Your MFP Crush, please do tell.

wheird

hi monkey, it appears we are making everyone jealous with our platonic lady love. I am thinking that means we should not let them watch when we get a little less than platonic later.

You are close to being replaced.

it's ok, I'm just another hussy to you.

... truth.

Goddammit. I was out for lunch too long and lost Hayley again.

All yours

heylookitsval

The only crushing I do is to crush my enemies, to see them driven before me, and the hear the lamentation of their women

arghbowl

hi monkey, it appears we are making everyone jealous with our platonic lady love. I am thinking that means we should not let them watch when we get a little less than platonic later.

You are close to being replaced.

it's ok, I'm just another hussy to you.

... truth.

Goddammit. I was out for lunch too long and lost Hayley again.

All yours

Schweet. I love your sloppy seconds, brah.

ajsimyan

now boys....I could easily just sit in the middle!!

Or on me :flowerforyou:

So, what you are saying is that you will sit in the middle, and i could just sit on you!!??

wheird

hi monkey, it appears we are making everyone jealous with our platonic lady love. I am thinking that means we should not let them watch when we get a little less than platonic later.

You are close to being replaced.

it's ok, I'm just another hussy to you.

... truth.

Goddammit. I was out for lunch too long and lost Hayley again.

All yours

Schweet. I love your sloppy seconds, brah.

Sharing is caring

dianaprince_

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Docmahi

now boys....I could easily just sit in the middle!!

Or on me :flowerforyou:

So, what you are saying is that you will sit in the middle, and i could just sit on you!!??

lmao - im gonna need more popcorn

MityMax96

I can't help but have a crush on Lori on my FL She is so inspiring, and we're planning a photo shoot together one day

she is pretty cool and so are you :drinker: :drinker:

in_the_stars

...and for the record...the only time I hear crush in conjunction with my name it's...

You're

crushing

me...

You are late for picking me up, crown!

MercenaryNoetic26

I finally have a couple mini crushes. They'd never even know it. :glasses:

MyChocolateDiet

i don't crush.....it's violent and leads to asphyxiation.

I prefer to wrap my legs around lovingly, squeeze hard and yet gently, push your head down with the flat palm of my hand while I squirm, writhe and scream out your name...

but crush?

Nah.

Reading that was the best sex I've had in months.

:noway: :frown: :flowerforyou:

Great, now what am I supposed to do? Stuck at work for four more hours still.

Me too ugh :sad:

**checks clock** dang.

uh oh...what is this feeling...someone please explain to me crush? does it feel like a kegel and a slight fever at the same time?

Yeah pretty much...combined with shivers, goosebumps, the uncontrollable urge to make out with a computer screen, and the inexplicable urge to take selfies and flood their inbox with them.

Oh then I haz it. While I'm at it are you seducable with chocolate? or lionel ritchie songs? or both?

MyChocolateDiet

i heard crushes were painful?

they are...have you seen reality/harsh's foot?

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wildcatnyc

Faceoff and AZ_Gato...alas they both live in different states.

ajsimyan

now boys....I could easily just sit in the middle!!

Or on me :flowerforyou:

So, what you are saying is that you will sit in the middle, and i could just sit on you!!??

WOAH YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!?

Didn't know we were together

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arghbowl

hi monkey, it appears we are making everyone jealous with our platonic lady love. I am thinking that means we should not let them watch when we get a little less than platonic later.

You are close to being replaced.

it's ok, I'm just another hussy to you.

... truth.

Goddammit. I was out for lunch too long and lost Hayley again.

All yours

Schweet. I love your sloppy seconds, brah.

Sharing is caring

Clap if you got it!

arghbowl

now boys....I could easily just sit in the middle!!

Or on me :flowerforyou:

So, what you are saying is that you will sit in the middle, and i could just sit on you!!??

WOAH YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!?

Didn't know we were together

No... you can sit on my lap and we can be alone. I'm not sittin next to two other dudes on a couch.... just sayin.

ajsimyan

now boys....I could easily just sit in the middle!!

Or on me :flowerforyou:

So, what you are saying is that you will sit in the middle, and i could just sit on you!!??

WOAH YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!?

Didn't know we were together

No... you can sit on my lap and we can be alone. I'm not sittin next to two other dudes on a couch.... just sayin.

But sharing is caring...lol....I don't like to share though

jamiem1102

I have so many its hard to remember them all! :drinker:

PhoenixStrikes

Faceoff and AZ_Gato...alas they both live in different states.

Good thing AZ_gato and I live so close to one another! :devil:

Mother_Superior

The only crushing I do is to crush my enemies, to see them driven before me, and the hear the lamentation of their women

OMG I loved Kindergarten Cop!

I thought it was a total recall quote. Learn something new everyday!

I loved it when he said "I'll be here" and crashed the wedding in a clown car.

Class Stallone

I watched all those movies with my brother. This guy:

sklarbodds

i don't crush.....it's violent and leads to asphyxiation.

I prefer to wrap my legs around lovingly, squeeze hard and yet gently, push your head down with the flat palm of my hand while I squirm, writhe and scream out your name...

but crush?

Nah.

Reading that was the best sex I've had in months.

:noway: :frown: :flowerforyou:

Great, now what am I supposed to do? Stuck at work for four more hours still.

Me too ugh :sad:

**checks clock** dang.

uh oh...what is this feeling...someone please explain to me crush? does it feel like a kegel and a slight fever at the same time?

Yeah pretty much...combined with shivers, goosebumps, the uncontrollable urge to make out with a computer screen, and the inexplicable urge to take selfies and flood their inbox with them.

Oh then I haz it. While I'm at it are you seducable with chocolate? or lionel ritchie songs? or both?

Either...both might make me lose it.

gmthisfeller

There are some cuties on MFP for sure!

Indeed, but I never say that about myself. Other say it about me.

SoDamnHungry

Shirtless men on my FL.

seltzermint555

mine's ihadabadidea

Because he is my husband

tomwatso

One of mine just spoke.

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heymirth

She deactivated a week ago

MityMax96

She deactivated a week ago

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

just damn.