better.

    At least the green lantern would cuddle afterwards...
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    Bats would surely have a plan in place for just such an event. So many superheroes with super powers, and he just a "mere" human. He has a plan for everything.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    I could've sworn that I settled this a LONG time ago. <exacerbated sigh>

    1) Impromptu battle on the spot, Superman wins!
    2) Given time to prepare, Batman wins! (hint: Kryptonite isn't Supes only weakness, people!)

    Bonus: Captain Marvel (e.g. "Shazam") beats Superman everytime because Supes is also vulnerable to magic and C.M. is a being of magic.

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  • Howdoyoufeeltoday
    Howdoyoufeeltoday Posts: 481 Member
    Let's just all agree that although very kind, and his uniform is cool.....everyone could kick Captain America's *ss! Even Aquaman...
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  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
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    I'm just quoting this so it'll show up in my lists of posts... carry on.
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    deadpool vs. superman would be super fun to watch lol
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    Let's just all agree that although very kind, and his uniform is cool.....everyone could kick Captain America's *ss! Even Aquaman...
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    NO. this is false. :angry:
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    Let's just all agree that although very kind, and his uniform is cool.....everyone could kick Captain America's *ss! Even Aquaman...

    NO. Cap would totally own the "Super Friends" Aquaman and pretty much any pre-'New 52' DC Aquaman, etc. Now the Aquaman from the "FlashPoint" DVD... he is the stuff of nightmares.
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    Let's just all agree that although very kind, and his uniform is cool.....everyone could kick Captain America's *ss! Even Aquaman...

    NO. Cap would totally own the "Super Friends" Aquaman and pretty much any pre-'New 52' DC Aquaman, etc. Now the Aquaman from the "FlashPoint" DVD... he is the stuff of nightmares.

    Only time i like Aquaman even a little was in Injustice lol

    dear god I need a nap or to go pack to grade school wtf is wrong with me today lol
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Let's just all agree that although very kind, and his uniform is cool.....everyone could kick Captain America's *ss! Even Aquaman...

    NO. Cap would totally own the "Super Friends" Aquaman and pretty much any pre-'New 52' DC Aquaman, etc. Now the Aquaman from the "FlashPoint" DVD... he is the stuff of nightmares.

    Only time i like Aquaman even a little was in Infamous lol

    he's a spretty strong character in Injustice Gods Among Us
  • KindredSouls
    KindredSouls Posts: 188 Member
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  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
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    oh dear lol
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Silver Surfer would still trash'em all! imo

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  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Batman is the ultimate party stud though......

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