why do guys..

MuscleAndMascara
MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
Get on the treadmill, stair master or elliptical rite next to me? 10 in a row with no one on them and you have to go rite next to me.. I'm not sure I understand what they are trying to do, but I like my "alone" time at the gym. They don't talk to me or anything.. they just do their cardio rite beside me. Do they do it on purpose or is this a subconscious move at 5 am? Either way, It's strange to me..
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    They're all jealous.

    They all love you.

    You're so pretty.

    They want to be rite....


    Yeah. I give up.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Hows the fishing this time of day?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Hows the fishing this time of day?

    assuming you're talking about my time zone, it's usually outstanding as long as you're fishing for any apex predator.
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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I'd let a few loud rippers go if it bothers you make sure to load up on broccoli, eggs, and cabbage the night before.
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    They wanna throw you the ol banana
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    I'd let a few loud rippers go if it bothers you make sure to load up on broccoli, eggs, and cabbage the night before.

    thats the thing that bothers me... One guy **** himself the other day running next to me and my sis...
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Hows the fishing this time of day?

    assuming you're talking about my time zone, it's usually outstanding as long as you're fishing for any apex predator.


    Hmmm, no bites yet. Maybe the bait is too obvious?
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    They're all jealous.

    They all love you.

    You're so pretty.

    They want to be rite....


    Yeah. I give up.


    this topic does make me sound pretty bad, but I honestly just want to know haha. I'm no where by means hot at 5 am lol
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    They wanna throw you the ol banana


    bwahaha I would laugh!!
  • KindredSouls
    KindredSouls Posts: 188 Member
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'd let a few loud rippers go if it bothers you make sure to load up on broccoli, eggs, and cabbage the night before.

    thats the thing that bothers me... One guy **** himself the other day running next to me and my sis...


    Wait... tell me more. And speak slowly and clearly...

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  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    They are interested in you.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    You are totally rite about them not having to be rite there next to you. You probably look rite damn fine, and they are hitting on you, rite?


    Rite on, gurl!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    What, you don't like sausage for breakfast?
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    Ya.. Some dude was running next to use, for maybe only 5 min and jumped off the treadmill fast and walked away headed to the restroom. We heard it.. and smelt it... horrible....

    I did almost fall off the eliptical laughing though...
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    repost
  • jollyjoe321
    jollyjoe321 Posts: 529 Member
    Men are pack animals and he clearly sees you as the Alpha male
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    I really don't think it's a hitting on anyone deal, I think they just do it without thinking about it haha
  • ggxx100
    ggxx100 Posts: 520 Member
    Hows the fishing this time of day?

    Heh....:drinker:
  • HikerRR50
    HikerRR50 Posts: 144 Member
    Get on the treadmill, stair master or elliptical rite next to me? 10 in a row with no one on them and you have to go rite next to me.. I'm not sure I understand what they are trying to do, but I like my "alone" time at the gym. They don't talk to me or anything.. they just do their cardio rite beside me. Do they do it on purpose or is this a subconscious move at 5 am? Either way, It's strange to me..

    at least they aren't right behind ya leering and drooling? prolly more of an introvert/extrovert thing
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    Because human being like moving in herds as an evolutionary instinct as it brings safety?

    This happens to me routinely - both men and women.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I'd let a few loud rippers go if it bothers you make sure to load up on broccoli, eggs, and cabbage the night before.

    thats the thing that bothers me... One guy **** himself the other day running next to me and my sis...

    LOL! NOOOOOOOOOOO
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    I guess I should of names this Topic "why do guys have to get next to me in the cardio area and poop themselves".... I did word this kinda bad... :(
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Because human being like moving in herds as an evolutionary instinct as it brings safety?

    This happens to me routinely - both men and women.

    yeah they do damn herd animals
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    Because human being like moving in herds as an evolutionary instinct as it brings safety?

    This happens to me routinely - both men and women.


    I do think this is what it is.. just doing what's instinct.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Men are pack animals and he clearly sees you as the Alpha male

    :laugh:


    Human nature is to be in groups.

    But it is possible they are trying to race you but you didn't realize it.

    Maybe they like the way the sweat drops down your arms.

    Possibly they were trying to get you to put a good word in with your sister but never developed the courage.
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
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  • Mr_Excitement
    Mr_Excitement Posts: 833 Member
    Because love?

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  • HawtinPhoenix
    HawtinPhoenix Posts: 43 Member
    Because they want to jump your bones.