Not interested in my wife anymore

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  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    hahaha i was waiting for this one to pop up in response to the other one...:laugh:


    I too wasnt interested in my husband anymore... now he isnt my husband.... wanna hook up :bigsmile: :wink:
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
    I see what you did there. ...
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Wait... I retract my love.


    :angry:
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    things god also doesn't like:
    round haircuts Leviticus 19:27
    fortune tellers Leviticus 19:31, 20:6
    pulling out Genesis 38:9-10
    tattoos Leviticus 19:28
    polyester/cotton blends Leviticus 19:19
    wearing gold Timothy 2:9
    shellfish Leviticus 11:10
    bacon Leviticus 11:8
    so... yeah, i don't really pay too much attention

    well there goes all chances of me going to heaven.... ****
  • FishingGuy75
    FishingGuy75 Posts: 59 Member
    Why does divorce cost so much? BECAUSE IT'S WORTH IT!

    Yep - I've never been happier.
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    ppfffttt my divorce cost me $220
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    So............she's free then?

    Yup. She's all yours chief.


    Excellent! Well broken in I assume? Any warranty left? And when was the last time you changed the oil?
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    well after the wreckage caused by kids and neglect who can blame a guy...kidding I kid
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    So............she's free then?

    Yup. She's all yours chief.


    Excellent! Well broken in I assume? Any warranty left? And when was the last time you changed the oil?

    No warranty. She changes her own oil every thirty days.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    IBTL

    Oh, and I love you OP.

    I still love you. :flowerforyou:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    IBTL

    Oh, and I love you OP.

    I still love you. :flowerforyou:


    LIES! It's ALL LIES!!


    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Sorta OT...

    My hubby and I decided whoever left had to take the kids... and that's kept us together for 25 years.

    Problem is, both kids, over the age of 21, still live at home. So does this 'rule' still apply?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Make each work, split them.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    So............she's free then?

    Yup. She's all yours chief.


    Excellent! Well broken in I assume? Any warranty left? And when was the last time you changed the oil?

    No warranty. She changes her own oil every thirty days.


    In that case will you throw in a case of beer?
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    So............she's free then?

    Yup. She's all yours chief.


    Excellent! Well broken in I assume? Any warranty left? And when was the last time you changed the oil?

    No warranty. She changes her own oil every thirty days.


    In that case will you throw in a case of beer?

    No. I didn't ask you to take her. You volunteered. You get nothing from me but sympathy...and not even much of that.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    IBTL

    Oh, and I love you OP.

    I still love you. :flowerforyou:


    LIES! It's ALL LIES!!


    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    :cry:
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Thank God. I've been dying to tell you this...
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  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Thank God. I've been dying to tell you this...
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    Glad SOMEBODY did.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    So............she's free then?

    Yup. She's all yours chief.


    Excellent! Well broken in I assume? Any warranty left? And when was the last time you changed the oil?

    No warranty. She changes her own oil every thirty days.


    In that case will you throw in a case of beer?

    No. I didn't ask you to take her. You volunteered. You get nothing from me but sympathy...and not even much of that.


    Damn you and your logic. No wonder women don't understand you.
  • Guinivere
    Guinivere Posts: 357 Member
    Thank you for making me giggle lol
  • IwearBatmanUndies
    IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
    1.Can she operate a stove/sandwich maker?
    2.Where does she live?
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    1.Can she operate a stove/sandwich maker?
    2.Where does she live?

    1. Yes
    2. In a house
  • Tiger2wild
    Tiger2wild Posts: 6
    LOL ... love this.
    Agreed! +1... hell.... +100
  • Mahihkan
    Mahihkan Posts: 162
    That's why I divorced her. :drinker:

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  • jazi719
    jazi719 Posts: 150 Member
    Those are two beautiful boys. :smile:
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
    Whats the best way to tell your husband you want a divorce? I was thinking like give him the bad news and then tell him if you sign the papers right now ill give you this $2000 in cash I have in my hand hahaha. Would that work?
  • SuperCrsa
    SuperCrsa Posts: 790 Member
    You should've stayed with her. God doesn't like divorce.

    Yeah, well, then He can marry her.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Hahahahaha best response EVER!!!!
  • Silent1980
    Silent1980 Posts: 24
    :drinker: same goes with my husband (now EX) :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
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  • Silent1980
    Silent1980 Posts: 24
    Whats the best way to tell your husband you want a divorce? I was thinking like give him the bad news and then tell him if you sign the papers right now ill give you this $2000 in cash I have in my hand hahaha. Would that work?


    Do it as I did it..
    "Honey..you remember the day we got married 5 years ago?"
    "yes"
    "I want to delete it...ah! and there is your suitcase.BYE!!!"
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
    Whats the best way to tell your husband you want a divorce? I was thinking like give him the bad news and then tell him if you sign the papers right now ill give you this $2000 in cash I have in my hand hahaha. Would that work?


    Do it as I did it..
    "Honey..you remember the day we got married 5 years ago?"
    "yes"
    "I want to delete it...ah! and there is your suitcase.BYE!!!"

    LMAO every time he says "Well you Married Me" my teeth cringe and I go "Any chance I can take that back" lol

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