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  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Well, considering that I was probably sick all day if that was all I ate, I'd probably curl up under the covers and hope I felt better in the morning
  • nytrifisoul
    nytrifisoul Posts: 500 Member
    Whats funny about this, is I had planned to eat a bowl of cereal while watching one of my tv shows late one night. I started falling asleep and jumped up and ate two servings of raisin bran w/milk (460 cal) and as soon as i finished it i fell asleep. I think back and wonder why I just didnt go to sleepand save those calories for the next day..lol
  • JenniTheVeggie
    JenniTheVeggie Posts: 2,474 Member
    I'll just hope I wake up in the morning and didn't starve to death.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    It's 11:58PM, and you're just about to doze off. It's been a long day and you've just realized that you've only eaten 1199 calories. How do you spend your last two minutes before starvation mode kills you?

    Fingernails.
    If mine are gone, I eat my husband's. If those are gone, I start on toenails.

    If your husband's nearby...

    ...might I suggest...

    ...an alternative course of action.

    IYKWIM
  • joakool
    joakool Posts: 434 Member
    Think outside the box: turn your clock back and finish eating your calories. Duh!
  • aimforhealthy
    aimforhealthy Posts: 449 Member
    I'll just hope I wake up in the morning and didn't starve to death.
    Prayer circle.
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    Well, considering that I was probably sick all day if that was all I ate, I'd probably curl up under the covers and hope I felt better in the morning

    This. The only days I've ever eaten under 1200 is because I have a stomach bug.

    I normally eat 1200 by sometime during lunch.
  • Cella30
    Cella30 Posts: 539 Member
    Well I can tell you what I'm *not* going to do. A jumping jack. Wife won't get the insurance money if it's ruled a suicide ....

    Lmao! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Srsly?? I never forget to eat. Doesn't matter what the day is like. I could have the worst stomach flu, practically vomiting out of my eye sockets, and still be thinking "I could really go for some cake."
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Pray that b!tch starvation mode doesn't show up and undo all my hard work.

    OR

    Me + a jar of peanut butter + chocolate chips + spoon = 600 calories (maybe more haha)
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Pizza
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    go into grief mode.
  • janer4jc
    janer4jc Posts: 238 Member
    warm glass of almond milk...mmm
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Umm eat all the cookies, obviously.
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    Is this a trick question? I have cheesecake and beer in the fridge, ice cream in the freezer, and all the components of s'mores in the cupboard.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    It's 11:58PM, and you're just about to doze off. It's been a long day and you've just realized that you've only eaten 1199 calories. How do you spend your last two minutes before starvation mode kills you?

    hookers and blow.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    It's 11:58PM, and you're just about to doze off. It's been a long day and you've just realized that you've only eaten 1199 calories. How do you spend your last two minutes before starvation mode kills you?

    I spend the last two minutes knowing I'll just have to make it up during the week and thankful I don't believe that one day can undermine my success or send me into "starvation mode".

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  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    It's 11:58PM, and you're just about to doze off. It's been a long day and you've just realized that you've only eaten 1199 calories. How do you spend your last two minutes before starvation mode kills you?

    hookers and blow.

    But what would you do with the other minute? Baddumcha.
  • Ang108
    Ang108 Posts: 1,711 Member
    It's 11:58PM, and you're just about to doze off. It's been a long day and you've just realized that you've only eaten 1199 calories. How do you spend your last two minutes before starvation mode kills you?

    Since I eat 1200 calories I swallow a tiny little bit of tooth paste while brushing my teeth and hope that that will keep me from under eating......:o).
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    It's 11:58PM, and you're just about to doze off. It's been a long day and you've just realized that you've only eaten 1199 calories. How do you spend your last two minutes before starvation mode kills you?

    hookers and blow.

    But what would you do with the other minute? Baddumcha.

    hookers is plural.

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