Last log after death

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  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    You can do hot yoga in hell to relieve the stress
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    How many calories is dirt. Cause thats what we'll be eating.

    I wonder how many calories the worms will have?

    human flesh is 173cal per 100 grams, so a 70kg corpse would be around 121100cal.

    that would feed a lot of worms.

    personally I'n gonna get shot into space while I'm still alive in a pod in hyper sleep - one way ticket to the closest exo planet.

    ill listen to david bowie in my dreamstate for thousands of yeard before landing in my new home.

    this post is a win for the following reasons:


    answering the worm question

    david bowie

    And being blasted off the planet


    ....just be sure to takeva worm farm with you so they can evolve like the cat in red dwarf and you'll have some bowie loving companions to.populate your new planet with. God speed.

    there will never be another sci fi comedy series like, or as good as red dwarf. I think I've seen every episode. the cat religion about "cloister the stupid" is funny as.

    RED DWARF FTW!
  • acogg
    acogg Posts: 1,870 Member
    Ah, the younger generation. Twit used to have a different meaning, but now you are all proud and loud twitters. I think I will sit down in my granny rocking chair and wink at grandpa. :laugh:
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    Mine would consist of all you can steak at Olive Garden.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Mine would consist of all you can steak at Olive Garden.

    Morbid zombie thread!

    Curious, J...howd you find this one! What were you searching?

    And do they still have Olive Garden where you are? They've been extinct here for a long time...but miss it!

    I'm the cheap date...I love, loved their complimentary bread and salad with the pepperoncini peppers

    Hmm, after death
    Ok...MFP, I cheated large and didnt log the wine/whiskey, potatoes and or bread, crackers, pasta and peanuts I ate...so there!
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Mine would consist of all you can steak at Olive Garden.

    Morbid zombie thread!

    Curious, J...howd you find this one! What were you searching?

    And do they still have Olive Garden where you are? They've been extinct here for a long time...but miss it!

    I'm the cheap date...I love, loved their complimentary bread and salad with the pepperoncini peppers

    Hmm, after death
    Ok...MFP, I cheated large and didnt log the wine/whiskey, potatoes and or bread, crackers, pasta and peanuts I ate...so there!

    Actually I was going to make a thread about what you would do in your last hours hours of life, which also exists by the way. Anyways, I always tend to search for existing threads before posting a new one. When I came across this one I thought the answers to this thread could get interesting.

    Anyways, I’m actually not an Olive Garden fan. I was just teasing. The one here was closed approximately ten years ago. One thing about southern Ontario that I take pride upon is it’s amazing ethnic food.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    edited June 2019
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Mine would consist of all you can steak at Olive Garden.

    Morbid zombie thread!

    Curious, J...howd you find this one! What were you searching?

    And do they still have Olive Garden where you are? They've been extinct here for a long time...but miss it!

    I'm the cheap date...I love, loved their complimentary bread and salad with the pepperoncini peppers

    Hmm, after death
    Ok...MFP, I cheated large and didnt log the wine/whiskey, potatoes and or bread, crackers, pasta and peanuts I ate...so there!

    Actually I was going to make a thread about what you would do in your last hours hours of life, which also exists by the way. Anyways, I always tend to search for existing threads before posting a new one. When I came across this one I thought the answers to this thread could get interesting.

    Anyways, I’m actually not an Olive Garden fan. I was just teasing. The one here was closed approximately ten years ago. One thing about southern Ontario that I take pride upon is it’s amazing ethnic food.

    Awesome!
    You're a smart thread starter/resurrector!

    I'm not lying about being the cheap date! I loved their free salad and bread! Same as East Side Mario's free salad and bread!

    100%...we do have an amazing variety of ethnic food.

    Got me thinking of a random menu!
    Pierogies, channa masala, tempura veggies, tabouli, with maybe some bruschetta on ciabatta, definitely pizza
    ...my death menu

    Edit...
    Duh, fries and gravy and a blooming onion!
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    My best half marathon I ever did for exercise, followed by this:
    c5uf4ylesm07.png
  • Leeanre
    Leeanre Posts: 142 Member
    Worms are protein so probably not alot of calories, but possibly a ton of carbs!
  • CatherineLaurel
    CatherineLaurel Posts: 197 Member
    I laughed multiple times reading this thread. “How
    many calories does dying burn?”😂😂😂

    If I knew the day I was going to die my diary would be so crazy. And yes, Taco Bell, Mexican food, spaghetti, pizza, and cake would all make an appearance!
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  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Hot dog 200 calories
    Running trails 250 calories burned
    Mfp secret society...priceless
  • Dan2668
    Dan2668 Posts: 155 Member
    Mmm would be more fun if it would automatically post an update after I've been buried for five years saying:

    "Dan2668 lost 170lbs since last logging in!"
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    I'd rather it say my name and that i died with how many days login so my friends list doesn't think I'm on holiday
  • luaP852350
    luaP852350 Posts: 131 Member
    "Told you I was ill"
  • TulieRose21
    TulieRose21 Posts: 49 Member
    __Aid__ wrote: »
    I'm getting cremated so

    a. My calorie burn will be substantial

    b. I'll reach my goal weight

    When I get cremated, I will finally have the smokin’ hot body I always wanted 😆

  • meximami1
    meximami1 Posts: 15 Member
    use more sunscreen and don't smoke
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    My only hope is that after death my last check bounces. That's money management like a Boss.
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