Your MFP Crush, please do tell.

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    My bro crushes are Fathuman, John, and skullshank. Would cook, fish, and drink beer with.

    :brokenheart: Forever alone. :brokenheart: :cry:
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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    He's not here anymore. But he knows who he is!

    wheird? b/c if so...:laugh: :laugh: :wink:

    What does that mean?


    Don't listen to her, she's drunk!
    original.gif That weird guy was cool when he wasn't harshing on my reality.

    Oh I see. But I wasn't talking about him. He was a nice guy though!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    <<<<< currently accepting applications to be my Mfp crush ❤

    Minimum requirements: funny, good communicator, types 35+ wpm

    IN! <===wrote that in 30 sec's.
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    Ooohhhh.... but I have sooo many! And I dont think they know....:embarassed:

    I crush on my whole FL list... but the guys I am secretly hoping will propose and we can run away and elope are (((Drumroll Please)))

    TX_Thundercat
    cranshinibon
    wantabsguy
    honeytgb
    Coach_t

    They are just soooo sexxxyyyy!!!

    QFT

    There isn't one of us who isn't crushing on TX...

    But according to ScottyNoHotty...I belong to him...someone hand me the lotion...and the basket...
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    <<<<< currently accepting applications to be my Mfp crush ❤

    Minimum requirements: funny, good communicator, types 35+ wpm

    70wpm right here. I know it floods the panties. Aww yeah. :bigsmile:
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    Ooohhhh.... but I have sooo many! And I dont think they know....:embarassed:

    I crush on my whole FL list... but the guys I am secretly hoping will propose and we can run away and elope are (((Drumroll Please)))

    TX_Thundercat
    cranshinibon
    wantabsguy
    honeytgb
    Coach_t

    They are just soooo sexxxyyyy!!!

    First on the list! About time!!!

    I'll send you the bribe money later...
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
    i don't crush.....it's violent and leads to asphyxiation.

    I prefer to wrap my legs around lovingly, squeeze hard and yet gently, push your head down with the flat palm of my hand while I squirm, writhe and scream out your name...

    but crush?

    Nah.

    Reading that was the best sex I've had in months.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    My bro crushes are Fathuman, John, and skullshank. Would cook, fish, and drink beer with.

    You will always love me...we are soul mates

    And skully likes wine... know your man!!! * I do...hi skully :)

    Soulmate status revoked.

    That's harsh

    And so not true
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    He's not here anymore. But he knows who he is!

    wheird? b/c if so...:laugh: :laugh: :wink:

    What does that mean?


    Don't listen to her, she's drunk!
    original.gif That weird guy was cool when he wasn't harshing on my reality.

    Oh I see. But I wasn't talking about him. He was a nice guy though!

    125205.gif
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    mine is santa clause, my other one wants my body but apparently isn't crushing on me so it's over

    Well, now that there's an opening, could I just slide right into that vacant spot?

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    i don't crush.....it's violent and leads to asphyxiation.

    I prefer to wrap my legs around lovingly, squeeze hard and yet gently, push your head down with the flat palm of my hand while I squirm, writhe and scream out your name...

    but crush?

    Nah.

    Reading that was the best sex I've had in months.
    :noway: :frown: :flowerforyou:
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    <<<<< currently accepting applications to be my Mfp crush ❤

    Minimum requirements: funny, good communicator, types 35+ wpm

    70wpm right here. I know it floods the panties. Aww yeah. :bigsmile:

    sorry, you are overqualified :flowerforyou:
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    What's NOT to crush on? Dedicated women getting fit! There will NEVER be a nightclub/Bar with this many hot women


    Oh and She Knows :blushing:
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    Ooohhhh.... but I have sooo many! And I dont think they know....:embarassed:

    I crush on my whole FL list... but the guys I am secretly hoping will propose and we can run away and elope are (((Drumroll Please)))

    TX_Thundercat
    cranshinibon
    wantabsguy
    honeytgb
    Coach_t

    They are just soooo sexxxyyyy!!!

    QFT

    There isn't one of us who isn't crushing on TX...

    But according to ScottyNoHotty...I belong to him...someone hand me the lotion...and the basket...


    I know my crushes are soooooo crushable everyone wants them :laugh:

    No running away and eloping for me!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Bellairon
    Firstsip
    Yoovie
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
    I can assure you that no one is crushing on me.
    Feel free to send me a message otherwise, secret admirer.

    As for me, she definitely is aware.

    hmmmm
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    He's not here anymore. But he knows who he is!

    wheird? b/c if so...:laugh: :laugh: :wink:

    What does that mean?


    Don't listen to her, she's drunk!
    original.gif That weird guy was cool when he wasn't harshing on my reality.

    Oh I see. But I wasn't talking about him. He was a nice guy though!

    125205.gif


    What happened to Wheird?
  • mortyfit
    mortyfit Posts: 354 Member
    i don't crush.....it's violent and leads to asphyxiation.

    I prefer to wrap my legs around lovingly, squeeze hard and yet gently, push your head down with the flat palm of my hand while I squirm, writhe and scream out your name...

    but crush?

    Nah.

    Reading that was the best sex I've had in months.
    :noway: :frown: :flowerforyou:
    Great, now what am I supposed to do? Stuck at work for four more hours still.
  • TripleRadiance275
    TripleRadiance275 Posts: 148 Member
    What is this high school? I don't crush, I lust.
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    Mine is Ellieover, yum yum


    !!!!! :heart: :blushing: :love: damn I am lucky! I <3 you so much Zack!
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    <<<<< currently accepting applications to be my Mfp crush ❤

    Minimum requirements: funny, good communicator, types 35+ wpm

    IN! <===wrote that in 30 sec's.


    But are you a smart *kitten*? That is also important.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    *scans for name* gahh :cry:

    too many hotties on my FL to name them all - and if i start naming people I will get annihilated for leaving anybody out lmao

    casper for sure though

    Oooooo.. crushed
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    Ooohhhh.... but I have sooo many! And I dont think they know....:embarassed:

    I crush on my whole FL list... but the guys I am secretly hoping will propose and we can run away and elope are (((Drumroll Please)))

    TX_Thundercat
    cranshinibon
    wantabsguy
    honeytgb
    Coach_t

    They are just soooo sexxxyyyy!!!

    First on the list! About time!!!

    I'll send you the bribe money later...

    You know what you promised me in exchange for the number one spot.... and it wasn’t cash. So pay up! :smooched:
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
    I was going to say OP because she is a pretty good tipper.

    But the real crush, well she knows who she is...

    How you doing baby? You get those new pics I sent? You're not going to show these to anyone though right? Remember you promised!
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    i don't crush.....it's violent and leads to asphyxiation.

    I prefer to wrap my legs around lovingly, squeeze hard and yet gently, push your head down with the flat palm of my hand while I squirm, writhe and scream out your name...

    but crush?

    Nah.

    Reading that was the best sex I've had in months.
    :noway: :frown: :flowerforyou:
    Great, now what am I supposed to do? Stuck at work for four more hours still.

    Me too ugh :sad:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    He's not here anymore. But he knows who he is!

    wheird? b/c if so...:laugh: :laugh: :wink:

    What does that mean?


    Don't listen to her, she's drunk!
    original.gif That weird guy was cool when he wasn't harshing on my reality.

    Oh I see. But I wasn't talking about him. He was a nice guy though!

    125205.gif


    What happened to Wheird?

    I hear he went on a missionary trip to South Africa.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    My bro crushes are Fathuman, John, and skullshank. Would cook, fish, and drink beer with.

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  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    <<<<< currently accepting applications to be my Mfp crush ❤

    Minimum requirements: funny, good communicator, types 35+ wpm



    Brb...I found an online site to test my apptitude
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    I was going to say OP because she is a pretty good tipper.

    But the real crush, well she knows who she is...

    How you doing baby? You get those new pics I sent? You're not going to show these to anyone though right? Remember you promised!

    No, they will stay between us. Don't worry :flowerforyou:

    But please stop calling me "she" as it is very emasculating
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