HALP!!!!!!!! I ate a potato chip and...

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  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Trophy wife Pro Tip: Never eat lays original potato chips from a snack bag right before your hubby's gna be home. The toxinz in the snack bag must have had a bad ratio to the few chips and made me sick. Should I go to the ER?

    YES!!! What are you doing asking us on a message board. Get to the ER stat!!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    yes on bowl o' peas,

    I think the mush is tartar sauce.

    DYE fried food?

    ya but I do my fish and chips with vinegar, the brown one.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    enema

    Vitamin D enema...

    ...and your husband won't even notice (or see) your stomach.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I will consult Dr. Oz and report back immediately.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    yes on bowl o' peas,

    I think the mush is tartar sauce.

    DYE fried food?

    ya but I do my fish and chips with vinegar, the brown one.

    Malty. Better with beer.


    yes, and Yes.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I will consult Dr. Oz and report back immediately.

    Oh, that's a good idea. Maybe do that before going to the ER. Also the enema is important!
  • MaiLinna
    MaiLinna Posts: 580 Member
    What is a squat and how do I do one? Will it make me look...fabulous?

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  • healthygreek
    healthygreek Posts: 2,137 Member
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    Oh my word, the never ending chip, i shoulda had that one, plus i bet the holes=less calories
    Its the never ending matzoh.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Oh shoot, he's home now, and now I'm starting to feel....err....noisy!
  • CharityGC
    CharityGC Posts: 499 Member
    Has anyone else tried the sweet Pringles? They have white chocolate, pecan pie, and cinnamon sugar.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    enema

    Vitamin D enema...

    ...and your husband won't even notice (or see) your stomach.

    i think i had this idea too. but i was afraid it might backfire.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Has anyone else tried the sweet Pringles? They have white chocolate, pecan pie, and cinnamon sugar.

    thanks a lot, b/c my life isnt' already hard enough.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member

    Yes please, I mean my stomach just got huge. And my husbands gonna be home soon, he can't see me like this?!?!?!?!:sad:

    Squats and deadlifts

    that's broscience

    Are you pregnant?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member

    Yes please, I mean my stomach just got huge. And my husbands gonna be home soon, he can't see me like this?!?!?!?!:sad:

    Squats and deadlifts

    that's broscience

    Are you pregnant?

    IDK I peed on it and here's what happened.

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member

    Yes please, I mean my stomach just got huge. And my husbands gonna be home soon, he can't see me like this?!?!?!?!:sad:

    Squats and deadlifts

    that's broscience

    Are you pregnant?

    Oh I'm sorry the above was NOT the rigth answer. here goes....

    NO! NO WAY, do you even absintenexe?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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  • CharityGC
    CharityGC Posts: 499 Member
    Has anyone else tried the sweet Pringles? They have white chocolate, pecan pie, and cinnamon sugar.

    thanks a lot, b/c my life isnt' already hard enough.

    I just wanted someone else to know the joys of sweet Pringles.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member

    Yes please, I mean my stomach just got huge. And my husbands gonna be home soon, he can't see me like this?!?!?!?!:sad:

    Squats and deadlifts

    that's broscience

    Are you pregnant?

    Oh I'm sorry the above was NOT the rigth answer. here goes....

    NO! NO WAY, do you even absintenexe?

    Are you weighing and measuring all of your food?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    sometimes wonderful things converge to create a thing of beauty.

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    spanish+hot man+chips+ with a double entendre. :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    What is a squat and how do I do one? Will it make me look...fabulous?

    11229407446_4b0f55c996.jpg

    fabulous_o_207992_zpsd492bb0f.jpg
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member

    Yes please, I mean my stomach just got huge. And my husbands gonna be home soon, he can't see me like this?!?!?!?!:sad:

    Squats and deadlifts

    that's broscience

    Are you pregnant?

    Oh I'm sorry the above was NOT the rigth answer. here goes....

    NO! NO WAY, do you even absintenexe?

    Are you weighing and measuring all of your food?

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    can you say "off topic"?
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    What is a squat and how do I do one? Will it make me look...fabulous?

    11229407446_4b0f55c996.jpg

    fabulous_o_207992_zpsd492bb0f.jpg

    DON"T BLINK!
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    phew....I thought you died before finishing the topic sentence. Glad you are still alive for now.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member

    Yes please, I mean my stomach just got huge. And my husbands gonna be home soon, he can't see me like this?!?!?!?!:sad:

    Squats and deadlifts

    that's broscience

    Are you pregnant?

    Oh I'm sorry the above was NOT the rigth answer. here goes....

    NO! NO WAY, do you even absintenexe?

    Are you weighing and measuring all of your food?

    1xbsk_zpsc171e666.gif

    can you say "off topic"?

    Yes. In the morning I get on the scale. Then in the night I get back on. and then I know how much ALL my food weighed. Thats' right, right? amirite?

    and wtf does hot topic have to do with this. Stay on task ladies this ain't about fashion it's about passion.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    phew....I thought you died before finishing the topic sentence. Glad you are still alive for now.

    key words in bold. b/c i feel like to aslplode. and not in the cute way.
  • Some people on here think eating potato chips is just fine, others think no.


    I guess I will see how it goes. Cutting out everything I like seems so HARD.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Oh thank god, he came home and turned on the washer, so now he might not hear whats gonna happend next.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member

    Yes please, I mean my stomach just got huge. And my husbands gonna be home soon, he can't see me like this?!?!?!?!:sad:

    Squats and deadlifts

    that's broscience

    Are you pregnant?

    Oh I'm sorry the above was NOT the rigth answer. here goes....

    NO! NO WAY, do you even absintenexe?

    Are you weighing and measuring all of your food?

    1xbsk_zpsc171e666.gif

    can you say "off topic"?

    Yes. In the morning I get on the scale. Then in the night I get back on. and then I know how much ALL my food weighed. Thats' right, right? amirite?

    and wtf does hot topic have to do with this. Stay on task ladies this ain't about fashion it's about passion.

    So, did the rabbit die, or is it a secret?
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Dr Oz said bacon grease enima or eat KFC. Either way, cleansed and bloat free.
  • dunnodunno
    dunnodunno Posts: 2,290 Member
    Drink more water.