Last log after death
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Only if it logs all day ice cream for me.1
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LOL, I'm eating a bowl right now0
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whata bout cookies?0
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It would be better if MFP alerted you on what was to be the day of your death and then you could go over calories guilt-free. Or maybe the day before would be better.9
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Only if it logs all day ice cream for me.0
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shoot i just ate ice cream too - creepy.0
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whata bout cookies?
Best of both worlds right here
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Beer for me, but that's probably how I'll die...1
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How many calories does dying burn?6
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First Stop (Appetizer) - Taco Bell
Second Stop (Dinner) - Longhorn Steak House
Third Stop (Second Dinner) - Checkers
Fourth Stop (Dessert) - Cold Stone Creamery2 -
First Stop (Appetizer) - Taco Bell
Second Stop (Dinner) - Longhorn Steak House
Third Stop (Second Dinner) - Checkers
Fourth Stop (Dessert) - Cold Stone Creamery
I see what you did there ...1 -
whata bout cookies?
Best of both worlds right here
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Beer for me, but that's probably how I'll die...
and what a glorious death it will be.2 -
How many calories does dying burn?
Lol! This was EXACTLY what I thought when I read the original post. :laugh:0 -
I don't want fake **** posted that would piss me off-0
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Vodka0
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whata bout cookies?
Best of both worlds right here
I'll have one of those.0 -
Well they say that when you die, you instantly lose 21 grams and supposedly thats the weight of your soul. So it would be ironic when someone 21 grams off their target were to die and MFP were to update their progress chart too.1
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How many calories is dirt. Cause thats what we'll be eating.0
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How many calories is dirt. Cause thats what we'll be eating.
I wonder how many calories the worms will have?0 -
How many calories is dirt. Cause thats what we'll be eating.
I wonder how many calories the worms will have?
Too many if they're chowing down on me I will carry a talisman so they know to join mfp....
....can worms read....0 -
Well they say that when you die, you instantly lose 21 grams and supposedly thats the weight of your soul. So it would be ironic when someone 21 grams off their target were to die and MFP were to update their progress chart too.
So your saying I could sell my soul for a profit and lose weight at the same time?
I think I just discovered the next diet fad.2 -
whata bout cookies?
Best of both worlds right here
ohh man....
my stomach just busted a nut.0 -
Well they say that when you die, you instantly lose 21 grams and supposedly thats the weight of your soul. So it would be ironic when someone 21 grams off their target were to die and MFP were to update their progress chart too.
you could probably take off 2lb as most people evacuate their bladder / bowels when they die. just sayin.1 -
How many calories is dirt. Cause thats what we'll be eating.
I wonder how many calories the worms will have?
human flesh is 173cal per 100 grams, so a 70kg corpse would be around 121100cal.
that would feed a lot of worms.
personally I'n gonna get shot into space while I'm still alive in a pod in hyper sleep - one way ticket to the closest exo planet.
ill listen to david bowie in my dreamstate for thousands of yeard before landing in my new home.0 -
Would organ donation be classed as cheating..0
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I'm getting cremated so
a. My calorie burn will be substantial
b. I'll reach my goal weight2 -
I'm getting cremated so
a. My calorie burn will be substantial
b. I'll reach my goal weight
^^I'm with you on this one. However if they have to calculate my weight beforehand. I'll be supplying a note stating I have heavy bones.1 -
How many calories is dirt. Cause thats what we'll be eating.
I wonder how many calories the worms will have?
human flesh is 173cal per 100 grams, so a 70kg corpse would be around 121100cal.
that would feed a lot of worms.
personally I'n gonna get shot into space while I'm still alive in a pod in hyper sleep - one way ticket to the closest exo planet.
ill listen to david bowie in my dreamstate for thousands of yeard before landing in my new home.
this post is a win for the following reasons:
answering the worm question
david bowie
And being blasted off the planet
....just be sure to takeva worm farm with you so they can evolve like the cat in red dwarf and you'll have some bowie loving companions to.populate your new planet with. God speed.0 -
I'm a little worried about death dropping my heart rate out of the fat burning zone. Then again I'll probably keep a good sweat going in hell. Bury me in my Under Armour!1
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