Crazy Neighbor Chronicles

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  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    How long have they been your neighbour?

    Since August. When I first moved in, I was dating someone. As soon as I become single she got real crazy lol

    Maybe you remind her of someone she hates, because she seems to be setting you up. And her hubby must be a real dufus to follow along to bring you the basket at 10 at night. Surely he can't be that gormless lol.

    Maybe you could mention to her, in front of people, what a wonderful person you think she is for being such an intense member of neighbourhood watch.....since she's watching you 24/7. Now that is dedication...and you'd like to present her with this award.............lmao

    You are fabulous! I love that idea!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    BTW it's obvious that hubby went home and stirred her up.

    Shorty shorts and braless tee?? :love: OHHHH BAY-BEE - SATAN STAND BEHIND ME! (just not too close) :laugh:

    Yeah, I agree. How else would she know details. And what is he doing commenting on the fact that you aren't wearing a bra in your own home, at 10 pm. And did she send him over? Or did he just say that? What is he saying to her at home? I have encountered couples like this before. In which the guy has a roaming eye for much younger women (he in his 50's, the women in their 20's), and he stirs the wife up, then she gets all mad at the unsuspecting woman that the guy is pestering. When really the woman just wants the guy to buzz off (because she's married with kids and he's just some Dad at her children's preschool). Eventually the wife realizes what's actually going on, though (because it's so ridiculously obvious). Ok, this is just one guy in particular that I'm talking about.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    yeah this woman has the hots for you I bet she spent an hour drilling him on the description of your unbra'ed chestal area and how short your shorts were. LOL, her poor p-ssy whipped husband.

    I think you just need to go all out warfare...slut it up! If youre gonna be accused of sluttin around might as well make it happen.
  • Kirstyw871
    Kirstyw871 Posts: 216 Member
    My old neighbour used to always complain about my son playing too loudly.
    Once he got drunk and decided to come bang on my door at 12am complaining because my child was crying (he woke up crying)

    I told him if I ever knocked on my door again i'd answer it with a cricket bat. I never saw or heard from him again.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Human interaction is often like a game of catch. She throws the ball, you catch it and throw it back. She wants to engage you emotionally. If you wanna really nail her deny this loser. Leave the ball on the ground for her to pick up.

    She needs your reaction for validation. Indifference is the ultimate weapon. Take the high road; deny her the attention & kill her with class. Why torment an emotionally handicapped cripple?


    or you could do this and continue to be a grown up

    but that's no fun!!!
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    My old neighbour used to always complain about my son playing too loudly.
    Once he got drunk and decided to come bang on my door at 12am complaining because my child was crying (he woke up crying)

    I told him if I ever knocked on my door again i'd answer it with a cricket bat. I never saw or heard from him again.

    Maybe I should threaten to answer wearing tassles :laugh: :drinker:
  • Kirstyw871
    Kirstyw871 Posts: 216 Member
    My old neighbour used to always complain about my son playing too loudly.
    Once he got drunk and decided to come bang on my door at 12am complaining because my child was crying (he woke up crying)

    I told him if I ever knocked on my door again i'd answer it with a cricket bat. I never saw or heard from him again.

    Maybe I should threaten to answer wearing tassles :laugh: :drinker:

    Answer naked!!
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    My neighbor called the DEA on us complaining that we have a marijuana grow op in our basement. This was only a few weeks to a month ago.
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    please dress up again in the same outfit and take a picture of yourself and email it to lonelyitguy@yahoo.com for me to make a better informed judgement.

    thanks

    not a lonely it guy
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    My old neighbour used to always complain about my son playing too loudly.
    Once he got drunk and decided to come bang on my door at 12am complaining because my child was crying (he woke up crying)

    I told him if I ever knocked on my door again i'd answer it with a cricket bat. I never saw or heard from him again.

    No offense but that was rude. Violence is never the answer.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    My neighbor called the DEA on us complaining that we have a marijuana grow op in our basement. This was only a few weeks to a month ago.

    whoa what happened? We had busts in Vegas that resulted in innocent people being killed because of stuff like that.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    My old neighbour used to always complain about my son playing too loudly.
    Once he got drunk and decided to come bang on my door at 12am complaining because my child was crying (he woke up crying)

    I told him if I ever knocked on my door again i'd answer it with a cricket bat. I never saw or heard from him again.

    No offense but that was rude. Violence is never the answer.

    But what if I accidently smack him in the face with the aforementioned tassles?
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    My neighbor called the DEA on us complaining that we have a marijuana grow op in our basement. This was only a few weeks to a month ago.

    Wow! that is crazy! And scary! The conclusions some people jump to are shocking (even in my case) but I try to make light of it. However, I don't think there is anything laughable in what you went through. What a mess. I hope that neighbor of yours backs off!
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    My neighbor called the DEA on us complaining that we have a marijuana grow op in our basement. This was only a few weeks to a month ago.

    whoa what happened? We had busts in Vegas that resulted in innocent people being killed because of stuff like that.

    LOL I live in Canada. They had no warrant so we invited them in to take a look around (after checking their badge and ID). Lot's of apologies and laughs.
  • Kirstyw871
    Kirstyw871 Posts: 216 Member
    My old neighbour used to always complain about my son playing too loudly.
    Once he got drunk and decided to come bang on my door at 12am complaining because my child was crying (he woke up crying)

    I told him if I ever knocked on my door again i'd answer it with a cricket bat. I never saw or heard from him again.

    No offense but that was rude. Violence is never the answer.

    I find someone knocking on my door at midnight rude, but y'know.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    My old neighbour used to always complain about my son playing too loudly.
    Once he got drunk and decided to come bang on my door at 12am complaining because my child was crying (he woke up crying)

    I told him if I ever knocked on my door again i'd answer it with a cricket bat. I never saw or heard from him again.

    No offense but that was rude. Violence is never the answer.

    I find someone knocking on my door at midnight rude, but y'know.

    Yeah, say whatever will stop that behavior!
  • Bownzi
    Bownzi Posts: 423 Member
    Yup WACKED!!!! Or you could find one of those "A Chhristmas Story's" Pink bunny PJ's... Of course she might think thats what Playboy bunnies wear...then the rumors would really fly...LOL
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    question...How much had you had to drink?

    question #2...Are you POSITIVE it was a tub of clothing?

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  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    question...How much had you had to drink?

    question #2...Are you POSITIVE it was a tub of clothing?

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    Ha! No drinks. But I was half asleep. There is a tub of clothing still sitting in my front walkway. Maybe I should've been paying attention to what was going on behind the tub of clothing. It was being carried at just the right height!
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    My old neighbour used to always complain about my son playing too loudly.
    Once he got drunk and decided to come bang on my door at 12am complaining because my child was crying (he woke up crying)

    I told him if I ever knocked on my door again i'd answer it with a cricket bat. I never saw or heard from him again.

    No offense but that was rude. Violence is never the answer.

    actually it's almost always a viable answer. Really hard to have a come back when your the one lying on the ground.

    I almost shot my own roommate who broke into our own house at 3 AM one night.

    Fcker.


    I agree- she's egging you on and hubby isn't helping. Clearly something else going on.

    I'm nasty- I would make it awful by wearing even MORE ridiculous things. I wouldn't engage her- but I would sure as hell stir the pot.
  • Lauren8239
    Lauren8239 Posts: 1,039 Member
    My neighbor called the DEA on us complaining that we have a marijuana grow op in our basement. This was only a few weeks to a month ago.

    whoa what happened? We had busts in Vegas that resulted in innocent people being killed because of stuff like that.

    LOL I live in Canada. They had no warrant so we invited them in to take a look around (after checking their badge and ID). Lot's of apologies and laughs.

    I love being Canadian. Things rarely end violently.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    My old neighbour used to always complain about my son playing too loudly.
    Once he got drunk and decided to come bang on my door at 12am complaining because my child was crying (he woke up crying)

    I told him if I ever knocked on my door again i'd answer it with a cricket bat. I never saw or heard from him again.

    No offense but that was rude. Violence is never the answer.

    actually it's almost always a viable answer. Really hard to have a come back when your the one lying on the ground.

    I almost shot my own roommate who broke into our own house at 3 AM one night.

    Fcker.


    I agree- she's egging you on and hubby isn't helping. Clearly something else going on.

    I'm nasty- I would make it awful by wearing even MORE ridiculous things. I wouldn't engage her- but I would sure as hell stir the pot.

    I'm not the violent type. Pretty laid back. Like you though, I just love having opportunites to watch her get crazy! I won't seek it out, but when it happens I like to make it good!
  • Blacklance36
    Blacklance36 Posts: 755 Member
    Tell her its not your job to control her man.

    Maybe she isn't looking after him properly and thinks he should suffer "without". That never works. LOL
  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
    These are the kind of neighbors that would make me want to throw a party, but have it be a pimp/hooker party, everyone has to come looking like they are working a street corner and then pop some popcorn and watch her head explode as the guests arrive.

    :drinker: :laugh: :laugh:
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    question...How much had you had to drink?

    question #2...Are you POSITIVE it was a tub of clothing?

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    Ha! No drinks. But I was half asleep. There is a tub of clothing still sitting in my front walkway. Maybe I should've been paying attention to what was going on behind the tub of clothing. It was being carried at just the right height!

    After further contemplation, and a suggestion from a fellow MFP'r it probably wasn't a d!ck in the box.....to was more a chub in the tub :laugh:

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