Not interested in my wife anymore

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    IBTL

    Oh, and I love you OP.

    I still love you. :flowerforyou:


    LIES! It's ALL LIES!!


    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    Sorta OT...

    My hubby and I decided whoever left had to take the kids... and that's kept us together for 25 years.

    Problem is, both kids, over the age of 21, still live at home. So does this 'rule' still apply?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Make each work, split them.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    So............she's free then?

    Yup. She's all yours chief.


    Excellent! Well broken in I assume? Any warranty left? And when was the last time you changed the oil?

    No warranty. She changes her own oil every thirty days.


    In that case will you throw in a case of beer?
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    So............she's free then?

    Yup. She's all yours chief.


    Excellent! Well broken in I assume? Any warranty left? And when was the last time you changed the oil?

    No warranty. She changes her own oil every thirty days.


    In that case will you throw in a case of beer?

    No. I didn't ask you to take her. You volunteered. You get nothing from me but sympathy...and not even much of that.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    IBTL

    Oh, and I love you OP.

    I still love you. :flowerforyou:


    LIES! It's ALL LIES!!


    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    :cry:
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    Thank God. I've been dying to tell you this...
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  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    Thank God. I've been dying to tell you this...
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    Glad SOMEBODY did.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    So............she's free then?

    Yup. She's all yours chief.


    Excellent! Well broken in I assume? Any warranty left? And when was the last time you changed the oil?

    No warranty. She changes her own oil every thirty days.


    In that case will you throw in a case of beer?

    No. I didn't ask you to take her. You volunteered. You get nothing from me but sympathy...and not even much of that.


    Damn you and your logic. No wonder women don't understand you.
  • Guinivere
    Guinivere Posts: 357 Member
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    Thank you for making me giggle lol
  • IwearBatmanUndies
    IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
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    1.Can she operate a stove/sandwich maker?
    2.Where does she live?
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    1.Can she operate a stove/sandwich maker?
    2.Where does she live?

    1. Yes
    2. In a house
  • Tiger2wild
    Tiger2wild Posts: 6
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    LOL ... love this.
    Agreed! +1... hell.... +100
  • Mahihkan
    Mahihkan Posts: 162
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    That's why I divorced her. :drinker:

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  • jazi719
    jazi719 Posts: 150 Member
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    Those are two beautiful boys. :smile:
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    Whats the best way to tell your husband you want a divorce? I was thinking like give him the bad news and then tell him if you sign the papers right now ill give you this $2000 in cash I have in my hand hahaha. Would that work?
  • SuperCrsa
    SuperCrsa Posts: 790 Member
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    You should've stayed with her. God doesn't like divorce.

    Yeah, well, then He can marry her.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Hahahahaha best response EVER!!!!
  • Silent1980
    Silent1980 Posts: 24
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    :drinker: same goes with my husband (now EX) :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • Silent1980
    Silent1980 Posts: 24
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    Whats the best way to tell your husband you want a divorce? I was thinking like give him the bad news and then tell him if you sign the papers right now ill give you this $2000 in cash I have in my hand hahaha. Would that work?


    Do it as I did it..
    "Honey..you remember the day we got married 5 years ago?"
    "yes"
    "I want to delete it...ah! and there is your suitcase.BYE!!!"
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    Whats the best way to tell your husband you want a divorce? I was thinking like give him the bad news and then tell him if you sign the papers right now ill give you this $2000 in cash I have in my hand hahaha. Would that work?


    Do it as I did it..
    "Honey..you remember the day we got married 5 years ago?"
    "yes"
    "I want to delete it...ah! and there is your suitcase.BYE!!!"

    LMAO every time he says "Well you Married Me" my teeth cringe and I go "Any chance I can take that back" lol

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