Your MFP Crush, please do tell.

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  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    I used to crush on hayleyd516

    too bad you deleted me then

    you deleted me!

    You told me you deleted her! I told you if we were going to have this baby together you couldn't be running around with her. WTF!@!@!

    WTF DUDE< WTF

    Don't be mad at me because I told her about us. You should have told her. Im not even sure I want to have this baby with you any more.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    i don't crush.....it's violent and leads to asphyxiation.

    I prefer to wrap my legs around lovingly, squeeze hard and yet gently, push your head down with the flat palm of my hand while I squirm, writhe and scream out your name...

    but crush?

    Nah.

    Reading that was the best sex I've had in months.
    :noway: :frown: :flowerforyou:
    Great, now what am I supposed to do? Stuck at work for four more hours still.

    Me too ugh :sad:
    **checks clock** dang.
    tumblr_m6s00kXjjq1qkurq6o1_500.gif
    gatsby2.jpg

    uh oh...what is this feeling...someone please explain to me crush? does it feel like a kegel and a slight fever at the same time?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I used to crush on hayleyd516

    too bad you deleted me then

    you deleted me!

    I did not! wait did I? I didn't mean to!

    A woman admitted when she was wrong.......the world has crumbled.

    If women had cards, her woman card would be revoked for breaking their code.

    please see a couple pages back. I proved one of the smartest members of the site wrong on his african geography and made him grovel. I will take my card back.

    Jeez, just print it out and frame it already. :angry:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I don't want to be crushed. I want to be adored!

    I thought you wanted to be gagged? Now adored too?!

    Too high maintenance.
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    I don't want to be crushed. I want to be adored!
    I adore your user name. :heart:
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  • SmileCozYouCan
    SmileCozYouCan Posts: 315 Member
    He knows. Totally.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    hello

    ...is it me you're looking for?
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I don't want to be crushed. I want to be adored!
    I adore your user name. :heart:

    It's a start :love:
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    Yikes! I'm glad I'm not on anyones "crush list" too much Drama going on rite now!

    I can't handle it!!
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Yikes! I'm glad I'm not on anyones "crush list" too much Drama going on rite now!

    I can't handle it!!

    I forget why I deemed you uncrushable.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    hello

    ...is it me you're looking for?

    Yes.

    ...and i wonder where you are...images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkb6w6ElSE0ic2EDSGOW2T1hxS5fZbzM_WSN3tqGQ5mjzzVhNrGQ
  • b3st
    b3st Posts: 1,350 Member
    It's getting a bit serious in here
  • aljharvey
    aljharvey Posts: 73 Member
    This is interesting!
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Hayleyd516, CallMeCupcakeDammit, MizTerry and SoVictorious!--Those are my platonic, female friend crushes. Love you ladies. :heart:

    As for the guys, I am pretty damn blunt about that, so there is no need to name names. :wink:
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    I used to crush on hayleyd516

    too bad you deleted me then

    you deleted me!

    I did not! wait did I? I didn't mean to!

    A woman admitted when she was wrong.......the world has crumbled.

    If women had cards, her woman card would be revoked for breaking their code.

    please see a couple pages back. I proved one of the smartest members of the site wrong on his african geography and made him grovel. I will take my card back.

    Jeez, just print it out and frame it already. :angry:

    I already did, but it's too big for my frame :frown:

    oh, you mean your incorrect post?
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    Who knew there would be drama lol

    Internet affairs...they never end well...someone usually gets a virus...
  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
    i don't crush.....it's violent and leads to asphyxiation.

    I prefer to wrap my legs around lovingly, squeeze hard and yet gently, push your head down with the flat palm of my hand while I squirm, writhe and scream out your name...

    but crush?

    Nah.

    Reading that was the best sex I've had in months.
    :noway: :frown: :flowerforyou:
    Great, now what am I supposed to do? Stuck at work for four more hours still.

    Me too ugh :sad:
    **checks clock** dang.
    tumblr_m6s00kXjjq1qkurq6o1_500.gif
    gatsby2.jpg

    uh oh...what is this feeling...someone please explain to me crush? does it feel like a kegel and a slight fever at the same time?
    Yeah pretty much...combined with shivers, goosebumps, the uncontrollable urge to make out with a computer screen, and the inexplicable urge to take selfies and flood their inbox with them.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    It's getting a bit serious in here

    You said that twice.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    Hayleyd516, CallMeCupcakeDammit, MizTerry and SoVictorious!--Those are my platonic, female friend crushes. Love you ladies. :heart:

    As for the guys, I am pretty damn blunt about that, so there is no need to name names. :wink:

    HI MONKEY! :love:
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    Yikes! I'm glad I'm not on anyones "crush list" too much Drama going on rite now!

    I can't handle it!!

    I forget why I deemed you uncrushable.


    I was deemed uncrushable...?!

    Ouch my feels hurt now ..
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  • TallGlassOfQuirky
    TallGlassOfQuirky Posts: 282 Member
    tross0924. Not only is he super sexy, kind, funny, smart, compassionate, playful, responsible, generous, patient, loving, and just incredibly super-de-duper wonderful, he is also mine... and has been for close to a year and a half! :)
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  • They know who they are. ;)
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Hayleyd516, CallMeCupcakeDammit, MizTerry and SoVictorious!--Those are my platonic, female friend crushes. Love you ladies. :heart:

    As for the guys, I am pretty damn blunt about that, so there is no need to name names. :wink:

    HI MONKEY! :love:

    Hussy.
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    That one girl.
    You know.
    No, not her.
    The other one.
    Yeah, her.
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    I used to crush on hayleyd516

    too bad you deleted me then

    oh **** *popcorn*

    pass it over!!:glasses:

    *pulls up extra chair and mooooore popcorn*

    thank you!!

    your ticker won me over :flowerforyou:
  • ajsimyan
    ajsimyan Posts: 177 Member
    I used to crush on hayleyd516

    too bad you deleted me then

    oh **** *popcorn*

    pass it over!!:glasses:

    *pulls up extra chair and mooooore popcorn*

    thank you!!

    your ticker won me over :flowerforyou:

    the number??? or the picture??
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