HALP, My Current MFP Love is Married...
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Is it me? Sorry I'm looking for an MFP wife myself, any takers?
JAD likes to get around.
Does she put out? I don't have time to buy her dinner first.
no dinner, but at least a beer?
Yes, love a sloppy lay.0 -
A ring dont plug a hole.0
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I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
You told me you would never leave me...
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.
I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
Colombian neckties all around0 -
I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
You told me you would never leave me...
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.
I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.0 -
I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
You told me you would never leave me...
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.
I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
Pshh. He signed his name on my d!ck; pretty sure I win this one, chica.0 -
I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
You told me you would never leave me...
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.
I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
Colombian neckties all around
Well if you submitted your application for wifey status this wouldn't have happened. BUT YOU DIDN'T, NOW DID YOU?!0 -
holy crap look what you started !!!!
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I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
You told me you would never leave me...
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.
I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
Pshh. He signed his name on my d!ck; pretty sure I win this one, chica.0 -
I thought ALL MFP loves were married on here. Wait, what?0
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I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
You told me you would never leave me...
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.
I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
Pshh. He signed his name on my d!ck; pretty sure I win this one, chica.
This is getting hot!0 -
I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
You told me you would never leave me...
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.
I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
Pshh. He signed his name on my d!ck; pretty sure I win this one, chica.
It wasn't with sharpie; it was with a prison tattoo machine. I bled for days, but it was worth the pain and infection to see "TRAVIS WAS HERE" on my ****'n'balls.0 -
bing married is overrated....
just saying ..
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holy crap look what you started !!!!
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I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!0 -
If you get caught, just channel Shaggy
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Get a signed permission slip from her husband. That makes it a-ok!0
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holy crap look what you started !!!!
lol
I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!
lol well everyone is fighting over everyone now... I feel like I need to haha0 -
So much animosity and jealousy. I say we pool our money, buy a bacon farm and see where things go.
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holy crap look what you started !!!!
lol
I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!0
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