Crazy Neighbor Chronicles
WeepingAngel81
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The bat *kitten* crazy continues so I thought I would get some more of your awesome suggestions on tormenting my neighbor! I have no idea how to link the other thread or else I would.
I, once again, got accused of trying to seduce my neighbors husband. This time though, she text another neighbor who also thinks she's crazy, to tell her all about my slutty ways lol.
Here's what happened. I usually fall asleep on my couch then move to bed. Last night was no different. This time I wake up to someone knocking on my door. It's after 10 so I was going to ignore it. Then the door bell rang. I am irritated so I go see who it is before they wake my kids. I'm not wearing any lingerie nor am I nude. I am wearing shorty shorts, a tank and no bra. I have a window next to my door, and here is my neighbors husband waving back at me.
I'm confused so I open the door. He has a tub of clothing. It's a tub I gave his wife to look through months ago when I first moved in. Their daughter is a size smaller than mine. Anyway, after what seemed like an eternity of stuttering he finaly explains that she wanted him to bring the tub back for me. I say "at 10 whatever at night??" he says "Who knows...I just do as she asks" he then set the tote down and left. Didn't even step foot into my house.
This morning I get texts from the other neighbor forwarded to me. It was from crazy neighbor saying how she "couldn't believe how any mother would act like that with kids in the house. Answering the door half naked! She already warned me not to come on to her husband and here I am talking to him in seductive PJ's and not even wearing a bra!" Oh the horror! Maybe next time I should wear footie PJ's :laugh:
I'm thinking a thank you note and a picture of me in lingerie from Victoria's secret is in order :devil:
I, once again, got accused of trying to seduce my neighbors husband. This time though, she text another neighbor who also thinks she's crazy, to tell her all about my slutty ways lol.
Here's what happened. I usually fall asleep on my couch then move to bed. Last night was no different. This time I wake up to someone knocking on my door. It's after 10 so I was going to ignore it. Then the door bell rang. I am irritated so I go see who it is before they wake my kids. I'm not wearing any lingerie nor am I nude. I am wearing shorty shorts, a tank and no bra. I have a window next to my door, and here is my neighbors husband waving back at me.
I'm confused so I open the door. He has a tub of clothing. It's a tub I gave his wife to look through months ago when I first moved in. Their daughter is a size smaller than mine. Anyway, after what seemed like an eternity of stuttering he finaly explains that she wanted him to bring the tub back for me. I say "at 10 whatever at night??" he says "Who knows...I just do as she asks" he then set the tote down and left. Didn't even step foot into my house.
This morning I get texts from the other neighbor forwarded to me. It was from crazy neighbor saying how she "couldn't believe how any mother would act like that with kids in the house. Answering the door half naked! She already warned me not to come on to her husband and here I am talking to him in seductive PJ's and not even wearing a bra!" Oh the horror! Maybe next time I should wear footie PJ's :laugh:
I'm thinking a thank you note and a picture of me in lingerie from Victoria's secret is in order :devil:
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She must have been cheated on by him.
SHE'S NUTZO!!!0 -
I approve of your method of torture.0
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My suggestion is write a book. I would read it.0
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She must have been cheated on by him.
SHE'S NUTZO!!!
Seriously! She obviously has my number as stated in the pervious thread. She couldn't have called to warn me he was coming over? I would've put my robe on at least lol0 -
My suggestion is write a book. I would read it.
Funny you say that! I started a book once, as suggested by my friends, about some of the residents in an apartment community I worked for. No way I could ever get it published because they would probably know it was them, but there were some doozy's!0 -
Also, here's the link: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1150362-lock-up-yo-husbands0
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Just for fun (of course) send a text to the neighbor ranting about how crazy ladies hubby knocked on your window in the middle of the night yet again.... He really needs to stop knocking, you need your beauty rest, so you can keep stealing hubbies from their bat-s!@#-crazy wives!!! :laugh: :devil: :laugh: :devil:0
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I believe that should be on a christmas card sent to her!! haha, geesh, I thought my neighbors were nutzo!!! Good luck with that chick! :-D0
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Just for fun (of course) send a text to the neighbor ranting about how crazy ladies hubby knocked on your window in the middle of the night yet again.... He really needs to stop knocking, you need your beauty rest, so you can keep stealing hubbies from their bat-s!@#-crazy wives!!! :laugh: :devil: :laugh: :devil:
You....I like you!0 -
Just for fun (of course) send a text to the neighbor ranting about how crazy ladies hubby knocked on your window in the middle of the night yet again.... He really needs to stop knocking, you need your beauty rest, so you can keep stealing hubbies from their bat-s!@#-crazy wives!!! :laugh: :devil: :laugh: :devil:
You....I like you!
Thank you, thank you very much
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honestly, at this point you should sleep with her husband. Seems like the logical course of action0
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sounds like middle school drama. I wouldn't acknowledge it, but that's me.0
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honestly, at this point you should sleep with her husband. Seems like the logical course of action
Can't stop laughing at the EWWW hahaha! I am having more fun just driving her crazy at the thought of it.0 -
Sounds like she may have a mental illness.
Any retaliation will probably just make the situation worse.
Are you able to avoid her more?
Maybe not answer the door, phone calls, and texts?
She will probably become bored and find somebody wiling to take her bait to bother.0 -
Just for fun (of course) send a text to the neighbor ranting about how crazy ladies hubby knocked on your window in the middle of the night yet again.... He really needs to stop knocking, you need your beauty rest, so you can keep stealing hubbies from their bat-s!@#-crazy wives!!! :laugh: :devil: :laugh: :devil:
You....I like you!
Ya what ever...Just stay away from her husband!
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It is crazy that he even came over so late and then told his wife what you were wearing. They are both nuts.0
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Next time it's after 10 at night and he's at the door ringing, text her and ask her to come retrieve her husband. He sounds like a stray dog coming to the neighbor's for scraps (not that you are scraps
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Ahh. Nebraska. The *kitten* state.
I can totally see this.0 -
I would have brought wine with the tub-o-clothes and made my play. Just guessing that you’re a tad hotter than his wife.0
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Sounds like she may have a mental illness.
Any retaliation will probably just make the situation worse.
Are you able to avoid her more?
Maybe not answer the door, phone calls, and texts?
She will probably become bored and find somebody wiling to take her bait to bother.
Eh, maybe. I'm not going out of my way to spend any time with these people. I'm usually not even home until after 8pm and gone most of the weekend, so I do avoid her pertty well already. For now though, it's failry entertaining, and comeing up with "ideas" to torment are all in good fun. I would never go out of my way to torment her, but the thought of it is entertaining!0 -
Call her at 12am on a Saturday, claiming her husband is over there and you want her to see it..
do this every few days, she will get the hint.0 -
Ahh. Nebraska. The *kitten* state.
I can totally see this.
You totally get me lol. I didn't grow up here though so maybe she's the normal one and I'm just crazy0 -
She totally set you up in order to gossip. Why would she send her husband over at 10pm?0
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Just for fun (of course) send a text to the neighbor ranting about how crazy ladies hubby knocked on your window in the middle of the night yet again.... He really needs to stop knocking, you need your beauty rest, so you can keep stealing hubbies from their bat-s!@#-crazy wives!!! :laugh: :devil: :laugh: :devil:
You....I like you!
Ya what ever...Just stay away from her husband!
Um....I never intended to go after her husband. Please read the previous thread. Someone else copied and pasted it above you. This started with an assumption she made about me using online dating and stating that most men online are married.0 -
(if you really want to set this woman off)
go to good will... buy a few pairs of thongs
then wait until the window in a car is down and toss a pair in... put a pair in an envelope, stick it in the mailbox.. wait til summer and then toss a pair in the back yard..
oh and sign him up for a magazine subscription (housewives or bdsm)
or simply..
write a letter to him, sign it from your other neighbor. :devil:
sit back..profit.0 -
Just for fun (of course) send a text to the neighbor ranting about how crazy ladies hubby knocked on your window in the middle of the night yet again.... He really needs to stop knocking, you need your beauty rest, so you can keep stealing hubbies from their bat-s!@#-crazy wives!!! :laugh: :devil: :laugh: :devil:
You....I like you!
Ya what ever...Just stay away from her husband!
Um....I never intended to go after her husband. Please read the previous thread. Someone else copied and pasted it above you. This started with an assumption she made about me using online dating and stating that most men online are married.
I think we she was joking.0 -
Just for fun (of course) send a text to the neighbor ranting about how crazy ladies hubby knocked on your window in the middle of the night yet again.... He really needs to stop knocking, you need your beauty rest, so you can keep stealing hubbies from their bat-s!@#-crazy wives!!! :laugh: :devil: :laugh: :devil:
You....I like you!
Ya what ever...Just stay away from her husband!
Um....I never intended to go after her husband. Please read the previous thread. Someone else copied and pasted it above you. This started with an assumption she made about me using online dating and stating that most men online are married.
I think we she was joking.
That was my thought, too.0 -
She totally set you up in order to gossip. Why would she send her husband over at 10pm?
This is very bizarre. I'd keep my distance from them.0 -
(if you really want to set this woman off)
go to good will... buy a few pairs of thongs
then wait until the window in a car is down and toss a pair in... put a pair in an envelope, stick it in the mailbox.. wait til summer and then toss a pair in the back yard..
oh and sign him up for a magazine subscription (housewives or bdsm)
or simply..
write a letter to him, sign it from your other neighbor. :devil:
sit back..profit.
I'm stuck on goodwill and thongs. Do they really sell that stuff there? Better yet, how do you have such knowledge. There must be a fun story in there somewhere!0 -
Just for fun (of course) send a text to the neighbor ranting about how crazy ladies hubby knocked on your window in the middle of the night yet again.... He really needs to stop knocking, you need your beauty rest, so you can keep stealing hubbies from their bat-s!@#-crazy wives!!! :laugh: :devil: :laugh: :devil:
You....I like you!
Ya what ever...Just stay away from her husband!
Um....I never intended to go after her husband. Please read the previous thread. Someone else copied and pasted it above you. This started with an assumption she made about me using online dating and stating that most men online are married.
I think we she was joking.
That was my thought, too.
Oh! Sorry I didn't want anyone to think I was really going after someone's husband!0
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