good comebacks?!
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"That's because every time I f*** your husband he makes me breakfast."
Woo! ROFL0 -
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I've found that "Come here and say that!" usually shuts 'em up.
That was the best part of being fat, nobody wanted to mess with me!0 -
When all else fails...I just put on the southern charm, smile sweetly, and give them a good ole "well bless your heart!"
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"sorry,i must have been staring,i was just trying to figure out WHAT I was looking at". usually goes down well, or
"I hear jim Henson and frank oz are auditioning,you should go for it!"0 -
So I was at the gas station last night. When I got out of my car this lady rolls up in her Mercedes and yells " You got a problem? I don't like the way you looked at me!" So, I'm like "Excuse me?" And she says "You FAT!" and I was just like...
I just could not think of a good comeback. :explode:
Can anybody help me out for next time? I feel I need to be prepared in case this happens again.
Anyone who rolls up to a stranger and says they don't like the way you looked at them and then calls a complete stranger fat on top of that, because they didn't like the way you looked at them as some REAL deep/serious issues going on in their life. We NEVER know how people get the things they have (the Mercedes) or what they've done or are doing to keep them. This lady obviously is going thru some real mess in her life, FOR SURE. I think you did the right thing by not engaging this foolish woman and getting down to her level.
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If a stranger were to say something bold and nasty like that to me, that is TRUE, I like to agree with them and ask them to pray for me--nothing throws water on fire like agreeing with a potential enemy. Example:
"You're fat"...Girl, God bless you and me both richly. Ya know what, 1st of all I did give you a nasty look I'm sorry about that and as far as me being fat, you're right, which is one of the reasons I gave you a nasty look...I'm having a coffee Jones now--trying to feed my face something--will you forgive me and pray for me?
You'd be surprised how people can/will humble themselves when you agree with them and ask them to forgive you and pray for you about the issues they rightly (or even wrongly sometime) accuse you of:flowerforyou:0 -
So I was at the gas station last night. When I got out of my car this lady rolls up in her Mercedes and yells " You got a problem? I don't like the way you looked at me!" So, I'm like "Excuse me?" And she says "You FAT!" and I was just like...
I just could not think of a good comeback. :explode:
Can anybody help me out for next time? I feel I need to be prepared in case this happens again.
I would just laugh, and tell her she's funny. Then turn around and go back to my business. Wouldn't give her the time of day0 -
When all else fails...I just put on the southern charm, smile sweetly, and give them a good ole "well bless your heart!"
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That's what the old folks used to do/to say meaning "you're CRAZY"...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
When all else fails...I just put on the southern charm, smile sweetly, and give them a good ole "well bless your heart!"
Yes, a well-applied "bless your heart" is always perfect. This was just outside of Atlanta, so we all know exactly what this saying *really* means!0 -
I've found that "Come here and say that!" usually shuts 'em up.
That was the best part of being fat, nobody wanted to mess with me!
I did notice that she did not get out of her car to talk **** to me!0 -
"sorry,i must have been staring,i was just trying to figure out WHAT I was looking at".
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I usually don't say anything back, I just laugh, like hysterically. They get so salty when I do that haha0
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Anyone who rolls up to a stranger and says they don't like the way you looked at them and then calls a complete stranger fat on top of that, because they didn't like the way you looked at them as some REAL deep/serious issues going on in their life.
I know right!0 -
Haha, sounds like it would have been appropriate then!! Sorry this happened to you.When all else fails...I just put on the southern charm, smile sweetly, and give them a good ole "well bless your heart!"
Yes, a well-applied "bless your heart" is always perfect. This was just outside of Atlanta, so we all know exactly what this saying *really* means!
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"I was staring to see from when they let hippos drive cars!"0
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Should have just gone the Amanda Bynes way. Call everyone ugly :P0
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Where would you find yourself .then?0
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Aw, I'm sorry. I wouldn't have a come back either because I'm just not a meany. Some people are so ugly on the inside. Let it go and stay focused, sweetie.0
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Exactly, or "the Lord bless you!""God bless you!"
I like this... or "Jesus loves you!"
^^this^^ they're expecting a confrontation and get someone blessing them instead.0 -
- you're ugly. at least i can lose weight to fix my problem.
- Really?! I had no idea. Your powers of observation are beyond amazing.
- (if you see a wedding ring) i can see why your hubby/wife's cheating on you.
i like the jerk factory thing too lol0 -
I'd just go with: 'I hope you die soon'.0
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Man, all the above are good. I would have flipped her off and said "F**k you, b****!"
ME TOO!0 -
What an evil woman!
I wouldn't have been able to think of a comeback either, but then there's no hope for people like that. I tend to console myself by thinking that it must be bad enough living with a mindset like that. Must fail at life.
I am sorry all the same that she made your day so rubbish! :flowerforyou:0 -
When your talking and someone interrupts you;
Excuse me, but did the middle of my sentence interrupt the begining of yours?0 -
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yeah you tell her she looks like a camel's azz and find some off feature that will probably devastate her like the starting of crow's feet, slight turkey neck or grey hair. those type crumble easily. Or you tell her you dont waste you time with intellectual inferiors0
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"That's because every time I f*** your husband he makes me breakfast."
Woo! ROFL
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Poopy head0
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"Your momma"0
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So's your face!
As has already been covered, the two best ways to handle that particular situation would probably be "Well, bless your heart!" or giving a slightly puzzled expression followed by laughing like you just saw someone embarrass themselves by being a complete asshat. (You know, kind of derisively, since they're of so little consequence that their existence barely registers)
But it's fun to compile a list too, for situations where a comeback might actually be warranted!0
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