Fake your pregnancy and lock him in....

Holy Cow..... I guess there is a market for everything:

http://www.inquisitr.com/931471/positive-pregnancy-tests-craigslist/

There’s supposedly a market for positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist. Both The Huffington Post and Salon ran stories this weekend claiming that pregnant women were picking up extra money on Craigslist by selling the pregnancy tests.

As a result, any number of people believed the stories and tweeted or retweeted them on Twitter as the stone cold truth.

But is it true? I immediately went to my local New Orleans Craigslist. At the time I checked, not even one person in my city was trying to sell this supposed service. That seems odd if there’s really any money to be made.

After all, peeing on a stick isn’t a tough job. And $25 for nothing is still $25 for nothing. So you figure if there was a market for it, then somebody might actually be doing it.

The Huffington Post story seems to be a classic case of overstating the problem. Their writer claims that a woman in New York originally offered to sell positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist for $25 in May, setting up a stream of copycats.

But the stream of copycats actually seems to be a trickle. The media reports on the positive pregnancy tests seem to always quote the same three or four ads.

I did find a current ad in the Philadelphia Craigslist, so there are indeed some women out there advertising this service:

“I am pregnant and am willing to take a pregnancy test for you that will be positive. Use it however you like no questions no judgments. I will take test right before you pick up. I will also be willing to bottle my urine if you need to seal the deal that way.”

Salon said that the fake positive pregnancy tests are likely being used to prank dirty dog boyfriends by giving them a bad moment. I suppose they’re right.

It seems like that’s the only thing they could be good for.

HuffPo suggested that they could be used to trick boyfriends into getting married, which only suggests that their writer has missed the last four decades. Nobody around here is getting married until they actually see the baby — and usually not even then.

I won’t say that it’s a 100 percent hoax that positive pregnancy tests are being sold on Craigslist. A few women are in fact trying to sell these things. But I have no evidence that anyone much is buying. Let me know if you do.

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  • CassandraBurgos83
    CassandraBurgos83 Posts: 544 Member
    I am actually in shock that people would sell their positive "P"sticks to help others trap people or the fact that craigslist lets them sell it.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I don't want other people to have traces of my urine.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    oh thats just wrong now on the other hand I would be more than glad to sell my pee especially all that HCG I had earlier in the pregnancy. It's almost pure profit if you think about it.
  • CassandraBurgos83
    CassandraBurgos83 Posts: 544 Member
    I am shocked at how desperate people can be that they step down to this level.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Oh dear. WTF? I have always found it so hilarious how women on television fake pregnancies with baby bump padding and somehow keep their men from touching their bellies for months and/or attending doctor's appointments. This scenario is not realistic.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    They just had an episode of "What Would You Do?" about this very topic. It was pretty funny to see the reactions. :laugh:
  • that's both gross and appalling! Maybe those buying it should buy better personalities....
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    That **** works... I got my hubby that way. I also plan on getting husband number two that way but I plan to use a surrogate. BoooYAH!
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    right. because ALL guys who knock a chick up stick around.

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  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    This is why there are no single parents in the world...brilliant!
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    right. because ALL guys who knock a chick up stick around.

    Jennifer-Lawrence-ok-thumbs-up.gif

    I got you for 18 years! You know it works!
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    right. because ALL guys who knock a chick up stick around.

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    Exactly. It is crazy for someone to think that a pregnancy will somehow fix a troubled relationship. That makes no sense.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    right. because ALL guys who knock a chick up stick around.

    Jennifer-Lawrence-ok-thumbs-up.gif

    I got you for 18 years! You know it works!

    And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his! :laugh:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    WTF!!! You just completely outed me! He didn't know it was fake until now.



    Rude!
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
    Vasectomy for the win.
  • SlinkySpencer
    SlinkySpencer Posts: 139 Member
    Oh dear. WTF? I have always found it so hilarious how women on television fake pregnancies with baby bump padding and somehow keep their men from touching their bellies for months and/or attending doctor's appointments. This scenario is not realistic.

    Actually, I know someone who may have done this. Twice. "Doctor visits" included. She probably learned it from one of those cheesy television fake pregnancies though.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Oh dear. WTF? I have always found it so hilarious how women on television fake pregnancies with baby bump padding and somehow keep their men from touching their bellies for months and/or attending doctor's appointments. This scenario is not realistic.

    ive never understood that either...it seems it would be hard to fake a pregnancy there are some pretty obvious changes that go on in your body. Poor guy gets the fake pregnancy but non of the benefits like the fabulous booty expansion or the boobie expansion.

    they must be great liars
  • I am actually in shock that people would sell their positive "P"sticks to help others trap people or the fact that craigslist lets them sell it.

    Babies are expsensive, gotta find a way to support them :wink:
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
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    Yesssss! She read my best seller.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    right. because ALL guys who knock a chick up stick around.

    Jennifer-Lawrence-ok-thumbs-up.gif

    I got you for 18 years! You know it works!

    yeah but im in this for YOU...not the baby. in fact, i was kinda hoping the pregnancy was fake...
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    What if I follow her after the she goes to the bathroom and say that I swabbed some leftover pee and took the test for her? That way I can make her thinks she's pregnant and won't ever leave me.

    It works like that. Right?
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Seems like a good way to get punched in the stomach.


    Just saying.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    After all, peeing on a stick isn’t a tough job.

    I will respectfully disagree.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Vasectomy for the win.
    Indeed.....try slipping that one past and watch me laugh in your face!!! LOL \m/
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Solid way to start a relationship!
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    right. because ALL guys who knock a chick up stick around.

    Jennifer-Lawrence-ok-thumbs-up.gif

    I got you for 18 years! You know it works!

    yeah but im in this for YOU...not the baby. in fact, i was kinda hoping the pregnancy was fake...


    Eff that baby.... Lets just leave at Walmart and go bang sexy *kitten*!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    After all, peeing on a stick isn’t a tough job.

    I will respectfully disagree.

    this is true there is an art to doing this the same with peeing in a cup
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    That **** works... I got my hubby that way. I also plan on getting husband number two that way but I plan to use a surrogate. BoooYAH!

    THIS is why I learn all my tricks on keeping men from YOU!! :flowerforyou:
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    right. because ALL guys who knock a chick up stick around.

    Jennifer-Lawrence-ok-thumbs-up.gif

    I got you for 18 years! You know it works!

    yeah but im in this for YOU...not the baby. in fact, i was kinda hoping the pregnancy was fake...


    Eff that baby.... Lets just leave at Walmart and go bang sexy *kitten*!

    IN for baby abandoning/walmart parking lot banging
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    WTF?!?! I'll pee on a stick and sell them for $15. $20 if you want your stick to be of a premium wood like Oak or Cherry.