An Ode to a Muffin

sunnshhiine

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RN514

Ode to an Androgynous Nurse

What precisely is an RN514?
Does it lean happy or does it fall mean?
Is it's reality as a young drag queen?

All of these questions befall me, but still
I tease and prod it until it's quite shrill
Yet it makes me bite into a little blue pill

If it's a man, I'll buy it a purse
A shiny new, leathery, polished up murse
In hopes of removing my humpty dance curse

If it is not, I'd nuzzle it's feckles
From the tip of it's feet all up to its neckles
Overlook even the bama-est of heckles

Pasty and pale, her elders were seamen
And farmers and drinkers and assuredly freemen
From such a stock her skin it is beamin'

And yet I'm not sure, the face doesn't matches
Her username sadly, it lacks and it catches
Though once was a doctor called Adams, Patches

Perhaps if I enunciated
And removed my thoughts from the fornicated
This question of names would be placated

Until question's at rest, sweet torment continues
Carrying on in the sanest of venues
A hospital bed, replete with bad menus

You are quite amazingly nerdy, my dear!:flowerforyou:

mister_universe

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There's an application process. And hidden fees.

mister_universe

OP appears to be hiding things in the muffins. Sneaky.

Well that was a rather unflattering representation.

Cali_Chica

be my best friend...?

There's an application process. And hidden fees.

Understatement of the year.