Pick Up Line
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Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.0
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"i lied to ___ to get your number. i really just wanted to infiltrate your pants."0
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"Are you a wrench?? Cause every time I see you my nuts tighten."
He didn't get my number. -____-0 -
If i were enzyme i would want to be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.0
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
I had a guy tell me once that he saw me dancing in a club and I was so beautiful that he had to come in off the street and talk to me (this was in Hong Kong, where a lot of the bars/clubs are open on one side). It didn't work, though, because I had seen him for the past hour talking to the DJ and hitting on other girls. Plus, he had hit on me the last time I was there.0
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I'm fond of "I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves", but I'm a math nerd.0
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Bewbew beeeeeeeewwww that's the sound of an ambulance because the sight of you stopped my heart. Lol BEWWEEEEEWWW BEEWWWW0
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had someone tell me....
are you tired?
why?
cause you've been running through my mind all day.. .
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put your number in my phone just incase I get lost.0 -
I had a guy tell me once that he saw me dancing in a club and I was so beautiful that he had to come in off the street and talk to me (this was in Hong Kong, where a lot of the bars/clubs are open on one side). It didn't work, though, because I had seen him for the past hour talking to the DJ and hitting on other girls. Plus, he had hit on me the last time I was there.
That's priceless :-)0 -
Me "Say Mud"
Her / Him "Mud"
Me "I love it when you talk dirty"0 -
Me "Say Mud"
Her / Him "Mud"
Me "I love it when you talk dirty"
you crack me up!0 -
If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me.0
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Are you wearing space pants? Cos your *kitten* is outta this worldddd!
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? (then if it's going badly and you see imminent rejection just turn this line around and finish with...'cos it looks like you landed on your face. Andddd exit!)0 -
"Excuse me, are >those> real??"
Ummm rude, but yes
"BECAUSE I REALLY WANNA TOUCH EM"0 -
God must be a little lonelier because an angel just fell from heaven0
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I know my calculus. Because U + Me = Us.0
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I don't use pickup lines but the funniest one I heard was "There are 206 bones in the female body. Would you like another?"
Now that might work0 -
"hey girl , you walking or working?"... wait that isn't a pick up line!!0
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"hey girl , you walking or working?"... wait that isn't a pick up line!!
lololol0
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