A question for the ladies

Gordon_L
Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
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I typically wake up in the middle of the night a half dozen times or more with a full blown you-know-what. Here's the question: would you rather be awakened and make use of it, or would you rather that your slumber be "not disturbed"? And if you're inclined to want to be awakened, how many times in one night would be over the top? I'm sure there will be a few "no limits" answers - lol.
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Inb4L.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Make use of it fo sho! No sense wasting a good time :)
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    If it's before 1 AM, I'm open for it. Once I hit REM, I'd kill you.
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    wake me up, dammit!
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I typically wake up in the middle of the night a half dozen times or more with a full blown you-know-what. Here's the question: would you rather be awakened and make use of it, or would you rather that your slumber be "not disturbed"? And if you're inclined to want to be awakened, how many times in one night would be over the top? I'm sure there will be a few "no limits" answers - lol.

    If it was fully blown, you wouldn't be asking this question. Lies.

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  • PSULions2008
    PSULions2008 Posts: 97
    Make use of it fo sho! No sense wasting a good time :)
    I approve this message ;)
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    This is absurd. Waking up 6 times during the night raring to go. Doesn't happen, except in probably very unusual and rare cases.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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  • beernpizza2
    beernpizza2 Posts: 553 Member
    Totally depends. Did you help around the house? No? Then don't wake me up, because I'm probably already exhausted from being the maid.
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    *popcorn*
  • rosemary98
    rosemary98 Posts: 632
    better be before the ambien kicks in.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    That depends. Were you in the bed before I fell asleep, or did you crawl in my window?
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    Hell no! If I'm sleeping, you better leave me alone. I'm scary when woken :angry:
  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    Hell no! If I'm sleeping, you better leave me alone. I'm scary when woken :angry:

    ^^ This lol
  • animalrane
    animalrane Posts: 109
    pppfffttttt I wish I could use it... I sleep with Jekel and Hyde... sleep is her thing...
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    I absolutely hate being woken up in the middle of the night, even if it's for sex.

    Go take it in another room and jerk it off.
  • fattofit84
    fattofit84 Posts: 141
    Def wake up.....
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    This is when common sense and courtesy comes into play. I know there is less blood flow, but lets use our big brain. Is it the weekend and she's well rested, or has she worked a double, been up with a sick kid, picked up your dirty socks off the floor and finally got a few hours of sleep? A repeated poke on the back is not romantic it's annoying.

    Also, a little public announcement women are not receptacles. It is fine to wake her up at the appropriate time for a little lazy midnight loving, but we must remember she has needs too and once we start her motor we must ensure we give it enough gas to reach the full potential. So unless you are willing to commit to full maintenance to the multiple times you need stimulation at night it wouldn't be fair to get that engine at half throttle then leave it revving all night.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    once...maybe twice... no more.

    hehe

    but if you pulled that *kitten* every single night, six times a night...

    I'd kill you while you slept.
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    If I'm not holding a gruge, I'd make use of it.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Make use of it fo sho! No sense wasting a good time :)
    I approve this message ;)

    And yet you were no where to be found last night :(
  • TheBackStory
    TheBackStory Posts: 263
    Of course wake me up, that's the best way to be awaken....
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    Wake me up, again and again and again
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  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    once...maybe twice... no more.

    hehe

    but if you pulled that *kitten* every single night, six times a night...

    I'd kill you while you slept.

    Is 4 times a night OK?
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    Of course wake me up, that's the best way to be awaken....

    I <3 you
  • LePetitCochon
    LePetitCochon Posts: 284
    :drinker:
  • CassandraBurgos83
    CassandraBurgos83 Posts: 544 Member
    He better wake me up!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    OP, next time you decide to create a thread, I suggest pausing before you hit "Post" and considering how much that particular post will make you seem like a creeper. Try to rate it on a 1-10 scale.

    Hint: This is around an 8.
  • sweetpea03b
    sweetpea03b Posts: 1,123 Member
    There would be a murder if my husband woke me up in the middle of the night unless he was having a heart attack and needed to be rushed to the hospital.
  • COTrainer
    COTrainer Posts: 838 Member
    OP, next time you decide to create a thread, I suggest pausing before you hit "Post" and considering how much that particular post will make you seem like a creeper. Try to rate it on a 1-10 scale.

    Hint: This is around an 8.

    However it worked, look at all the responses!!! Great Job
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