I'm pregnant and I have a raccoon in my room...

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    It's a game being spread like wild weeds.

    If you respond to one the new feeds update you are then asked to post a choice of one of the news feed items;

    Whoever's status you comment on you receive the following email:

    . This is a game. The person who likes/comments has to choose one of the following to post on his/her timeline. 1. I confess I like gay porn. 2. I wish Obama could run for a third term. 3. I cheated on my ex. 4. I tried smoking crack today. 5. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. 6. I quit my job today. 7. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! 8. Where can I buy used sex toys? 9. I think I'm going gay 10. I'm pregnant 11. I want another baby 12. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? 13. First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! 14. A mouse just crawled over my feet!! Note: you should not explain anything........just post and leave it for at least a day.

    Really? All these comments and everyone could play along instead of ruining it? And I suppose you go around telling all the little kids that there is no Santa Clause. It's Friday! Have a sense of humour and live a little. Grinch. :grumble:

    This isn't amusing in the least.

    What if this more serious stuff was actually happening to someone? I mean pregnancy, smoking crack, going gay... these are issues that would need real support. But this stupid *kitten* game would deter people from really offering it because people would think its just a stupid prank.

    I felt bad, but I was crying from laughter reading the responses to mine. This is the first time I've ever given in and played one of those games.

    I fell for it. It was funny. There is no harm. Some people DO need to smoke some crack.

    Wow! Never been around a crack addict, I would have to presume.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,123 Member
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    What if the Racoon is the father?

    Then your baby's got rabies.
    Rabies and babies rhymes. Coincidence? I don't think so...
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    It's a game being spread like wild weeds.

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    . This is a game. The person who likes/comments has to choose one of the following to post on his/her timeline. 1. I confess I like gay porn. 2. I wish Obama could run for a third term. 3. I cheated on my ex. 4. I tried smoking crack today. 5. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. 6. I quit my job today. 7. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! 8. Where can I buy used sex toys? 9. I think I'm going gay 10. I'm pregnant 11. I want another baby 12. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? 13. First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! 14. A mouse just crawled over my feet!! Note: you should not explain anything........just post and leave it for at least a day.

    Really? All these comments and everyone could play along instead of ruining it? And I suppose you go around telling all the little kids that there is no Santa Clause. It's Friday! Have a sense of humour and live a little. Grinch. :grumble:

    This isn't amusing in the least.

    What if this more serious stuff was actually happening to someone? I mean pregnancy, smoking crack, going gay... these are issues that would need real support. But this stupid *kitten* game would deter people from really offering it because people would think its just a stupid prank.

    Granted it was a pretty silly game. However, I doubt seriously that I would EVER be posting any of those events on my MFP wall if I needed support. I believe that would go to my IRL friends.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    It's a game being spread like wild weeds.

    If you respond to one the new feeds update you are then asked to post a choice of one of the news feed items;

    Whoever's status you comment on you receive the following email:

    . This is a game. The person who likes/comments has to choose one of the following to post on his/her timeline. 1. I confess I like gay porn. 2. I wish Obama could run for a third term. 3. I cheated on my ex. 4. I tried smoking crack today. 5. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. 6. I quit my job today. 7. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! 8. Where can I buy used sex toys? 9. I think I'm going gay 10. I'm pregnant 11. I want another baby 12. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? 13. First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! 14. A mouse just crawled over my feet!! Note: you should not explain anything........just post and leave it for at least a day.

    Really? All these comments and everyone could play along instead of ruining it? And I suppose you go around telling all the little kids that there is no Santa Clause. It's Friday! Have a sense of humour and live a little. Grinch. :grumble:

    This isn't amusing in the least.

    What if this more serious stuff was actually happening to someone? I mean pregnancy, smoking crack, going gay... these are issues that would need real support. But this stupid *kitten* game would deter people from really offering it because people would think its just a stupid prank.

    I felt bad, but I was crying from laughter reading the responses to mine. This is the first time I've ever given in and played one of those games.

    Gonna have to agree with Cupcake on this one...had a lot of fun with this game, and I've never even watched gay porn.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    It's a game being spread like wild weeds.

    If you respond to one the new feeds update you are then asked to post a choice of one of the news feed items;

    Whoever's status you comment on you receive the following email:

    . This is a game. The person who likes/comments has to choose one of the following to post on his/her timeline. 1. I confess I like gay porn. 2. I wish Obama could run for a third term. 3. I cheated on my ex. 4. I tried smoking crack today. 5. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. 6. I quit my job today. 7. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! 8. Where can I buy used sex toys? 9. I think I'm going gay 10. I'm pregnant 11. I want another baby 12. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? 13. First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! 14. A mouse just crawled over my feet!! Note: you should not explain anything........just post and leave it for at least a day.

    Really? All these comments and everyone could play along instead of ruining it? And I suppose you go around telling all the little kids that there is no Santa Clause. It's Friday! Have a sense of humour and live a little. Grinch. :grumble:

    This isn't amusing in the least.

    What if this more serious stuff was actually happening to someone? I mean pregnancy, smoking crack, going gay... these are issues that would need real support. But this stupid *kitten* game would deter people from really offering it because people would think its just a stupid prank.

    Granted it was a pretty silly game. However, I doubt seriously that I would EVER be posting any of those events on my MFP wall if I needed support. I believe that would go to my IRL friends.

    Some people don't have an IRL support system. I've seen status updates like all three of those named on my wall.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    It's a game being spread like wild weeds.

    If you respond to one the new feeds update you are then asked to post a choice of one of the news feed items;

    Whoever's status you comment on you receive the following email:

    . This is a game. The person who likes/comments has to choose one of the following to post on his/her timeline. 1. I confess I like gay porn. 2. I wish Obama could run for a third term. 3. I cheated on my ex. 4. I tried smoking crack today. 5. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. 6. I quit my job today. 7. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! 8. Where can I buy used sex toys? 9. I think I'm going gay 10. I'm pregnant 11. I want another baby 12. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? 13. First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! 14. A mouse just crawled over my feet!! Note: you should not explain anything........just post and leave it for at least a day.

    Really? All these comments and everyone could play along instead of ruining it? And I suppose you go around telling all the little kids that there is no Santa Clause. It's Friday! Have a sense of humour and live a little. Grinch. :grumble:

    This isn't amusing in the least.

    What if this more serious stuff was actually happening to someone? I mean pregnancy, smoking crack, going gay... these are issues that would need real support. But this stupid *kitten* game would deter people from really offering it because people would think its just a stupid prank.

    I felt bad, but I was crying from laughter reading the responses to mine. This is the first time I've ever given in and played one of those games.

    Gonna have to agree with Cupcake on this one...had a lot of fun with this game, and I've never even watched gay porn.

    I may or may not have. It may have been playing in the background someplace I was visiting in my 20s. :blushing: I have not, however, actually fallen in vomit at McDonald's, I'm happy to say!
  • pseudomuffin
    pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member
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    But who was phone?
  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
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    Awkward
  • kyleekay10
    kyleekay10 Posts: 1,812 Member
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    It's a game being spread like wild weeds.

    If you respond to one the new feeds update you are then asked to post a choice of one of the news feed items;

    Whoever's status you comment on you receive the following email:

    . This is a game. The person who likes/comments has to choose one of the following to post on his/her timeline. 1. I confess I like gay porn. 2. I wish Obama could run for a third term. 3. I cheated on my ex. 4. I tried smoking crack today. 5. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. 6. I quit my job today. 7. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! 8. Where can I buy used sex toys? 9. I think I'm going gay 10. I'm pregnant 11. I want another baby 12. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? 13. First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! 14. A mouse just crawled over my feet!! Note: you should not explain anything........just post and leave it for at least a day.

    Really? All these comments and everyone could play along instead of ruining it? And I suppose you go around telling all the little kids that there is no Santa Clause. It's Friday! Have a sense of humour and live a little. Grinch. :grumble:

    This isn't amusing in the least.

    What if this more serious stuff was actually happening to someone? I mean pregnancy, smoking crack, going gay... these are issues that would need real support. But this stupid *kitten* game would deter people from really offering it because people would think its just a stupid prank.

    Granted it was a pretty silly game. However, I doubt seriously that I would EVER be posting any of those events on my MFP wall if I needed support. I believe that would go to my IRL friends.

    Some people don't have an IRL support system. I've seen status updates like all three of those named on my wall.

    K, Husky. Then why not just offer support if you think it's legit, and then if it turns out to be a joke, no harm done.

    I didn't care to take part in the game, but good grief. It's a game and it's Friday. No need to get all Debbie Downer about it.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    It's a game being spread like wild weeds.

    If you respond to one the new feeds update you are then asked to post a choice of one of the news feed items;

    Whoever's status you comment on you receive the following email:

    . This is a game. The person who likes/comments has to choose one of the following to post on his/her timeline. 1. I confess I like gay porn. 2. I wish Obama could run for a third term. 3. I cheated on my ex. 4. I tried smoking crack today. 5. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. 6. I quit my job today. 7. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! 8. Where can I buy used sex toys? 9. I think I'm going gay 10. I'm pregnant 11. I want another baby 12. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? 13. First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! 14. A mouse just crawled over my feet!! Note: you should not explain anything........just post and leave it for at least a day.

    Really? All these comments and everyone could play along instead of ruining it? And I suppose you go around telling all the little kids that there is no Santa Clause. It's Friday! Have a sense of humour and live a little. Grinch. :grumble:

    This isn't amusing in the least.

    What if this more serious stuff was actually happening to someone? I mean pregnancy, smoking crack, going gay... these are issues that would need real support. But this stupid *kitten* game would deter people from really offering it because people would think its just a stupid prank.

    I felt bad, but I was crying from laughter reading the responses to mine. This is the first time I've ever given in and played one of those games.

    Gonna have to agree with Cupcake on this one...had a lot of fun with this game, and I've never even watched gay porn.

    I may or may not have. It may have been playing in the background someplace I was visiting in my 20s. :blushing: I have not, however, actually fallen in vomit at McDonald's, I'm happy to say!

    Yeah, but you didn't actually watch, did you?
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
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    That raccoon is a *kitten*.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    It's a game being spread like wild weeds.

    If you respond to one the new feeds update you are then asked to post a choice of one of the news feed items;

    Whoever's status you comment on you receive the following email:

    . This is a game. The person who likes/comments has to choose one of the following to post on his/her timeline. 1. I confess I like gay porn. 2. I wish Obama could run for a third term. 3. I cheated on my ex. 4. I tried smoking crack today. 5. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. 6. I quit my job today. 7. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! 8. Where can I buy used sex toys? 9. I think I'm going gay 10. I'm pregnant 11. I want another baby 12. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? 13. First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! 14. A mouse just crawled over my feet!! Note: you should not explain anything........just post and leave it for at least a day.

    Really? All these comments and everyone could play along instead of ruining it? And I suppose you go around telling all the little kids that there is no Santa Clause. It's Friday! Have a sense of humour and live a little. Grinch. :grumble:

    This isn't amusing in the least.

    What if this more serious stuff was actually happening to someone? I mean pregnancy, smoking crack, going gay... these are issues that would need real support. But this stupid *kitten* game would deter people from really offering it because people would think its just a stupid prank.

    I felt bad, but I was crying from laughter reading the responses to mine. This is the first time I've ever given in and played one of those games.

    Gonna have to agree with Cupcake on this one...had a lot of fun with this game, and I've never even watched gay porn.

    I may or may not have. It may have been playing in the background someplace I was visiting in my 20s. :blushing: I have not, however, actually fallen in vomit at McDonald's, I'm happy to say!

    Yeah, but you didn't actually watch, did you?

    Not intently, no. It was hard not to look as you were passing by, though!
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
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    It's a game being spread like wild weeds.

    If you respond to one the new feeds update you are then asked to post a choice of one of the news feed items;

    Whoever's status you comment on you receive the following email:

    . This is a game. The person who likes/comments has to choose one of the following to post on his/her timeline. 1. I confess I like gay porn. 2. I wish Obama could run for a third term. 3. I cheated on my ex. 4. I tried smoking crack today. 5. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. 6. I quit my job today. 7. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! 8. Where can I buy used sex toys? 9. I think I'm going gay 10. I'm pregnant 11. I want another baby 12. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? 13. First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! 14. A mouse just crawled over my feet!! Note: you should not explain anything........just post and leave it for at least a day.

    Really? All these comments and everyone could play along instead of ruining it? And I suppose you go around telling all the little kids that there is no Santa Clause. It's Friday! Have a sense of humour and live a little. Grinch. :grumble:

    This isn't amusing in the least.

    What if this more serious stuff was actually happening to someone? I mean pregnancy, smoking crack, going gay... these are issues that would need real support. But this stupid *kitten* game would deter people from really offering it because people would think its just a stupid prank.

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  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    It's a game being spread like wild weeds.

    If you respond to one the new feeds update you are then asked to post a choice of one of the news feed items;

    Whoever's status you comment on you receive the following email:

    . This is a game. The person who likes/comments has to choose one of the following to post on his/her timeline. 1. I confess I like gay porn. 2. I wish Obama could run for a third term. 3. I cheated on my ex. 4. I tried smoking crack today. 5. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. 6. I quit my job today. 7. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! 8. Where can I buy used sex toys? 9. I think I'm going gay 10. I'm pregnant 11. I want another baby 12. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? 13. First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! 14. A mouse just crawled over my feet!! Note: you should not explain anything........just post and leave it for at least a day.

    Yeah-- it says "Note: you should not explain anything" :huh:
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    It's a game being spread like wild weeds.

    If you respond to one the new feeds update you are then asked to post a choice of one of the news feed items;

    Whoever's status you comment on you receive the following email:

    . This is a game. The person who likes/comments has to choose one of the following to post on his/her timeline. 1. I confess I like gay porn. 2. I wish Obama could run for a third term. 3. I cheated on my ex. 4. I tried smoking crack today. 5. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. 6. I quit my job today. 7. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! 8. Where can I buy used sex toys? 9. I think I'm going gay 10. I'm pregnant 11. I want another baby 12. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? 13. First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! 14. A mouse just crawled over my feet!! Note: you should not explain anything........just post and leave it for at least a day.

    Yeah-- it says "Note: you should not explain anything" :huh:

    Yeah--people never read all the way to the end...SMH
  • anorangie
    anorangie Posts: 975 Member
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    Well, this explains a lot.

    I was starting to get concerned about the number of critters and amount of porn my MFP friends were encountering today!
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    i got caught yesturday being a smart *kitten*. it didn't hurt any one. only 4 replyed to guess what i'm addicted to. it was kinda fun
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    What if the Racoon is the father?

    Then your baby's got rabies.

    No more maybes.
    Your babies got rabies
    Sitting on a ball
    in the middle of the Andes.

    Yeahhhh I'm a freak of nature.
    Yeahhhh I'm a freak

    If only I could be as cool as you.
    As cool as you.

    Body and soul.
    I'm a freak.
    I'm a freak.
    Body and soul.
    I'm a freak.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    It's a game being spread like wild weeds.

    If you respond to one the new feeds update you are then asked to post a choice of one of the news feed items;

    Whoever's status you comment on you receive the following email:

    . This is a game. The person who likes/comments has to choose one of the following to post on his/her timeline. 1. I confess I like gay porn. 2. I wish Obama could run for a third term. 3. I cheated on my ex. 4. I tried smoking crack today. 5. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. 6. I quit my job today. 7. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! 8. Where can I buy used sex toys? 9. I think I'm going gay 10. I'm pregnant 11. I want another baby 12. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? 13. First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! 14. A mouse just crawled over my feet!! Note: you should not explain anything........just post and leave it for at least a day.

    Really? All these comments and everyone could play along instead of ruining it? And I suppose you go around telling all the little kids that there is no Santa Clause. It's Friday! Have a sense of humour and live a little. Grinch. :grumble:

    This isn't amusing in the least.

    What if this more serious stuff was actually happening to someone? I mean pregnancy, smoking crack, going gay... these are issues that would need real support. But this stupid *kitten* game would deter people from really offering it because people would think its just a stupid prank.

    It was not that serious. You are reading way too far into it.