Last log after death
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How many calories is dirt. Cause thats what we'll be eating.
I wonder how many calories the worms will have?
Too many if they're chowing down on me
I will carry a talisman so they know to join mfp....
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Well they say that when you die, you instantly lose 21 grams and supposedly thats the weight of your soul. So it would be ironic when someone 21 grams off their target were to die and MFP were to update their progress chart too.
So your saying I could sell my soul for a profit and lose weight at the same time?
I think I just discovered the next diet fad.2 -
whata bout cookies?
Best of both worlds right here
ohh man....
my stomach just busted a nut.0 -
Well they say that when you die, you instantly lose 21 grams and supposedly thats the weight of your soul. So it would be ironic when someone 21 grams off their target were to die and MFP were to update their progress chart too.
you could probably take off 2lb as most people evacuate their bladder / bowels when they die. just sayin.1 -
How many calories is dirt. Cause thats what we'll be eating.
I wonder how many calories the worms will have?
human flesh is 173cal per 100 grams, so a 70kg corpse would be around 121100cal.
that would feed a lot of worms.
personally I'n gonna get shot into space while I'm still alive in a pod in hyper sleep - one way ticket to the closest exo planet.
ill listen to david bowie in my dreamstate for thousands of yeard before landing in my new home.0 -
Would organ donation be classed as cheating..0
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I'm getting cremated so
a. My calorie burn will be substantial
b. I'll reach my goal weight2 -
I'm getting cremated so
a. My calorie burn will be substantial
b. I'll reach my goal weight
^^I'm with you on this one. However if they have to calculate my weight beforehand. I'll be supplying a note stating I have heavy bones.1 -
How many calories is dirt. Cause thats what we'll be eating.
I wonder how many calories the worms will have?
human flesh is 173cal per 100 grams, so a 70kg corpse would be around 121100cal.
that would feed a lot of worms.
personally I'n gonna get shot into space while I'm still alive in a pod in hyper sleep - one way ticket to the closest exo planet.
ill listen to david bowie in my dreamstate for thousands of yeard before landing in my new home.
this post is a win for the following reasons:
answering the worm question
david bowie
And being blasted off the planet
....just be sure to takeva worm farm with you so they can evolve like the cat in red dwarf and you'll have some bowie loving companions to.populate your new planet with. God speed.0 -
I'm a little worried about death dropping my heart rate out of the fat burning zone. Then again I'll probably keep a good sweat going in hell. Bury me in my Under Armour!1
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You can do hot yoga in hell to relieve the stress1
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How many calories is dirt. Cause thats what we'll be eating.
I wonder how many calories the worms will have?
human flesh is 173cal per 100 grams, so a 70kg corpse would be around 121100cal.
that would feed a lot of worms.
personally I'n gonna get shot into space while I'm still alive in a pod in hyper sleep - one way ticket to the closest exo planet.
ill listen to david bowie in my dreamstate for thousands of yeard before landing in my new home.
this post is a win for the following reasons:
answering the worm question
david bowie
And being blasted off the planet
....just be sure to takeva worm farm with you so they can evolve like the cat in red dwarf and you'll have some bowie loving companions to.populate your new planet with. God speed.
there will never be another sci fi comedy series like, or as good as red dwarf. I think I've seen every episode. the cat religion about "cloister the stupid" is funny as.
RED DWARF FTW!0 -
Ah, the younger generation. Twit used to have a different meaning, but now you are all proud and loud twitters. I think I will sit down in my granny rocking chair and wink at grandpa. :laugh:1
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Mine would consist of all you can steak at Olive Garden.1
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laprimaJenny wrote: »Mine would consist of all you can steak at Olive Garden.
Morbid zombie thread!
Curious, J...howd you find this one! What were you searching?
And do they still have Olive Garden where you are? They've been extinct here for a long time...but miss it!
I'm the cheap date...I love, loved their complimentary bread and salad with the pepperoncini peppers
Hmm, after death
Ok...MFP, I cheated large and didnt log the wine/whiskey, potatoes and or bread, crackers, pasta and peanuts I ate...so there!1 -
laprimaJenny wrote: »Mine would consist of all you can steak at Olive Garden.
Morbid zombie thread!
Curious, J...howd you find this one! What were you searching?
And do they still have Olive Garden where you are? They've been extinct here for a long time...but miss it!
I'm the cheap date...I love, loved their complimentary bread and salad with the pepperoncini peppers
Hmm, after death
Ok...MFP, I cheated large and didnt log the wine/whiskey, potatoes and or bread, crackers, pasta and peanuts I ate...so there!
Actually I was going to make a thread about what you would do in your last hours hours of life, which also exists by the way. Anyways, I always tend to search for existing threads before posting a new one. When I came across this one I thought the answers to this thread could get interesting.
Anyways, I’m actually not an Olive Garden fan. I was just teasing. The one here was closed approximately ten years ago. One thing about southern Ontario that I take pride upon is it’s amazing ethnic food.2 -
laprimaJenny wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »Mine would consist of all you can steak at Olive Garden.
Morbid zombie thread!
Curious, J...howd you find this one! What were you searching?
And do they still have Olive Garden where you are? They've been extinct here for a long time...but miss it!
I'm the cheap date...I love, loved their complimentary bread and salad with the pepperoncini peppers
Hmm, after death
Ok...MFP, I cheated large and didnt log the wine/whiskey, potatoes and or bread, crackers, pasta and peanuts I ate...so there!
Actually I was going to make a thread about what you would do in your last hours hours of life, which also exists by the way. Anyways, I always tend to search for existing threads before posting a new one. When I came across this one I thought the answers to this thread could get interesting.
Anyways, I’m actually not an Olive Garden fan. I was just teasing. The one here was closed approximately ten years ago. One thing about southern Ontario that I take pride upon is it’s amazing ethnic food.
Awesome!
You're a smart thread starter/resurrector!
I'm not lying about being the cheap date! I loved their free salad and bread! Same as East Side Mario's free salad and bread!
100%...we do have an amazing variety of ethnic food.
Got me thinking of a random menu!
Pierogies, channa masala, tempura veggies, tabouli, with maybe some bruschetta on ciabatta, definitely pizza
...my death menu
Edit...
Duh, fries and gravy and a blooming onion!2 -
My best half marathon I ever did for exercise, followed by this:
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Worms are protein so probably not alot of calories, but possibly a ton of carbs!0
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I laughed multiple times reading this thread. “How
many calories does dying burn?”😂😂😂
If I knew the day I was going to die my diary would be so crazy. And yes, Taco Bell, Mexican food, spaghetti, pizza, and cake would all make an appearance!0
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