Never trust a big butt and a smile...

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  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    I find this offensive as I have a large rear, but I'm not slutty nor do I hurt people. Not all women are like that. You need better taste in women.:mad:

    Agree with the above.

    It seems that the women you are discribing have one more item in common...they dated you.

    It might be you that is the problem and not them....

    Don't be a hater........

    Just one old man's opinion......
  • IwearBatmanUndies
    IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
    :lightbulb goes on in head:


    Hofax

    I have documentation providing evidence that I coined this term somewhat 4 months ago. Just saying for copyright purposes.
  • WhisperAnne
    WhisperAnne Posts: 453 Member
    I find this offensive as I have a large rear, but I'm not slutty nor do I hurt people. Not all women are like that. You need better taste in women.:mad:

    Agree with the above.

    It seems that the women you are discibing have one more item in common...they dated you.

    It might be you that is the problem and not them....

    Don't be a hater........

    Just one old man's opinion......

    ^^^^ This
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    YES YES Write that down!!!

    "Show me da HoFax... oh wait says this ones been in a rear-end collision" :sad: :laugh:

    You can't trust a woman who has been rear ended repeatedly.

    Even I know that!
  • ZealousMissJJ
    ZealousMissJJ Posts: 454 Member
    Awwww... Since I have a big butt and a smile, I must be a lying slut. Good to know!
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
    This should be a fun thread to watch
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I find this offensive as I have a large rear, but I'm not slutty nor do I hurt people. Not all women are like that. You need better taste in women.:mad:

    I don't want a woman with Good Taste; I want a woman that tastes good.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    :lightbulb goes on in head:


    Hofax

    I have documentation providing evidence that I coined this term somewhat 4 months ago. Just saying for copyright purposes.

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  • DoingitWell
    DoingitWell Posts: 560 Member
    You probably should change your social environment or try big butted and smiling men :tongue: :laugh:


    No way, I married a man with a big high booty. This divorce is taking forever!!!!!!!!!!
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Ummm... that describes me and I'm very trustworthy!!! :heart: :heart: :heart:

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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    That girl is poison...True story tho, majority of the women Ive met who fit this physical description are far from trust worthy. They live and scheme through Facebook messenger,MFP and IG. Try to sell you the I'm innocent and lonely game but when out with her in public, everybody and their mother knows her on first name basis,...For you fellas out there, make sure you run a carfax on her if you suspect shes been handed out like sundays paper.

    P.S.(mods) No offense meant, just venting.
    - Yet to prove otherwise-

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  • IwearBatmanUndies
    IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
    Awwww... Since I have a big butt and a smile, I must be a lying slut. Good to know!

    Duly noted?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Awwww... Since I have a big butt and a smile, I must be a lying slut. Good to know!
    The first step to recovery is admitting the problem.
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    How do you know a woman with a big butt and a smile is lying?

    Her lips are moving...
  • gmoneycole
    gmoneycole Posts: 813 Member
    Ha ha ha ha! Great thread.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    women are EVIL.period.
    careful. tread gently.
    we will eat you all up and spit u out.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I find this offensive as I have a large rear, but I'm not slutty nor do I hurt people. Not all women are like that. You need better taste in women.:mad:

    I don't want a woman with Good Taste; I want a woman that tastes good.
    I think you are my Dad.......def once again

    Was your Mom in the Southern California area back in the 70's or 80's?
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    we will eat you all up and spit u out.

    You make that sound like a bad thing...
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    we will eat you all up and spit u out.

    You make that sound like a bad thing...
    I'm petty sure men prefer we don't spit.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Ummm... that describes me and I'm very trustworthy!!! :heart: :heart: :heart:


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  • Slacker16
    Slacker16 Posts: 1,184 Member
    Did you make this thread in order to identify the big booty girls on MFP? Because it's working.
    Friend requests on the way.
  • IwearBatmanUndies
    IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
    I find this offensive as I have a large rear, but I'm not slutty nor do I hurt people. Not all women are like that. You need better taste in women.:mad:

    I don't want a woman with Good Taste; I want a woman that tastes good.

    Master, teach me your ways!

    @ waster, not even 1, just a lot of hellfire.
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    we will eat you all up and spit u out.

    You make that sound like a bad thing...
    I'm petty sure men prefer we don't spit.

    You clearly have impeccable manners!
  • xSirensSong
    xSirensSong Posts: 615 Member
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    Oh, don't mind me. Big-butted-smiler, just here to watch the action. :flowerforyou:
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    we will eat you all up and spit u out.

    You make that sound like a bad thing...
    I'm petty sure men prefer we don't spit.

    You clearly have impeccable manners!
    Ladylike in every way.
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    we will eat you all up and spit u out.

    You make that sound like a bad thing...
    I'm petty sure men prefer we don't spit.

    You clearly have impeccable manners!
    Ladylike in every way.

    Without seeing your butt I have no way to know if you are telling the truth or not!

    Hey, I wonder if I could do that in a business context? "Well, the due diligence is all in order and the projections look solid. Now, if I could just see you butt..."
  • ZealousMissJJ
    ZealousMissJJ Posts: 454 Member
    Awwww... Since I have a big butt and a smile, I must be a lying slut. Good to know!

    Duly noted?

    This thread just said everything about you anyone should ever need to know. The problem here seems to be YOU. You don't strike me as an honest type yourself either.
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    When you keep dating the same person over and over again, perhaps YOU are the problem. Food for thought.
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
    I've been lied to by so many women with all different size butts!

    Sadly, I'll never trust again.
  • thinin2014now
    thinin2014now Posts: 15
    You are what you eat. You are the company you keep. Never trust a big butt and a smile. For some, it only lasts a while. BatmanUndies wasn't prepared for the apple bottom. That nice round booty and sexy smile got em'. He could tell the girl was nice and had class. But the only thing on his mind was her nice round a.. Guys who go for just looks should beware. There's more to a woman than her derrière. Women with class probably don't hang out near BatmanUndies. So listen close and spread the message to your buddies: Aretha said it best, women want respect. Gentleman please keep your ego in check. Cause there's nothing worse than dating a loser with no class. Up your standards, and get rid of the trash.
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