Collin Cleanse?

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  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    is this when you only drink Vodka Collins drinks? Sign me up for that one
  • vmr2811
    vmr2811 Posts: 36
    I thought this would be a joke thread about Collin Farrell's girlfriends and douching.

    bwhahahaha!!!!!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I thought this would be a joke thread about Collin Farrell's girlfriends and douching.

    I would shower with Colin Farrell any day. :love:
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    I have done a colon cleanse. It involved a liquid only diet, Dulcolax and a lot of Miralax.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I thought this would be a joke thread about Collin Farrell's girlfriends and douching.

    I would shower with Colin Farrell any day. :love:

    Meh... I'd have to wrap him in Saran Wrap first.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Colin Farrell....

    Yeah, I would love to cleanse him :wink:
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    My colon is perfectly functional and as such doesn't need cleansed.
  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
    Great, now I'm craving a Tom Collins.

    Haha - exactly what I was thinking!
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    I thought this would be a joke thread about Collin Farrell's girlfriends and douching.

    that just about gave me a colonic right there....

    OP, try laughing really hard....

    but seriously OP, we all jest...take a look at your fiber intake as well as dietary fat intake and make sure you're getting enough of both. Also, really heavy squats...
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    I just think that because I've been eating poorly for so long that I may be... "stopped up" if that make sense. I thought maybe I should do a cleanse and start fresh...just flush my system.

    And you're all hilarious about my misspelling. I knew I spelled it wrong haha brain fart LMAO :)

    Water will flush out anything that needs flushed.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    I hate a few people named Collin, and I'd really like to see them get cleansed.
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    Nothing is going up my butt unless it's going to bring me pleasure...
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    Nothing is going up my butt unless it's going to bring me pleasure...

    Knowing my colon was polyp free gave me pleasure.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Too many Tom Collins cleansed my wallet once.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Nothing is going up my butt unless it's going to bring me pleasure...

    Knowing my colon was polyp free gave me pleasure.

    How do you know it's still true? Nothing like weekly look and see.
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    Nothing is going up my butt unless it's going to bring me pleasure...

    Knowing my colon was polyp free gave me pleasure.

    How do you know it's still true? Nothing like weekly look and see.

    According to my doctor, they don't grow that quickly. That's why once you are found polyp free you don't need to be tested again for 10 years.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Nothing is going up my butt unless it's going to bring me pleasure...

    Knowing my colon was polyp free gave me pleasure.

    How do you know it's still true? Nothing like weekly look and see.

    According to my doctor, they don't grow that quickly. That's why once you are found polyp free you don't need to be tested again for 10 years.

    For 57 people out of 100 000, he's wrong.

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11743035

    7 years is probably better.
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    Nothing is going up my butt unless it's going to bring me pleasure...

    Knowing my colon was polyp free gave me pleasure.

    How do you know it's still true? Nothing like weekly look and see.

    According to my doctor, they don't grow that quickly. That's why once you are found polyp free you don't need to be tested again for 10 years.

    For 57 people out of 100 000, he's wrong.

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11743035

    7 years is probably better.

    Since I eat a colon healthy diet (according to the experts) and have no family history. I plan on waiting the full 10 years, unless I have symptoms that would suggest I need it sooner. Plus, since 10 years is standard, I doubt my insurance would pay for it before then without reason.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I thought this would be a joke thread about Collin Farrell's girlfriends and douching.

    I would shower with Colin Farrell any day. :love:

    Meh... I'd have to wrap him in Saran Wrap first.

    Make sure I'm in there with him!

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