HALP, My Current MFP Love is Married...

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  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
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    Polygamy solves so many of life's problems.

    LMAO!!! WINNING!!!
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    Polygamy solves so many of life's problems.
    Yep, get over here with the rest of the sister wives.
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
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    There are almost 50 countries where polygamy is legal. Find one and have her and her spouse move there too. Solves the problem and doesn't make you a home wrecker.
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
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    You both are ok with it, just be discrete and enjoy it as long as it lasts.




    Than call me.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Just because there is a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.



    Just kidding
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
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    Is it me? Sorry I'm looking for an MFP wife myself, any takers?

    JAD likes to get around.

    Does she put out? I don't have time to buy her dinner first.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
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    I'm accepting MFP wife applications...

    You told me you would never leave me...
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    Is it me? Sorry I'm looking for an MFP wife myself, any takers?

    JAD likes to get around.
    Gosh Dangit, I am just FRIENDLY!!!!! Oh, and slutty, but always 1st friendly. Priorities.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    I'm accepting MFP wife applications...

    You told me you would never leave me...
    Hey! Are you cheating on me?!
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    Just because there is a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.



    Just kidding

    Well it seems that there has been a whole lot of goals scored in that box.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,259 Member
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    haha, everyone needs a MFP hubby! lol


    I just can't. I know I'm supposed to have one. I just can't bring myself to it.


    hahaha,

    ok and for some need a MFP wifey.. better?
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
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    I don't see the problem. Sharing is a good thing.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    Is it me? Sorry I'm looking for an MFP wife myself, any takers?

    JAD likes to get around.

    Does she put out? I don't have time to buy her dinner first.
    I peeked your pics. No dinner required.
  • Lissa_M
    Lissa_M Posts: 131
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    <insert Stephen Cobert eating popcorn gif here>
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    Is it me? Sorry I'm looking for an MFP wife myself, any takers?

    JAD likes to get around.

    Does she put out? I don't have time to buy her dinner first.

    No dinner required. She provides the dessert.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,259 Member
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    Is it me? Sorry I'm looking for an MFP wife myself, any takers?

    JAD likes to get around.

    Does she put out? I don't have time to buy her dinner first.

    no dinner, but at least a beer?
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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    I'm accepting MFP wife applications...

    +1
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    I don't see the problem. Sharing is a good thing.

    You have something you'd like to share with me?
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    I'm accepting MFP wife applications...

    You told me you would never leave me...
    Hey! Are you cheating on me?!

    BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.


    I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    I'm accepting MFP wife applications...

    +1
    IN. Where do I apply.

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