HALP!!!!!!!! I ate a potato chip and...

MyChocolateDiet
MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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I'm so bloated!!!!!!!!! OMGOMGOMG ahhhhhhhh!
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  • tegalicious
    tegalicious Posts: 629
    Hahahahahahah
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Yes please, I mean my stomach just got huge. And my husbands gonna be home soon, he can't see me like this?!?!?!?!:sad:
  • jwdieter
    jwdieter Posts: 2,582 Member
    I respect your feelings. You can do it!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member

    Yes please, I mean my stomach just got huge. And my husbands gonna be home soon, he can't see me like this?!?!?!?!:sad:

    Squats and deadlifts
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    oh my god, look at this ad...is this a prediction? a warning? i so worries.
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Better get an enema STAT!!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Trophy wife Pro Tip: Never eat lays original potato chips from a snack bag right before your hubby's gna be home. The toxinz in the snack bag must have had a bad ratio to the few chips and made me sick. Should I go to the ER?
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    enema
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member

    Yes please, I mean my stomach just got huge. And my husbands gonna be home soon, he can't see me like this?!?!?!?!:sad:

    Squats and deadlifts

    I suspect this will make things worse. OR better? it's hard to decide?
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Better get an enema STAT!!

    And that's why you are in my FL!!! :flowerforyou:

    MCD: How did you eat just one? You are amazing because I would have devoured the bag, LOL!!!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Ughhhhhhhh! I can't beleive I wasted my daily hot on a bunch of effing school mom's this morning. Ergh. My outfit was slammin' too and showed off my asssets to their best potential. dam dam dayummmmmmmm!
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
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  • mamma_nee
    mamma_nee Posts: 809 Member
    LOLOLOL drink lots and lots of water !!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    pretty much!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ronrstaats
    ronrstaats Posts: 294 Member
    MCD: How did you eat just one? You are amazing because I would have devoured the bag, LOL!!!

    ^^^THIS! I can't eat just ONE! LOL
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    This is totally self fulfilling prophecy from posting in that my belly so fat thread earlier. Now I'm all

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    and I gotta be honest ppl, it was more than one. but it's a true statement. I did eat one. but just then I ate the rest.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    omg.

    SO MUCH food porn if you type in "chips images" I . just . couldn't.

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  • ImtheOnethatsCool
    ImtheOnethatsCool Posts: 212 Member
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  • ImtheOnethatsCool
    ImtheOnethatsCool Posts: 212 Member

    Yes please, I mean my stomach just got huge. And my husbands gonna be home soon, he can't see me like this?!?!?!?!:sad:

    Squats and deadlifts

    that's broscience
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Oh my word, the never ending chip, i shoulda had that one, plus i bet the holes=less calories
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    C'mon MCD, any food eaten standing up or in bed or online = 0 calories.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    omg.

    SO MUCH food porn if you type in "chips images" I . just . couldn't.

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    what is that mush on the side? and who eats that few peas? i eat a whole cereal bowl full of peas when I want some. It's like my whole dinner sometimes. i am a strangely big fan of the ONE FOOD meal. i do it a lot sometims.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    C'mon MCD, any food eaten standing up or in bed or online = 0 calories.

    thanks so now it's just the bloat I gotta handle. i look like an effing pregnant lady. and not the hot mom, or under fire mom either. like a dollar tree pregnant lady.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    yes on bowl o' peas,

    I think the mush is tartar sauce.

    DYE fried food?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    omg.

    SO MUCH food porn if you type in "chips images" I . just . couldn't.

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    what is that mush on the side? and who eats that few peas? i eat a whole cereal bowl full of peas when I want some. It's like my whole dinner sometimes. i am a strangely big fan of the ONE FOOD meal. i do it a lot sometims.

    it's tartar sauce. basically mayonnaise and relish mixed together.
  • YouHadMyCuriosity
    YouHadMyCuriosity Posts: 218 Member
    Maybe if you do the enema, followed by the squats and deadlifts, and drink ALL the water, it will get better!?!?!

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