good comebacks?!
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"It's not my fault you got rapped 3 times...laid down spread your legs and 2 cows came"0
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Well, just <hugs> to you!! Being a real person with real feelings was the best response!
The goal is to learn to love yourself so much, that nobody can hurt you with their ugly words. Why should you be hurt to be called fat? I'm a lot of things, and if someone called me them, I'd be like, "Nu?"0 -
I just blow kisses and give a cutsie way, seems to piss em off real good ;-)
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Tell her, "Your nose is so big you can use all 5 fingers to pick it. "0
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"God bless you!"0
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"God bless you!"
I like this... or "Jesus loves you!"0 -
Man, all the above are good. I would have flipped her off and said "F**k you, b****!"0
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Who cares what face you were making..the f**k would she even notice if she wasn't staring back at you? A good response to any "you're fat" bull**** is always that you can lose weight, but they'll always be ugly.
"go f**k your mother" is another good, off-the-cuff one.0 -
"God bless you!"
I like this... or "Jesus loves you!"0 -
"That's because every time I f*** your husband he makes me breakfast."0
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"That's because every time I f*** your husband he makes me breakfast."
Woo! ROFL0 -
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I've found that "Come here and say that!" usually shuts 'em up.
That was the best part of being fat, nobody wanted to mess with me!0 -
When all else fails...I just put on the southern charm, smile sweetly, and give them a good ole "well bless your heart!"
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"sorry,i must have been staring,i was just trying to figure out WHAT I was looking at". usually goes down well, or
"I hear jim Henson and frank oz are auditioning,you should go for it!"0 -
So I was at the gas station last night. When I got out of my car this lady rolls up in her Mercedes and yells " You got a problem? I don't like the way you looked at me!" So, I'm like "Excuse me?" And she says "You FAT!" and I was just like...
I just could not think of a good comeback. :explode:
Can anybody help me out for next time? I feel I need to be prepared in case this happens again.
Anyone who rolls up to a stranger and says they don't like the way you looked at them and then calls a complete stranger fat on top of that, because they didn't like the way you looked at them as some REAL deep/serious issues going on in their life. We NEVER know how people get the things they have (the Mercedes) or what they've done or are doing to keep them. This lady obviously is going thru some real mess in her life, FOR SURE. I think you did the right thing by not engaging this foolish woman and getting down to her level.
{{{{ Hugs }}}}
If a stranger were to say something bold and nasty like that to me, that is TRUE, I like to agree with them and ask them to pray for me--nothing throws water on fire like agreeing with a potential enemy. Example:
"You're fat"...Girl, God bless you and me both richly. Ya know what, 1st of all I did give you a nasty look I'm sorry about that and as far as me being fat, you're right, which is one of the reasons I gave you a nasty look...I'm having a coffee Jones now--trying to feed my face something--will you forgive me and pray for me?
You'd be surprised how people can/will humble themselves when you agree with them and ask them to forgive you and pray for you about the issues they rightly (or even wrongly sometime) accuse you of:flowerforyou:0 -
So I was at the gas station last night. When I got out of my car this lady rolls up in her Mercedes and yells " You got a problem? I don't like the way you looked at me!" So, I'm like "Excuse me?" And she says "You FAT!" and I was just like...
I just could not think of a good comeback. :explode:
Can anybody help me out for next time? I feel I need to be prepared in case this happens again.
I would just laugh, and tell her she's funny. Then turn around and go back to my business. Wouldn't give her the time of day0 -
When all else fails...I just put on the southern charm, smile sweetly, and give them a good ole "well bless your heart!"
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
That's what the old folks used to do/to say meaning "you're CRAZY"...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
When all else fails...I just put on the southern charm, smile sweetly, and give them a good ole "well bless your heart!"
Yes, a well-applied "bless your heart" is always perfect. This was just outside of Atlanta, so we all know exactly what this saying *really* means!0 -
I've found that "Come here and say that!" usually shuts 'em up.
That was the best part of being fat, nobody wanted to mess with me!
I did notice that she did not get out of her car to talk **** to me!0
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