Fake your pregnancy and lock him in....
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Vasectomy for the win.
:drinker: Same here! Would be Hilarious though!0 -
I sell 'em for $19.99 and NO PEE!
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Didn't everyone know that once you get pregnant (fake or not) and/or get married, you can change the guy to your prince charming :huh:
I hate women/men that believe they can change, trap and otherwise manipulate their SO. Just have good taste and pick a good one from the start.0 -
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Don't worry, you can just fake the baby too!
(I would like to make it very clear that this is from a Friend's facebook - and that yes, I made fun of her for watching it!)should probably stop watching (Jeremy) Kyle. Saw possibly the most horrible thing I have ever seen on there today. Not in terms of looks or attitude or any of the stuff that normally has me going all Daily Mail and frothing at the mouth, but to air a show featuring a woman who claims to have a 6-month-old child by a man and wants DNA to prove it only to find that she has made the whole thing up and there is no child? That needs a psychiatrist and some serious help, not a public humiliation and trial by telly. Where on earth do they get these people from?0 -
I don't want other people to have traces of my urine.
There goes another fantasy! *kicks rocks*0 -
I can't stand people that do this .-.
SO wrong.....0 -
When I was 19, I had a friend who wanted me to have sex with her without protection until she was pregnant. She said wanted her boyfriend who left her when he joined th Army and moved away to think it was his, and then he would move her away from Idaho, and marry her.
Seemed legit.0 -
right. because ALL guys who knock a chick up stick around.
I got you for 18 years! You know it works!
yeah but im in this for YOU...not the baby. in fact, i was kinda hoping the pregnancy was fake...
Eff that baby.... Lets just leave at Walmart and go bang sexy *kitten*!
IN for baby abandoning/walmart parking lot banging
This is why I love you guys. You both know how to party the fun way!0 -
This does happen. I don't know if it happens to "trap" a man, but I have seen it done to score abortion money.0
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right. because ALL guys who knock a chick up stick around.
I got you for 18 years! You know it works!
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his! :laugh:
I immediately thought of this!0 -
Call me out if I'm wrong, but don't the tests expire after a certain amount of time? I know the cheapo ones we used at the clinic did. Just a thought.0
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I can't stand people that do this .-.
SO wrong.....
I agree with you 100%!0 -
right. because ALL guys who knock a chick up stick around.
I got you for 18 years! You know it works!
yeah but im in this for YOU...not the baby. in fact, i was kinda hoping the pregnancy was fake...
Eff that baby.... Lets just leave at Walmart and go bang sexy *kitten*!
IN for baby abandoning/walmart parking lot banging
This is why I love you guys. You both know how to party the fun way!
Oh! I've been doing it wrong. My single life makes total sense now. Can I leave my kids with your kid so I can search for someone to jump in the parking lot?0 -
Oh dear. WTF? I have always found it so hilarious how women on television fake pregnancies with baby bump padding and somehow keep their men from touching their bellies for months and/or attending doctor's appointments. This scenario is not realistic.
NO, but you know what is realistic? Fake boughten on craigslist pee'd on stick, then have all the secks b/c already pregnant and then within weeks actually preggers.0 -
That's why I'd suggest always getting a paternity test because you never know if the chick is actually preggers or the kid is really yours!!!0
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That's why I'd suggest always getting a paternity test because you never know if the chick is actually preggers or the kid is really yours!!!
'cepn when the kid actually does pop out and it looks exactly like daddy.0 -
um...it takes a few weeks for symptoms to show up...plenty of time to get him hitched or actually get pregnant.Oh dear. WTF? I have always found it so hilarious how women on television fake pregnancies with baby bump padding and somehow keep their men from touching their bellies for months and/or attending doctor's appointments. This scenario is not realistic.
ive never understood that either...it seems it would be hard to fake a pregnancy there are some pretty obvious changes that go on in your body. Poor guy gets the fake pregnancy but non of the benefits like the fabulous booty expansion or the boobie expansion.
they must be great liars0 -
how is this even funny?Seems like a good way to get punched in the stomach.
Just saying.0 -
I ain't saying she's a gold digger...
(ETA: Once upon a time, in high school, a girl I had broken up with a few days before lied and said she was pregnant. =\ )0 -
how is this even funny?Seems like a good way to get punched in the stomach.
Just saying.
oh because um...
it's NOT!0 -
I have a drawer like....
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I ain't saying she's a gold digger...
(ETA: Once upon a time, in high school, a girl I had broken up with a few days before lied and said she was pregnant. =\ )
that must have been traumatic...:flowerforyou: :frown:0 -
sorry about that, man.I ain't saying she's a gold digger...
(ETA: Once upon a time, in high school, a girl I had broken up with a few days before lied and said she was pregnant. =\ )
that must have been traumatic...:flowerforyou: :frown:0 -
That **** works... I got my hubby that way. I also plan on getting husband number two that way but I plan to use a surrogate. BoooYAH!
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The Wedding Singer covered this scenario succinctly...
Mother: I think it's time to fake a pregnancy.
Drew Barrymore's character: I'm exiting the car.0 -
um...it takes a few weeks for symptoms to show up...plenty of time to get him hitched or actually get pregnant.Oh dear. WTF? I have always found it so hilarious how women on television fake pregnancies with baby bump padding and somehow keep their men from touching their bellies for months and/or attending doctor's appointments. This scenario is not realistic.
ive never understood that either...it seems it would be hard to fake a pregnancy there are some pretty obvious changes that go on in your body. Poor guy gets the fake pregnancy but non of the benefits like the fabulous booty expansion or the boobie expansion.
they must be great liars
guess my pregnancy has been different it was pretty obvious there was a change immediately between the puking, the cold I got, the fatigue, and the sensitive tatas. Not saying one couldn't fake it just seems like a complicated lie to me...but desperation0 -
Thanks all for blowing my gig...I was selling 'P' sticks guaranteed to be 'Negative'. Since this story has broken out, I have not been able to sell a single stick. Thanks, just thanks
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I don't want other people to have traces of my urine.
Because if they did, that would easily help them achieve world domination right?0
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