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  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
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    Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

    Works 100%, trust me.

    Omg I am cracking up because I know people like that
  • nikitiki53
    nikitiki53 Posts: 127
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    Um, no I'm not.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

    Works 100%, trust me.

    Omg I am cracking up because I know people like that
    Ditto. Few of my friends in Georgia LOL.
  • Geoffbrah
    Geoffbrah Posts: 11
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    Um, no I'm not.

    oh thats too bad because I have a large bone that needs examination.
  • nikitiki53
    nikitiki53 Posts: 127
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    Niki, unrelated question...are you an archaeologist?

    pls respond

    I'm not
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    Q: How much does a polar bear weigh?

    A: Enough to break the ice.

    It worked for me plenty of times....that and asking a girl to say the word mud. When she eventually says it I follow up with damn I love it when you talk dirty. Lol goofball charm always wins
  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
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    Niki, unrelated question...are you an archaeologist?

    pls respond

    I'm not

    Then stop digging me.

    Oooooh
  • molonlabe762
    molonlabe762 Posts: 411 Member
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    bump
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
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    "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


    did NOT work but, I had a great lawyer :wink:

    edit: just saw sassy used my same one! grrr I guess I'll go with "Hi, I'm Batman"

    HAHA! I call that one too. I have a batman pic in my profile :P. lol.

    Totally not fair...I guess I'll have to choose another

    "I'll bet you $100 you can't turn me straight"
  • WhoHa42
    WhoHa42 Posts: 1,270 Member
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    After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

    Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

    your ex-hubby
  • PowerThruIt
    PowerThruIt Posts: 15
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    Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

    Works 100%, trust me.

    repped
    aware.
  • Geoffbrah
    Geoffbrah Posts: 11
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    Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

    Works 100%, trust me.

    repped
    aware.

    But who was archaeologist comprehension?
  • PowerThruIt
    PowerThruIt Posts: 15
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    Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

    Works 100%, trust me.

    repped
    aware.

    But who was archaeologist comprehension?

    strong lack of bone examination specialists itt
  • bikercowboy
    bikercowboy Posts: 404
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    Does this smell like chloroform to you?

    I LOVE THAT ONE
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    How's about I stick my mug in your muff?
  • doug_pierce
    doug_pierce Posts: 255
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    Would you like my Polar in your Vortex?
  • crazihel
    crazihel Posts: 72 Member
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    Hi, have you got any raisins?

    How about a date? ;)
  • happysherri
    happysherri Posts: 1,360 Member
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    Nice legs. What time do they open?


    My response.... Tell your pants it's not polite to point.
  • togmo
    togmo Posts: 257
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    I have a million of these. My favourite though involves a little eye contact and some playful motion too.

    Firstly you have to spot the girl you want to talk to and then motion your pen finger to her in a wave type motion implying that she come over to you. When she does come over you say to her 'I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all of these'.
  • vinny76063
    vinny76063 Posts: 133 Member
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    Are you from Tennessee?

    Because you're the only Ten I see!!!!

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