A question for the ladies

13»

Replies

  • BarbellApprentice
    BarbellApprentice Posts: 486 Member
    OP, next time you decide to create a thread, I suggest pausing before you hit "Post" and considering how much that particular post will make you seem like a creeper. Try to rate it on a 1-10 scale.

    Hint: This is around an 8.

    Concur.
  • janatarnhem
    janatarnhem Posts: 669 Member
    If it's before 1 AM, I'm open for it. Once I hit REM, I'd kill you.
    Yep.. that about sums it up....:laugh: :happy: :noway: :love: :flowerforyou: :smooched: :bigsmile:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    OP, next time you decide to create a thread, I suggest pausing before you hit "Post" and considering how much that particular post will make you seem like a creeper. Try to rate it on a 1-10 scale.

    Hint: This is around an 8.

    lol it just sounds like someone who discovered nocturnal emissions and got his first girlfriend to me.

    I read it as: "I GET ERECTIONS DO YOU LADIES LIKE GUYS WHO GET ERECTIONS?!"

    bwhahahaha! it is a special need question
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    Hell no! If I'm sleeping, you better leave me alone. I'm scary when woken :angry:

    This. However I have double standards on the issue, and no problem waking someone else up.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    If you wake me from deep sleep you do so at your own detriment, I hear that while it's not a "real bone" it can still be broken.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    See a doctor.
    Maybe a few different doctors.
    Sounds like there's a lot going on here.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    This may have been a tolerable chat up technique when you were 13, but how old are you OP, 40, 50?

    And FYI, taking a handful of viagra before bed and waking up half a dozen times with a boner in the night are not the same thing.
  • COTrainer
    COTrainer Posts: 838 Member
    Remember: if it lasts more than four hours you need to go to your doctor
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    OP, next time you decide to create a thread, I suggest pausing before you hit "Post" and considering how much that particular post will make you seem like a creeper. Try to rate it on a 1-10 scale.

    Hint: This is around an 8.

    He's one of the best creepers on my FL. Deff a 10 on the awesome side of creeping :drinker:

    Mr.-T-cries.gif
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    This is when common sense and courtesy comes into play. I know there is less blood flow, but lets use our big brain. Is it the weekend and she's well rested, or has she worked a double, been up with a sick kid, picked up your dirty socks off the floor and finally got a few hours of sleep? A repeated poke on the back is not romantic it's annoying.

    Also, a little public announcement women are not receptacles. It is fine to wake her up at the appropriate time for a little lazy midnight loving, but we must remember she has needs too and once we start her motor we must ensure we give it enough gas to reach the full potential. So unless you are willing to commit to full maintenance to the multiple times you need stimulation at night it wouldn't be fair to get that engine at half throttle then leave it revving all night.

    My hero! Ha!
  • W8G0
    W8G0 Posts: 30 Member
    FYI: Every time a person (male or female) enters REM sleep they show signs of sexual arousal. So, men get erections many times per night. My bigger concern is that you're waking up so frequently, not that you're waking up aroused.

    (Interesting fact: in order to see if men have physiological problems that prevent erections, they will have men go to sleep with perforated postal stamps placed around their penises. If when they wake up the perforations are torn, they had an erection and there isn't anything wrong with the physiological mechanisms. High tech medicine. :) )
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
    wakeme_zpsa71efb84.png

    So funny.... I was just singing that song as soon as I read the OP :laugh:

    Most definitely wake me up....
  • psuLemon
    psuLemon Posts: 38,427 MFP Moderator
    Dear Posters,

    I wanted to offer a brief explanation for the locking of this thread.

    The forum guidelines include this item:

    12. No Profane, Vulgar , Sexually Explicit or Illegal Images

    All images on the site, including all profile pictures and images posted in the forums, should be work-place friendly. While we reserve the right to remove any photo we feel is inappropriate, here are some partial guidelines as to what is not acceptable:

    - no nudity
    - no underwear, thongs, g-strings, or banana hammocks
    - no pants or shorts worn mid-hip or below (no saggers)
    - no photos in which hands or objects are the only bodily covering
    - no excessive cleavage (if you would wear it to work, it’s probably OK)
    - no close-up shots of cleavage, butt, breasts or crotch in any state of dress
    - no hateful or violent imagery
    - no images containing profanity or vulgarity

    If you are photographing yourself to demonstrate successful weight loss, tight fitting spandex is a great way to show the change in your shape, while still abiding by these guidelines. Photos altered to present inaccurate weight-loss results are prohibited. Please keep the experience at MyFitnessPal encouraging by keeping your "success" photos authentic.

    If you would like to review the forum guidelines, please visit the following link:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines

    At our discretion, this locked thread may be deleted entirely in the near future.

    With respect,

    psuLemon
This discussion has been closed.

Categories