Define cheating......

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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    full penetration

    in the same area code.
  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
    Cheating is anything you wouldn't want your SO doing

    Awesome! I can do anything but abuse cauliflower or cook fish in the house!
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    Should we consult Bill Clinton?
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Harmless flirting? no
    Sexting? yes
    Phone number exchange and communication? yes
    Better conversations than with your SO? yes

    anything you have to hide from your SO, because you know it would hurt their feelings, that the 2 of you did not agree upon and/or something you would not want them to do to you is considered cheating to me.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    It's different for every couple.

    If you don't KNOW what your significant other would consider cheating, you might want to re-evaluate your relationship.

    This
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Should we consult Bill Clinton?

    He did not have sexual relations with that woman.
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    If you'd be embarrassed to tell your mother-in-law, it's cheating.

    On the other hand, calling and telling her about all the d and/or v you get from her child is perfectly natural.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    If you'd be embarrassed to tell your mother-in-law, it's cheating.

    On the other hand, calling and telling her about all the d and/or v you get from her child is perfectly natural.

    What if the mother in law is the one you're cheating with? Then I'm sure it'd be ok to call her and talk to her about it.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Cheating is anything you wouldn't want your SO doing

    ^ this or anything you wouldn't want your SO finding out about
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    If you'd be embarrassed to tell your mother-in-law, it's cheating.

    On the other hand, calling and telling her about all the d and/or v you get from her child is perfectly natural.

    What if the mother in law is the one you're cheating with? Then I'm sure it'd be ok to call her and talk to her about it.

    Threesome?
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    If you'd be embarrassed to tell your mother-in-law, it's cheating.

    On the other hand, calling and telling her about all the d and/or v you get from her child is perfectly natural.

    What if the mother in law is the one you're cheating with? Then I'm sure it'd be ok to call her and talk to her about it.

    Threesome?

    I like the way you think. Do you want to cheat on your significant other with me? I can dress up like their mother in law.
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    If I sent this to an MFP friend via message.....is that cheating on my SO?

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  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    If you'd be embarrassed to tell your mother-in-law, it's cheating.

    On the other hand, calling and telling her about all the d and/or v you get from her child is perfectly natural.

    What if the mother in law is the one you're cheating with? Then I'm sure it'd be ok to call her and talk to her about it.

    Threesome?

    I like the way you think. Do you want to cheat on your significant other with me? I can dress up like their mother in law.

    I'll bring the bacon and Nutella!
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    If I would feel uncomfortable telling him about what happened- or know he would be mad at me- I know I've crossed a line.

    I'm very friendly- I'm a wild flirt and I love talking hanging out.

    I don't touch- and I don't give people false impressions or lead them on- if they choose to think I'm saying "no means yes" that's their own fault- but I am very clear about my intentions.

    Emotional cheating starts WAY before physical cheating typically- I'm not quick to denounce either. Both are completely valid cheats.
  • KendleX
    KendleX Posts: 275 Member
    How many threads does it take a cheater to screw in a light bulb?

    Now lets get back to I HAVE A NAME.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Picking the lock on the handcuffs and escaping when I'm not looking.

    Never again....NEVER again!! :grumble: :grumble:
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    If you'd be embarrassed to tell your mother-in-law, it's cheating.

    On the other hand, calling and telling her about all the d and/or v you get from her child is perfectly natural.

    What if the mother in law is the one you're cheating with? Then I'm sure it'd be ok to call her and talk to her about it.

    Threesome?

    I like the way you think. Do you want to cheat on your significant other with me? I can dress up like their mother in law.

    I'll bring the bacon and Nutella!

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  • hbrittingham
    hbrittingham Posts: 2,518 Member
    Anything you wouldn't be comfortable doing in front of your SO (if he/she isn't into that sort of thing).
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    Picking the lock on the handcuffs and escaping when I'm not looking.

    Never again....NEVER again!! :grumble: :grumble:

    I'm sorry. I'll get back in my cage.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    are you hiding something for fear of repercussions in your relationship
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    full penetration

    So I can hook up with the ladies? :drinker:


    I'd have to include oral, or manual stimulation in my definition.
  • smelius22
    smelius22 Posts: 334 Member
    Since cheat posts seems to be the theme today....define it.

    Harmless flirting?
    Sexting?
    Phone number exchange and communication?
    Better conversatons than with your SO?

    _______________ <--your opinion here

    for the record, I only do the first!!

    To me, anything that you wouldn't readily admit to your SO is cheating. If you find yourself hiding something or deleting messages, you're already cheating.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Picking the lock on the handcuffs and escaping when I'm not looking.

    Never again....NEVER again!! :grumble: :grumble:

    I'm sorry. I'll get back in my cage.

    It won't be the same...but...I'll just learn to live with it.
  • patfriendly
    patfriendly Posts: 263 Member
    Doing anything you know your partner won't approve is cheating
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Dude... you mother-in-law should have nothing to do with your definition of infidelity.

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  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Eating ain't cheating... as long as you're within your calorie limits.

    Are we talking about something else? My bad.
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    Picking the lock on the handcuffs and escaping when I'm not looking.

    Never again....NEVER again!! :grumble: :grumble:

    I'm sorry. I'll get back in my cage.

    It won't be the same...but...I'll just learn to live with it.

    If you spank me, I'll never do it again!
  • BarbellApprentice
    BarbellApprentice Posts: 486 Member
    "But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart." - Jesus

    Just one guy's definition.. Do what you will with it.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Cheating is anything you wouldn't want your SO doing

    ^ this or anything you wouldn't want your SO finding out about

    Word...
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    "But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart." - Jesus

    Just one guy's definition.. Do what you will with it.

    Good thing Jesus isn't real.





    Now let's get this party started.

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