Help! Christmas Eve Gluttony….

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  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    1000 calories... do you even gluttony?
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Only 1000 calories over, you disappoint son. Go eat some pie and cookies stat.

    so I am a failure then??
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
    pumpkin pie or die.
  • silencioesoro
    silencioesoro Posts: 318 Member
    I'm responding because I heard "snuggles"!

    Actually, 1000 calories for one day is not going to kill you, just don't go over a thousand every day - that's what's going to kill you.
  • prdavies1949
    prdavies1949 Posts: 326 Member
    At some point, someone will tell you all you have to do to solve this overheating is to to lift heavy, they will be wrong, what you need is lots of cardio, get out and run for your life.
  • PinkNinjaLaura
    PinkNinjaLaura Posts: 3,202 Member
    Don't forget to body wrap during the cleanse.
  • thepezzle
    thepezzle Posts: 40 Member
    Stop triggering my fat.
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    Some Everclear will wash those extra calories right out. . . or at least it will make you stop worrying about them for a while.
  • cursiny
    cursiny Posts: 907 Member
    Only 1000 calories over, you disappoint son. Go eat some pie and cookies stat.

    Yup
  • RoadsterGirlie
    RoadsterGirlie Posts: 1,195 Member
    Still a fan of the wine cleanse...
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Cleanses? Ketones? Shakeology? Lift heavy, brah? Gods, people, the man needs BREAKFAST. It's the only way to boost his metabolism.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    At some point, someone will tell you all you have to do to solve this overheating is to to lift heavy, they will be wrong, what you need is lots of cardio, get out and run for your life.
    so your saying I should run away from dessert..?
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Some Everclear will wash those extra calories right out. . . or at least it will make you stop worrying about them for a while.

    an Everclear cleanse sounds promising….do you think I should put some ketones in my Everclear?
  • rduhlir
    rduhlir Posts: 3,550 Member
    Don't forget to body wrap during the cleanse.
    While in a sauna while wearing a latex suit. Works...honest.
  • Runner5AbelTownship
    Runner5AbelTownship Posts: 243 Member
    so I overate by about 1000 calories yesterday…is this bad????

    I am worried it is all going to turn to fat….maybe I should do a seven day water fast to cleanse and shed the excess pounds???

    Was it ice cream?
  • rduhlir
    rduhlir Posts: 3,550 Member
    Some Everclear will wash those extra calories right out. . . or at least it will make you stop worrying about them for a while.

    an Everclear cleanse sounds promising….do you think I should put some ketones in my Everclear?
    Why not put the Everclear and the keystones in a watermelon? That way you get the hydration you need for the cleanse all in one shot!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Some Everclear will wash those extra calories right out. . . or at least it will make you stop worrying about them for a while.

    an Everclear cleanse sounds promising….do you think I should put some ketones in my Everclear?
    Why not put the Everclear and the keystones in a watermelon? That way you get the hydration you need for the cleanse all in one shot!

    brilliant!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    so I overate by about 1000 calories yesterday…is this bad????

    I am worried it is all going to turn to fat….maybe I should do a seven day water fast to cleanse and shed the excess pounds???

    Was it ice cream?

    pecan pie and all kinds of evil sugar….
  • Runner5AbelTownship
    Runner5AbelTownship Posts: 243 Member
    so I overate by about 1000 calories yesterday…is this bad????

    I am worried it is all going to turn to fat….maybe I should do a seven day water fast to cleanse and shed the excess pounds???

    Was it ice cream?

    pecan pie and all kinds of evil sugar….

    Thats ok then. Because the Paleo Pecans will do battle with the Evil Sugars. I'm pretty sure they have like, little spears and ****. This could be uncomfortable for a few days but it's worth it. I recommend lying completely still for at least 72 hours and whistling the theme from Braveheart.
  • imju5tme
    imju5tme Posts: 85 Member
    so I overate by about 1000 calories yesterday…is this bad????

    I am worried it is all going to turn to fat….maybe I should do a seven day water fast to cleanse and shed the excess pounds???

    Was it ice cream?

    pecan pie and all kinds of evil sugar….

    Thats ok then. Because the Paleo Pecans will do battle with the Evil Sugars. I'm pretty sure they have like, little spears and ****. This could be uncomfortable for a few days but it's worth it. I recommend lying completely still for at least 72 hours and whistling the theme from Braveheart.

    O.o That's a mental image...
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    so I overate by about 1000 calories yesterday…is this bad????

    I am worried it is all going to turn to fat….maybe I should do a seven day water fast to cleanse and shed the excess pounds???

    Was it ice cream?

    pecan pie and all kinds of evil sugar….

    Thats ok then. Because the Paleo Pecans will do battle with the Evil Sugars. I'm pretty sure they have like, little spears and ****. This could be uncomfortable for a few days but it's worth it. I recommend lying completely still for at least 72 hours and whistling the theme from Braveheart.
    that would explain the massive bloat I am suffering…there is war going on in my tummy ….
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
    In for the snuggles. Wait...or no snuggles. What are we doing again?

    I want snuggles!
    Lets go Joy!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    In for the snuggles. Wait...or no snuggles. What are we doing again?

    I want snuggles!
    Lets go Joy!

    pics please...
  • Sashoi
    Sashoi Posts: 295 Member
    Lol I needed this laugh don't forget your enema.
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    Some Everclear will wash those extra calories right out. . . or at least it will make you stop worrying about them for a while.

    an Everclear cleanse sounds promising….do you think I should put some ketones in my Everclear?
    Why not put the Everclear and the keystones in a watermelon? That way you get the hydration you need for the cleanse all in one shot!
    Raspberry-flavored Everclear has ALL the ketones.
  • JustMeee333
    JustMeee333 Posts: 233
    i kinda feel like an umpa loompa any suggestions?
    That'd be "Oompa Loompa", and only one thing for it.. Paint your face Orange, then buy a Green wig, and a white costume.
    Although, you'd probably be too busy stuffing yourself full of sweets and chocolate if you actually did work there! :grumble:
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    i kinda feel like an umpa loompa any suggestions?
    That'd be "Oompa Loompa", and only one thing for it.. Paint your face Orange, then buy a Green wig, and a white costume.
    Although, you'd probably be too busy stuffing yourself full of sweets and chocolate if you actually did work there! :grumble:

    if i worked for wonka, I would be dead….
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    update - just binged on christmas day dinner too …and dessert is not even ready yet!! I am sooooo screwed..HELP
  • 302cupcake
    302cupcake Posts: 34
    update - just binged on christmas day dinner too …and dessert is not even ready yet!! I am sooooo screwed..HELP

    Now your skin is going to get stretched and it's not worth risking loose skin if you take the weight back off!
  • Mangopickle
    Mangopickle Posts: 1,509 Member
    Have sex 3 times today! Should balance you out calorie wise

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