I'm pregnant and I have a raccoon in my room...

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,645 Member
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What's the deal with this on feeds?
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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    What if the Racoon is the father?
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Someone needs to lay off mushrooms. Srsly XD
    My question would be: Does it have wings and can it fly.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    do you have an addiction?
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    A raccoon is attracted to placenta, makes sense.
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
    :noway:
    What's the deal with this on feeds?

    You can read those only because you're gay.

    Maybe it is just the gay porn? that doesn't make you gay right? Right? Right? :noway: :frown: :huh:
  • Triciad811
    Triciad811 Posts: 268 Member
    its waiting to steal the baby and raise it as one of its own
  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
    Maybe they want to have another baby and a mouse just ran over their feet
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Is it on meth? If not, carry on as usual..........
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    The porcupine walked over to my crumpled body on the ground...he leaned towards my ear and whispered,"don't worry...i'll take care of everything."
  • hopefaithlove24
    hopefaithlove24 Posts: 454 Member
    Did you cheat on your ex? Or maybe you slipped on vomit in McDonald's?
  • Leather_N_Lace
    Leather_N_Lace Posts: 518 Member
    I'm not sure. But you will never guess what I'm addicted to and it isn't the crack I did earlier today after I quit my job..
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I confess: I like gay porn. I wish Obama could run for a third term. I cheated on my ex. I tried smoking crack today. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. I quit my job today. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! Where can I buy used sex toys? I think I'm going gay. I'm pregnant. I want another baby. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! A mouse just crawled over my feet!!




    oops... I just word-vomited all over your thread.
  • onmyown326
    onmyown326 Posts: 177
    Did you cheat on your ex? Or maybe you slipped on vomit in McDonald's?

    I did!!!! Then I looked for used sex toys because I was horny from all the talk of raccoon's and pregnancy and mice, then I got really pissed because my MFP wife cheated on me and got pregnant as well as everyone else so I just said f**k it and smoked some crack before I quit my job.
  • ModernNerd
    ModernNerd Posts: 336 Member
    I confess: I like gay porn. I wish Obama could run for a third term. I cheated on my ex. I tried smoking crack today. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. I quit my job today. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! Where can I buy used sex toys? I think I'm going gay. I'm pregnant. I want another baby. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! A mouse just crawled over my feet!!




    oops... I just word-vomited all over your thread.

    ermagherd me too! It's like you're reading mah mind :blushing:
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    What if the Racoon is the father?

    Then your baby's got rabies.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    I have a pet flying squirrel, so so cute.
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    I like turtles!
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    Did you cheat on your ex? Or maybe you slipped on vomit in McDonald's?

    I vomited on my ex as she left McDonald's. Took a long time to plan that one out.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    How do you cheat on your ex??? Have to admit, the responses to falling in vomit are pretty entertaining! :drinker:
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,645 Member
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