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    Last log after death

    Posts: 3,303 Member
    edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
    So twitter came out with this feature where after you die, the system will send out one last twit on your behalf.

    Got me thinking, MFP should have a feature where after your death you log your food and exercise one last time.

    Thoughts?

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    • Posts: 2,486 Member
      Only if it logs all day ice cream for me.
    • Posts: 1,403
      LOL, I'm eating a bowl right now
    • Posts: 2,467 Member
      whata bout cookies?
    • Posts: 853 Member
      Only if it logs all day ice cream for me.
      exactly! and potato chips! we'll call it a CHEAT DAY ;-) LOL
    • Posts: 543 Member
      shoot i just ate ice cream too - creepy.
    • Posts: 422 Member
      whata bout cookies?

      Best of both worlds right here :love:
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    • Posts: 366 Member
      Beer for me, but that's probably how I'll die...
    • Posts: 398 Member
      First Stop (Appetizer) - Taco Bell
      Second Stop (Dinner) - Longhorn Steak House
      Third Stop (Second Dinner) - Checkers
      Fourth Stop (Dessert) - Cold Stone Creamery
    • Posts: 616 Member
      First Stop (Appetizer) - Taco Bell
      Second Stop (Dinner) - Longhorn Steak House
      Third Stop (Second Dinner) - Checkers
      Fourth Stop (Dessert) - Cold Stone Creamery

      I see what you did there ...
    • Posts: 2,131 Member
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      Best of both worlds right here :love:
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      :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
    • Posts: 920 Member
      Beer for me, but that's probably how I'll die...

      and what a glorious death it will be.
    • Posts: 384 Member
      How many calories does dying burn?

      Lol! This was EXACTLY what I thought when I read the original post. :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,467 Member
      I don't want fake **** posted that would piss me off-
    • Posts: 770 Member
      Vodka
    • Posts: 2,290 Member
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      Best of both worlds right here :love:
      t440x300.jpg

      I'll have one of those.
    • Posts: 3,303 Member
      Well they say that when you die, you instantly lose 21 grams and supposedly thats the weight of your soul. So it would be ironic when someone 21 grams off their target were to die and MFP were to update their progress chart too.
    • Posts: 117 Member
      How many calories is dirt. Cause thats what we'll be eating.
    • Posts: 2,290 Member
      How many calories is dirt. Cause thats what we'll be eating.

      I wonder how many calories the worms will have?
    • Posts: 117 Member
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      I wonder how many calories the worms will have?

      Too many if they're chowing down on me :) I will carry a talisman so they know to join mfp....


      ....can worms read....
    • Posts: 1,028 Member
      Well they say that when you die, you instantly lose 21 grams and supposedly thats the weight of your soul. So it would be ironic when someone 21 grams off their target were to die and MFP were to update their progress chart too.

      So your saying I could sell my soul for a profit and lose weight at the same time?

      I think I just discovered the next diet fad.
    • Posts: 2,305 Member
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      Best of both worlds right here :love:
      t440x300.jpg

      ohh man....

      tumblr_m5umkg2UXP1rneq0s.gif

      my stomach just busted a nut.
    • Posts: 2,305 Member
      Well they say that when you die, you instantly lose 21 grams and supposedly thats the weight of your soul. So it would be ironic when someone 21 grams off their target were to die and MFP were to update their progress chart too.

      you could probably take off 2lb as most people evacuate their bladder / bowels when they die. just sayin.
    • Posts: 2,305 Member
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      I wonder how many calories the worms will have?

      human flesh is 173cal per 100 grams, so a 70kg corpse would be around 121100cal.

      that would feed a lot of worms.

      personally I'n gonna get shot into space while I'm still alive in a pod in hyper sleep - one way ticket to the closest exo planet.

      ill listen to david bowie in my dreamstate for thousands of yeard before landing in my new home.
    • Posts: 1,625 Member
      Would organ donation be classed as cheating..
    • Posts: 72 Member
      I'm getting cremated so

      a. My calorie burn will be substantial

      b. I'll reach my goal weight
    • Posts: 1,625 Member
      I'm getting cremated so

      a. My calorie burn will be substantial

      b. I'll reach my goal weight

      ^^I'm with you on this one. However if they have to calculate my weight beforehand. I'll be supplying a note stating I have heavy bones.
    • Posts: 117 Member
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      human flesh is 173cal per 100 grams, so a 70kg corpse would be around 121100cal.

      that would feed a lot of worms.

      personally I'n gonna get shot into space while I'm still alive in a pod in hyper sleep - one way ticket to the closest exo planet.

      ill listen to david bowie in my dreamstate for thousands of yeard before landing in my new home.

      this post is a win for the following reasons:


      answering the worm question

      david bowie

      And being blasted off the planet


      ....just be sure to takeva worm farm with you so they can evolve like the cat in red dwarf and you'll have some bowie loving companions to.populate your new planet with. God speed.
    • Posts: 7 Member
      I'm a little worried about death dropping my heart rate out of the fat burning zone. Then again I'll probably keep a good sweat going in hell. Bury me in my Under Armour!
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