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  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
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    i tore the tag off a pillow

    You are going to JAIL!!
  • benniesmother
    benniesmother Posts: 269 Member
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    I have feelings for someone I've never met in person.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    I couldn't find my shoes, so put on another pair :grumble: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
    Off to run now. :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
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    I am finding it hard to get back in gear with my calorie logging.

    I feel all fat.

    Guys think it's fun to only ask me out in January when...I feel all fat.

    I am seriously considering turning this guy down for a date because...I feel all fat.

    *goes to eat a cookie and feel all fat*
  • kdb247
    kdb247 Posts: 326 Member
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    I feel like blasting my music and dancing, right now:blushing:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    I'm annoyed at quite a few things right now.
    Will not list them.
  • Broderick50
    Broderick50 Posts: 851 Member
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    I like to listen to Miley Cyrus when I work out.
  • kristle00
    kristle00 Posts: 140 Member
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    I'm enjoying reading this thread entirely too much while I'm at work....and since i'm alone in my office right now ... i totally farted like 3 times :) I feel so free!!!
  • EmmieBaby
    EmmieBaby Posts: 1,235 Member
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    - my stomach is killing me after I ate a poutine
    - I'd rather be home sleeping then at work
    - I am not sure If I like this job
    - I wish I could win the lottery to get a tummy tuck and not have to continue to look at my flabby belly
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    I'm going out today, but am too lazy to get dressed right now.
    What is this?!
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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    Reasonably certain the martini I made for dinner was not meant to be made in a half yard glass meant for beer...
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    I hate fevers
  • judyde
    judyde Posts: 401 Member
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    I take the elevator in the morning to my 3rd floor office, but if someone gets on and presses "2", I think, "Wow, you are really lazy."
  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
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    I confess that I can't say no to sugar...something my Diabetic specialist would freak out to know.
  • goalss4nika
    goalss4nika Posts: 529 Member
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    I confess that I last night I cried like a big baby because I had a charlie horse. Those things are cruel!
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
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    I like to save my #2 bathroom trips for when I'm at work because I like getting paid to drop a duece.

    I look at myself in the mirror much more than I ever have before. Hoping that an obsession isn't blossoming.

    I sometimes stare at other people's meals, wishing I could walk over and pick something off of their plate and indulge.

    Scared of spiders because they are spawns of Satan. (fact)

    I will fart in a grocery store and blame my son. Works every time.
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
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    I lied to my three year old.
    He wanted to know what happened to the other half of the churro he was saving. I told him it fell on the floor so I had to throw it away.
    No....I ate it. :frown:
  • theindl
    theindl Posts: 5 Member
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    When I'm on it, I'm on it....I stick to the routine religiously, count/weigh all my calories/food, burn my calories and use a HRM to track it....definitely come out at a deficit...and still weigh the same thing I did when I started working at it. I work with a nutritionist who dictates the number of calories I should be consuming and watches my food log. I have a personal trainer that I have been working with since before I got pregnant and he kicks my *kitten*. I hate saying it on MFP because all I get is either they read my diary on a day where I just did terrible or they tell me I'm not eating enough (starvation mode, crap!) OR that I'm underestimating by food intake and overestimating my exercise. BUT, it is so hard to do it for long periods of time with no progress. I could not be any more disgusted with myself every time I get dressed, or sit down (my tummy sticks out), or even do cardio and feel the weight shaking around on my legs and backside. How I continue everyday with these disappointments is beyond me.....still weigh the same.....Just wonder why I can do anything I put my mind to (anything and have done it) but this seems impossible to me. I've never had an issue losing weight until post-baby. My daughter is 14 months and enough time has gone by that this is getting ridiculous. I cannot accept that this is how I will look and feel forever because I cannot mentally handle it. Frustrated...feel guilty all the time like this is my fault (when I know I am doing all I can) AND I'm only ten pounds heavier than I was when I got pregnant....but I was 20 overweight at that time (to get back to my smallest in my 20's)....glad I can say all this finally without getting all the typical responses and answers that I already know about muscle mass, yadadada. FYI, the last two weeks over Christmas/New Years do not represent the last year of my routines/eating, no explanation needed.
  • Mr_Competitive
    Mr_Competitive Posts: 845
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    I stole one of my kids tooth fairy money to give to other one, I will replace it to tonight if she doesn't notice
  • tealwater81
    tealwater81 Posts: 18
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    this made me howl!! lol

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