Something gross** be warned,

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  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    Ohh I just remembered, a few years ago I ordered a pie of pizza from this hole in the wall place because the pizza was good from there. I was halfway through a slice when I noticed a brown spot, at first I thought it was a mushroom but upon deeper inspection I realized it was a half eaten dead roach..that apparently I ate and didn't realize. :sick:
  • juanpegler
    juanpegler Posts: 92 Member
    Happened to me to recently. Took biltong (think in America its called Beef Jerky) to work for a snack and started eating it. Picked up the last piece and found something white growing on it. got home and same thing on all the other packets too.

    Guess I got a little extra nutrition that day.
  • juanpegler
    juanpegler Posts: 92 Member
    Ohh I just remembered, a few years ago I ordered a pie of pizza from this hole in the wall place because the pizza was good from there. I was halfway through a slice when I noticed a brown spot, at first I thought it was a mushroom but upon deeper inspection I realized it was a half eaten dead roach..that apparently I ate and didn't realize. :sick:

    Ouch. How much did you eat for the rest of that day? lol
  • BowValleyMom
    BowValleyMom Posts: 4 Member
    I can see that happening to me too! :blushing:
  • bitxbit
    bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member
    ! Edit... Too gross to share, so deleted!!
  • latepaul
    latepaul Posts: 49 Member
    I regularly get mould growing on my cream cheese. Thing is - I live alone and am dieting so even the smallest tub I buy could last weeks. That's one of the problems I find with eating sensible portions is not wasting food!
  • arcana7609
    arcana7609 Posts: 212 Member
    Ohh I just remembered, a few years ago I ordered a pie of pizza from this hole in the wall place because the pizza was good from there. I was halfway through a slice when I noticed a brown spot, at first I thought it was a mushroom but upon deeper inspection I realized it was a half eaten dead roach..that apparently I ate and didn't realize. :sick:

    Did you log the half a roach? I wonder how many calories they have..:laugh:
  • prettyface55
    prettyface55 Posts: 508 Member
    Wow thank you guys for joining me on this gross post lol :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • Tiernan1212
    Tiernan1212 Posts: 797 Member
    Nothing recent thankfully. But when I was 13 (and still took swigs of milk from the gallon jug) I got up in the middle of the night to get a drink. I took a giant sip of milk from the container and got a mouthful of spoiled milk. I ran to the sink and spit it out and spent the next 15 minutes gagging. Spoiled milk is seriously one of the nastiest tastes on the planet. To this day I can't pour a glass of milk without smelling it first :laugh:
  • prettyface55
    prettyface55 Posts: 508 Member
    Your going to die. Just accept it.

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    I aint going anywhere lol
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    So this a thread on the real world paleodiet? Before refrigeration most humans ate foods that were well past any state we would consider palatable. Even use of preservatives as simple as salt are pretty recent innovations in the big scheme of things. Where do people think foods like cheeses, sauerkraut, and beer came from? Those were just foods that rotted in convenient ways. Before most of those we scavenged what we could find, and early humans were not above feeding on carcasses left by other animals. Some of the earliest human tools were probably rocks used to break leg bones left over in corpses of dead animals to get marrow that other animals couldn't scavenge. Fire was a real boon to paleo humans as a way to at least lessen a bit of the risk of major digestive upset from eating raw/rotted foods.

    cavemen invented cheese and beer.

    seems legit.

    :laugh:
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Ohh I just remembered, a few years ago I ordered a pie of pizza from this hole in the wall place because the pizza was good from there. I was halfway through a slice when I noticed a brown spot, at first I thought it was a mushroom but upon deeper inspection I realized it was a half eaten dead roach..that apparently I ate and didn't realize. :sick:

    Did you log the half a roach? I wonder how many calories they have..:laugh:

    Around 4 calories but most times when they are served they are fried so I would guess closer to 8, the size of the roach would probably make a difference too.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    So I was watching TV, grabbed a bag of mini carrots from the fridge, and ate them slowly, one by one.. reaching into the bag. Then I picked up the bag and looked into it to pick a carrot and noticed white fuzz EWWWW EWWWW i nearly puked. I hope I didn't eat any of that ewwwwwwww...:cry::cry: :cry: :cry: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    Did anything like this ever happen to you?:ohwell: :ohwell:

    The really sad part about this is, I did the same thing.

    I did some research and found out that EVERY person that has eaten moldy carrots or even good carrots from a bag that held moldy carrots has either passed away or will at some point in the future.

    So, as have been indicated already we are doomed!
  • mheebner
    mheebner Posts: 285 Member
    In an Aldis food store in Milwaukee, there were black widow spiders living in bags of apples. Not gross but kinda freaky.

    And to echo an above poster, I have grabbed what I thought was my bottle of beer, took a swig and realized it had ash and cigarette butts..ugh. That totally sucked
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    Ohh I just remembered, a few years ago I ordered a pie of pizza from this hole in the wall place because the pizza was good from there. I was halfway through a slice when I noticed a brown spot, at first I thought it was a mushroom but upon deeper inspection I realized it was a half eaten dead roach..that apparently I ate and didn't realize. :sick:

    Ouch. How much did you eat for the rest of that day? lol

    LOL, I wish I could say I was so grossed out I threw up and didn't eat any more of the pizza..but I was stoned with serious munchies so after the initial "omg how disgusting" reaction, I shrugged my shoulders and continued eating.

    But I did inspect each bite before consuming! Bonus that I called the owner (he was a friend of the family) to complain, and was given free pizza for a while. It also became an ongoing joke that every time I placed an order I'd tell them to hold the "special ingredient".
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    When I was little I sucked a small yellow house spider into my mouth through the straw that was in whatever I was drinking.

    ::shudders::
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    Ohh I just remembered, a few years ago I ordered a pie of pizza from this hole in the wall place because the pizza was good from there. I was halfway through a slice when I noticed a brown spot, at first I thought it was a mushroom but upon deeper inspection I realized it was a half eaten dead roach..that apparently I ate and didn't realize. :sick:

    Did you log the half a roach? I wonder how many calories they have..:laugh:

    Around 4 calories but most times when they are served they are fried so I would guess closer to 8, the size of the roach would probably make a difference too.

    ^^ So true, but I'm sure I benefited from the extra protein.
  • awtume9
    awtume9 Posts: 423 Member
    I have something terrible!! I was eating sugar snap peas out of the bag, and they are so crunchy, but i felt something chewy when i bit into one, i took it out of my mouth, and there was a little light green worm living in one! ewww

    Well crap, I have snap peas as a snack today :sad:
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Well, that's it, I'm afraid. You're going to rust and look like a carrot. Apart from your hair which will turn green. Like a carrot.
  • Springerrr
    Springerrr Posts: 44 Member
    My wife buys those slimy things. REAL carrots don't do that. I am going to peel and eat one right now!
  • shrek1970uk
    shrek1970uk Posts: 83 Member
    As a teenager, I took a bite from a Kipling individual apple pie.

    Wasn't until I went to take a second bite, that I noticed the apple filling was all mouldy :sick:

    Did get loads of vouchers as compensation though!
  • mortuseon
    mortuseon Posts: 579 Member
    My wife buys those slimy things. REAL carrots don't do that. I am going to peel and eat one right now!

    you have clearly not kept carrots in the fridge for a very long time
  • Erica0718
    Erica0718 Posts: 469 Member
    was eating some blackberries when I looked down and saw a maggot on one, wonder how many I ate? :sick:
  • no, because the first change I made was no more mindless eating.
  • kdsp2911
    kdsp2911 Posts: 170 Member
    When I was about 12 or 13 I had stayed overnight with my cousin's family, and she served spaghetti and garlic bread. After I'd eaten my first slice of the bread and was starting the second I realized it was all moldy on the other side...so was everyone else's. I got pretty sick.

    More recently, had a run in with a stink bug. I always take a glass of water with me to bed, and apparently one of those little buggers had climbed into my water glass. I grabbed the glass in the middle of the night and took a drink. Went to take another and smelled it...I almost drank a stink bug! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! They still give me the creepies to this day.
  • I ate bread with blue mold and a bag of salad with a tiny slug in it :sick:
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    ever had a swig out of a beer bottle that someone used for an ashtray? yummy

    didn't stop me from drinking beer though:drinker:

    I did the same thing only someone had been using the bottle as a chewing tobacco spitoon!
  • joecmoore1
    joecmoore1 Posts: 87 Member
    Poured some coconut water Into my smoothie one morning and it stoped flowing out of the carton suddenly, opened it up to look and something that looked like a big glob of snot flowed out! GAG!!! Those smoothie ingredients got tossed as well as my cookies! LOL
  • Came home for lunch many years ago, was standing in the kitchen eating Cheese Puffs right out of the bag... Felt something on my hand, it was a tiny ant... the whole bag and every single Cheese Puff was covered in tiny little red ants... alittle extra protein. Seems like the only way to kill those ants is to eat them anyway, so... score one for me!!!

    ow yeah - and my BFF drank a swig of beer that was on her dresser, AFTER we set off a bug bomb the night before... Her cold one was in the kitchen... hahahahahahaha
  • Fishshtick
    Fishshtick Posts: 120 Member
    So this a thread on the real world paleodiet? Before refrigeration most humans ate foods that were well past any state we would consider palatable. Even use of preservatives as simple as salt are pretty recent innovations in the big scheme of things. Where do people think foods like cheeses, sauerkraut, and beer came from? Those were just foods that rotted in convenient ways. Before most of those we scavenged what we could find, and early humans were not above feeding on carcasses left by other animals. Some of the earliest human tools were probably rocks used to break leg bones left over in corpses of dead animals to get marrow that other animals couldn't scavenge. Fire was a real boon to paleo humans as a way to at least lessen a bit of the risk of major digestive upset from eating raw/rotted foods.

    cavemen invented cheese and beer.

    seems legit.

    Hmmmm...I don't think I quite said that, but it is perhaps more correct than you think. The Paleolithic (that gives its name to the paleo diet) is defined as lasting to 10,000 BC. Archaeological evidence indicates purposeful fermentation (predecessors to beer) dates before 10000 BC and solid evidence of cheese making dates to at least 6000 BC. So booze and cheese were most probably both actual paleo diet items, just not in the sense of how the paleo diet fad is portrayed. As to cavemen...well what exactly are cavemen? It's not a real term to describe any particular time in human history. Some human populations have retained Paleolithic cultures or used caves to modern times.