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      repped
      aware.
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      aware.

      But who was archaeologist comprehension?
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      But who was archaeologist comprehension?

      strong lack of bone examination specialists itt
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      Does this smell like chloroform to you?

      I LOVE THAT ONE
    • Posts: 11,788 Member
      How's about I stick my mug in your muff?
    • Posts: 255
      Would you like my Polar in your Vortex?
    • Posts: 72 Member
      Hi, have you got any raisins?

      How about a date? ;)
    • Posts: 1,360 Member
      Nice legs. What time do they open?


      My response.... Tell your pants it's not polite to point.
    • Posts: 257
      I have a million of these. My favourite though involves a little eye contact and some playful motion too.

      Firstly you have to spot the girl you want to talk to and then motion your pen finger to her in a wave type motion implying that she come over to you. When she does come over you say to her 'I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all of these'.
    • Posts: 133 Member
      Are you from Tennessee?

      Because you're the only Ten I see!!!!
    • Posts: 499 Member
      Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
    • Posts: 1,323 Member
      "i lied to ___ to get your number. i really just wanted to infiltrate your pants."
    • Posts: 1,053 Member
      "Are you a wrench?? Cause every time I see you my nuts tighten."

      He didn't get my number. -____-
    • Posts: 919 Member
      If i were enzyme i would want to be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    • Posts: 1,206 Member
      Does this smell like chloroform to you?

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 185 Member
      I had a guy tell me once that he saw me dancing in a club and I was so beautiful that he had to come in off the street and talk to me (this was in Hong Kong, where a lot of the bars/clubs are open on one side). It didn't work, though, because I had seen him for the past hour talking to the DJ and hitting on other girls. Plus, he had hit on me the last time I was there.
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      I'm fond of "I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves", but I'm a math nerd.
    • Posts: 441
      Bewbew beeeeeeeewwww that's the sound of an ambulance because the sight of you stopped my heart. Lol BEWWEEEEEWWW BEEWWWW
    • Posts: 215
      had someone tell me....

      are you tired?

      why?

      cause you've been running through my mind all day.. .

      or

      put your number in my phone just incase I get lost.
    • Posts: 287 Member
      I had a guy tell me once that he saw me dancing in a club and I was so beautiful that he had to come in off the street and talk to me (this was in Hong Kong, where a lot of the bars/clubs are open on one side). It didn't work, though, because I had seen him for the past hour talking to the DJ and hitting on other girls. Plus, he had hit on me the last time I was there.

      That's priceless :-)
    • Posts: 3,660 Member
      Me "Say Mud"

      Her / Him "Mud"

      Me "I love it when you talk dirty"
    • Posts: 215
      Me "Say Mud"

      Her / Him "Mud"

      Me "I love it when you talk dirty"

      you crack me up!
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      If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me.
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      Are you wearing space pants? Cos your *kitten* is outta this worldddd!

      Or...

      Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? (then if it's going badly and you see imminent rejection just turn this line around and finish with...'cos it looks like you landed on your face. Andddd exit!)
    • Posts: 444 Member
      "Excuse me, are >those> real??"

      Ummm rude, but yes

      "BECAUSE I REALLY WANNA TOUCH EM"
    • Posts: 13,378 Member
      God must be a little lonelier because an angel just fell from heaven
    • Posts: 3,660 Member
      I know my calculus. Because U + Me = Us.
    • Posts: 1,428 Member
      I don't use pickup lines but the funniest one I heard was "There are 206 bones in the female body. Would you like another?"

      Now that might work
    • Posts: 215
      "hey girl , you walking or working?"... wait that isn't a pick up line!!
    • Posts: 132
      "hey girl , you walking or working?"... wait that isn't a pick up line!!

      lololol
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