Very serious wildlife question: beaver dams

mister_universe

Trap the beaver and sell the fur. Around here beavers furs go for about $40.00

That seems...awful.


And awful low for a high quality beaver fur.

mister_universe

As beavers are wont to do. I guess you need to ask yourself, is it worth changing everything to have a little beaver around? Sounds to me like you're dammed if you do and damned if you don't.

*snort laugh*

patrickblo13

Trap the beaver and sell the fur. Around here beavers furs go for about $40.00

That seems...awful.


And awful low for a high quality beaver fur.

To a hunter it isn't awful.

mister_universe

Trap the beaver and sell the fur. Around here beavers furs go for about $40.00

That seems...awful.


And awful low for a high quality beaver fur.

To a hunter it isn't awful.

I suppose not.

So how do you propose I go about trapping this beaver? I've never tried to full on trap one, though I did try to pet one once. That didn't end as well as you might expect.

mister_universe

Beaver needs more input. Any help?

FatHuMan1

Trap the beaver and sell the fur. Around here beavers furs go for about $40.00

That seems...awful.


And awful low for a high quality beaver fur.

To a hunter it isn't awful.

I suppose not.

So how do you propose I go about trapping this beaver? I've never tried to full on trap one, though I did try to pet one once. That didn't end as well as you might expect.

I hear lobster works well. Failing that something shiny will usually do the trick.

xvxCelticWandererxvx

Ahhh the power of the beaver. Well played Mr. :laugh:

TR0berts

A man's propensity to grow fond of a beaver will always lead to the demise of his stout wood. It's just the way life is. Accept it.

You win the internetz.


FOREVER.

JustAboutDelicious_wechanged

Beaver needs to be brought down by your tree. Show the beaver who is boss.

Iceberg_Simpson

Those dam beavers can really bring a man to his knees. I think that you may lose this battle, my friend. Beavers are mighty powerful forces.

AmyP619

A man's propensity to grow fond of a beaver will always lead to the demise of his stout wood. It's just the way life is. Accept it.

Flippin' genius! bwahahaha!

tmpecus78

Those dam beavers can really bring a man to his knees. I think that you may lose this battle, my friend. Beavers are mighty powerful forces.

QFT! Beavers control the world!

DeltaZero

I only like the wet beavers.

MuscleAndMascara

Shoot it.

^Yup

arghbowl

I only like the wet beavers.

The elusive bald wet beaver is my favorite.

HikerRR50

shoot and eat it?

this then stuff it so you can still enjoy the company

HawtinPhoenix

JustAboutDelicious_wechanged

I only like the wet beavers.

I thought all beavers were wet. I've never met a dry beaver....hmmmm. Silly beavers.

patrickblo13

Trap the beaver and sell the fur. Around here beavers furs go for about $40.00

That seems...awful.


And awful low for a high quality beaver fur.

Buy the traps

To a hunter it isn't awful.

I suppose not.

So how do you propose I go about trapping this beaver? I've never tried to full on trap one, though I did try to pet one once. That didn't end as well as you might expect.

oroblar

shoot and eat it?

YESSS

Eat it, then shoot it. Could be too salty if you shoot it first.