Never trust a big butt and a smile...

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IwearBatmanUndies
IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
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That girl is poison...True story tho, majority of the women Ive met who fit this physical description are far from trust worthy. They live and scheme through Facebook messenger,MFP and IG. Try to sell you the I'm innocent and lonely game but when out with her in public, everybody and their mother knows her on first name basis,...For you fellas out there, make sure you run a carfax on her if you suspect shes been handed out like sundays paper.

P.S.(mods) No offense meant, just venting.
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  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    You're way too beautiful girl
    That's why it'll never work
    You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
    When you say it's over
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    :lightbulb goes on in head:


    Hofax
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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    Oh, why so bitter? We're not all bad.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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    Dang ... I'm out then I guess
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    this thread...

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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    LOL carfax on her...nice!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    :devil:

    I must warn yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Well, it's genetic, you know. The same genes that cause big butted girls to smile also compel them to scheme and cheat. Don't judge. They can't help it. (And apparently makes them have sex a lot? Did I have sex with every person who knows my name???)

    Now, if you want to help, I'm setting up a charity to remedy this ailment. I can message you the PayPal account.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    Well yes... :laugh:
  • 6ronXtreme9
    6ronXtreme9 Posts: 416 Member
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    batman never trusted catwoman!!
  • kdaxon
    kdaxon Posts: 340 Member
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    Thats why I always say trust a small butt and a frown. IJS.
  • IwearBatmanUndies
    IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
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    batman never trusted catwoman!!

    LMAO! he loved that chic, but couldnt trust her as far as he could throw her

    @ daxon In flat butts we trust
  • alywei37
    alywei37 Posts: 45
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    Hum, well I am honest Abe so, I guess I should start smiling less...
    (Cant lose the butt, I tried.)
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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  • WhisperAnne
    WhisperAnne Posts: 453
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    I find this offensive as I have a large rear, but I'm not slutty nor do I hurt people. Not all women are like that. You need better taste in women.:mad:
  • DoingitWell
    DoingitWell Posts: 560 Member
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    *Dancing really hard* I love that song....Now I have to listen to it right NOW!~
  • W0rthless_Her0
    W0rthless_Her0 Posts: 121
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    Oh, why so bitter? We're not all bad.

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  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



    Hey, the girls that have to squat to have a nice *kitten*... their priorities are in place :bigsmile:
  • 99clmsntgr
    99clmsntgr Posts: 777 Member
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    Mix-A-Lot does not approve of this topic.

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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Mix-A-Lot does not approve of this topic.

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    He likes big butts, but he never mentions a smile. Hmmmm ...
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