HALP, My Current MFP Love is Married...

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  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
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    Is it me? Sorry I'm looking for an MFP wife myself, any takers?

    JAD likes to get around.

    Does she put out? I don't have time to buy her dinner first.

    no dinner, but at least a beer?


    Yes, love a sloppy lay.
  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
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    A ring dont plug a hole.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    I'm accepting MFP wife applications...

    You told me you would never leave me...
    Hey! Are you cheating on me?!

    BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.


    I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.

    Colombian neckties all around :angry:
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    I'm accepting MFP wife applications...

    You told me you would never leave me...
    Hey! Are you cheating on me?!

    BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.


    I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
    Look here, buddy. I have a sharpened toothbrush, and he has my name tattooed on his butt. I think the writing is on the wall. Time for you to walk away.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    I'm accepting MFP wife applications...

    You told me you would never leave me...
    Hey! Are you cheating on me?!

    BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.


    I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
    Look here, buddy. I have a sharpened toothbrush, and he has my name tattooed on his butt. I think the writing is on the wall. Time for you to walk away.

    Pshh. He signed his name on my d!ck; pretty sure I win this one, chica.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    I'm accepting MFP wife applications...

    You told me you would never leave me...
    Hey! Are you cheating on me?!

    BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.


    I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.

    Colombian neckties all around :angry:

    Well if you submitted your application for wifey status this wouldn't have happened. BUT YOU DIDN'T, NOW DID YOU?!
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,259 Member
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    holy crap look what you started !!!!

    lol
  • tottie06
    tottie06 Posts: 259 Member
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    lmao
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    I'm accepting MFP wife applications...

    You told me you would never leave me...
    Hey! Are you cheating on me?!

    BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.


    I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
    Look here, buddy. I have a sharpened toothbrush, and he has my name tattooed on his butt. I think the writing is on the wall. Time for you to walk away.

    Pshh. He signed his name on my d!ck; pretty sure I win this one, chica.
    A little free time with a sharpie doesn't mean anything.
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,042 Member
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    I thought ALL MFP loves were married on here. Wait, what?
  • Vandy_Land
    Vandy_Land Posts: 18 Member
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    I'm accepting MFP wife applications...

    You told me you would never leave me...
    Hey! Are you cheating on me?!

    BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.


    I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
    Look here, buddy. I have a sharpened toothbrush, and he has my name tattooed on his butt. I think the writing is on the wall. Time for you to walk away.

    Pshh. He signed his name on my d!ck; pretty sure I win this one, chica.


    This is getting hot!
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    I'm accepting MFP wife applications...

    You told me you would never leave me...
    Hey! Are you cheating on me?!

    BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.


    I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
    Look here, buddy. I have a sharpened toothbrush, and he has my name tattooed on his butt. I think the writing is on the wall. Time for you to walk away.

    Pshh. He signed his name on my d!ck; pretty sure I win this one, chica.
    A little free time with a sharpie doesn't mean anything.

    It wasn't with sharpie; it was with a prison tattoo machine. I bled for days, but it was worth the pain and infection to see "TRAVIS WAS HERE" on my ****'n'balls.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,259 Member
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    bing married is overrated....

    just saying ..
    lol
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    holy crap look what you started !!!!

    lol

    I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!
  • HeavyPetter
    HeavyPetter Posts: 61 Member
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    If you get caught, just channel Shaggy

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Get a signed permission slip from her husband. That makes it a-ok!
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,259 Member
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    holy crap look what you started !!!!

    lol

    I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!

    lol well everyone is fighting over everyone now... I feel like I need to haha
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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    So much animosity and jealousy. I say we pool our money, buy a bacon farm and see where things go.
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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    holy crap look what you started !!!!

    lol

    I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!
    Just replace her.

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