Best Place to Find a GF?

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  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    Actually, there is only one sure answer to this question.

    Bartender at a reasonably high end bar.

    Happy days.
  • fishnbrah
    fishnbrah Posts: 550
    Horse riding stables

    not sheriff serious. horse chicks are the craziest kind.

    Crazy amazing. Crazy flexible, adrenaline junkies, that can handle 1300 pound beast that go at insane speeds, flying over fences.

    will you be my GF?

    Sure, darling. I could use a project.

    k. message me address i'll pick you up at 7:30 for the gym
  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
    I cant afford whole foods though?

    Then you can't afford a 7.5/10

    If she thinks like that, she doesn't deserve me

    To be fair, from reading your thread, you have huge double standards! You need to lighten up, relax, realise how hot you are, let go of the carrot up your *kitten* and be yourself. If you can rate a woman based on HER income, looks etc why can't she to you?
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    How about the next time you see an attractive lady you approach her, compliment her and go from there. It shouldn't matter where. If you're trying to plan it try speed dating or match mingle(whatever they advertise on tv.) Be open put yourself out there.

    do you have a BF?
    Yes.. We met at his work. A grocery store. He's the produce guy.

    see, and these gold diggers are trying to tell me I gotta be rich

    Only a handful of Snottsdale girls actually require you to be rich.

    Which leads me to a serous, albeit somewhat sensitive question: are you a butterface? No offense, I had to ask. You look great, but your face is cropped out of all your photos...makes a girl wonder why. Shrug.
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
    The Whole Foods at Scottsdale Blvd and the 101 is overflowing with bored trophy wives getting lunch after the gym/tennis. They're probably very lonely.
    We may be lonely and bored, but we have a nice, healthy lunch there.

    I'm not criticizing. I've spent many a lunch there just enjoying the scenery.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I cant afford whole foods though?

    Then you can't afford a 7.5/10

    If she thinks like that, she doesn't deserve me

    To be fair, from reading your thread, you have huge double standards! You need to lighten up, relax, realise how hot you are, let go of the carrot up your *kitten* and be yourself. If you can rate a woman based on HER income, looks etc why can't she to you?

    Don't take the troll seriously lol.
  • fishnbrah
    fishnbrah Posts: 550
    I cant afford whole foods though?

    Then you can't afford a 7.5/10

    If she thinks like that, she doesn't deserve me

    To be fair, from reading your thread, you have huge double standards! You need to lighten up, relax, realise how hot you are, let go of the carrot up your *kitten* and be yourself. If you can rate a woman based on HER income, looks etc why can't she to you?

    all I said was I want her to look half way decent, and not be a credit criminal. didn't know that was asking so much.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    I cant afford whole foods though?

    Then you can't afford a 7.5/10

    If she thinks like that, she doesn't deserve me

    To be fair, from reading your thread, you have huge double standards! You need to lighten up, relax, realise how hot you are, let go of the carrot up your *kitten* and be yourself. If you can rate a woman based on HER income, looks etc why can't she to you?

    sorry, just emphasizing that as it is part of an inside joke and I would like people to be able to find what I'm talking about easily. carry on!
  • micherie1969
    micherie1969 Posts: 21
    Walmart? Really??? That's the funniest thing I've heard all day!!!

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos/

    If you're gonna do that, try Home Depot. That's were people tell women to go to meet men.
  • RosaliaBee
    RosaliaBee Posts: 146 Member
    Public parks, right before or after prime jogging time, see if you can find any cute runners. This carries the added bonus of gauging a girl's fitness levels/commitment, if that is something that's important to you.

    Volunteer activities

    Church functions

    and then chase them down as they run by?

    Borrow a puppy! No kidding, cute girls love puppies.. Or just borrow ANY dog! But yes, target the after work/before work park runners, particularly if you have very high physical standards. Or go to 'hot yoga' or something!

    but what happens when they figure out I only borrowed a puppy to pick up on girls?

    So long as you are seen with the puppy dog, you should be able to coast it till she umm.. likes you.
    Be super gorgeous and walk/run dogs from a animal shelter. You don't even have to worry about vet bills then. Though you will still have to scoop poop.. Just tackle it like a man and she will still respect you afterwards.
  • NinjadURbacon
    NinjadURbacon Posts: 395 Member
    strip club.....just takes a couple singles
  • MistyMtnMan
    MistyMtnMan Posts: 527 Member
    I cant afford whole foods though?

    Then you can't afford a 7.5/10

    If she thinks like that, she doesn't deserve me

    To be fair, from reading your thread, you have huge double standards! You need to lighten up, relax, realise how hot you are, let go of the carrot up your *kitten* and be yourself. If you can rate a woman based on HER income, looks etc why can't she to you?

    all I said was I want her to look half way decent, and not be a credit criminal. didn't know that was asking so much.

    If that's the case, don't start with Walmart. I dont even shop there let alone look for a decent human woman.
  • MisterDerpington
    MisterDerpington Posts: 604 Member
    How about three 2.5's instead? I'm pretty sure you can find that at Walmart.
  • fishnbrah
    fishnbrah Posts: 550
    Walmart? Really??? That's the funniest thing I've heard all day!!!

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos/

    If you're gonna do that, try Home Depot. That's were people tell women to go to meet men.

    what wrong with walmart? always low prices, always.

    home depot? maybe bed bath and beyond
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    will you be my GF?

    Summertime_girl said:
    "Sure, darling. I could use a project."

    OP said: "k. message me address i'll pick you up at 7:30 for the gym" [/quote]

    He has a girl@summertime_girl. /End thread.
  • fishnbrah
    fishnbrah Posts: 550

    will you be my GF?

    Sure, darling. I could use a project.

    k. message me address i'll pick you up at 7:30 for the gym
    [/quote]

    He has a girl. /End thread.
    [/quote]

    if only this was realty and not a fantasea
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    The Whole Foods at Scottsdale Blvd and the 101 is overflowing with bored trophy wives getting lunch after the gym/tennis. They're probably very lonely.
    We may be lonely and bored, but we have a nice, healthy lunch there.

    I'm not criticizing. I've spent many a lunch there just enjoying the scenery.
    I know silly! I should have put more emphasis on lonely and bored, rather than the food!
  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
    I cant afford whole foods though?

    Then you can't afford a 7.5/10

    If she thinks like that, she doesn't deserve me

    To be fair, from reading your thread, you have huge double standards! You need to lighten up, relax, realise how hot you are, let go of the carrot up your *kitten* and be yourself. If you can rate a woman based on HER income, looks etc why can't she to you?

    all I said was I want her to look half way decent, and not be a credit criminal. didn't know that was asking so much.

    Sorry bro, you implied more, I was just reading between the lines. All I am saying is, you need to understand what you got before looking for someone, otherwise you end up fishing like you are. Do you know who you are? If you were just looking for sex that is one thing but you said GF. Perhaps you should just try being friendly to people without the agenda of finding a girlfriend. I for one prefer guys who want to know me first.
  • projectjamaica
    projectjamaica Posts: 30
    Craigslist.
  • IwearBatmanUndies
    IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
    A mexican sweet 15 party.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    This is what OP reminds me of:

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  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
    A mexican sweet 15 party.

    Crashing a quinceañera? Brilliant.
  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
    This is what OP reminds me of:

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    Exactly LOL
  • RosaliaBee
    RosaliaBee Posts: 146 Member

    will you be my GF?

    Sure, darling. I could use a project.

    k. message me address i'll pick you up at 7:30 for the gym

    He has a girl. /End thread.
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    if only this was realty and not a fantasea
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    Haha, you're so easy :D
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    Formula 1 Grand Prix
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    How could you have learned so little from misc. Get aesthetic. Go outside shirtless. Flex. Sloots be all over your jimmies.

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  • fishnbrah
    fishnbrah Posts: 550
    This is what OP reminds me of:


    Exactly LOL

    nah im to shy to approach in real life. i just go home and make up stories on mfp about being rejected.
  • jasmine_20
    jasmine_20 Posts: 26
    It may not be any of my business but maybe if you didn't try rated a girl on a scale of 1-10 and sound conceded then you might could find a good candidate for your girlfriend.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    This is what OP reminds me of:


    Exactly LOL

    nah im to shy to approach in real life. i just go home and make up stories on mfp about being rejected.

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  • ronrstaats
    ronrstaats Posts: 294 Member
    Hang around outside of Divorce Courts?

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