just heard of this diet.......lol

Julettashane
Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
It is called the hallelujah diet.......it sounds like the starve yourself diet to me.....lol i laughed when i read this

http://www.hacres.com/hallelujah-diet/foods-to-avoid

and supposedly if you eat like this it cures everything
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  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Sounds like how some "clean eaters" eat.
  • emilyc85
    emilyc85 Posts: 450 Member
    ^Sounds like clean eating to me too :p Very strict, but doable for a lot of people... A lot of people that aren't me, I like my processed food :p
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
    lol ya....i like my meat......i was reading there success stories and some say there hepetitis c is getting better
  • emilyc85
    emilyc85 Posts: 450 Member
    Bahahahahaha!!!!! I like how it is God based too XD
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    lol ya....i like my meat......i was reading there success stories and some say there hepetitis c is getting better

    What?! Wow...
  • lindseydavis07
    lindseydavis07 Posts: 64 Member
    So... what does that leave to eat.... I like meat to much for this lol

    I LOVE they mention to no use Heroin.... there goes my idea for an appetite suppressant...

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  • ScientificExplorerGirl
    ScientificExplorerGirl Posts: 535 Member
    Hard to imagine what you could eat on such a diet!
  • emilyc85
    emilyc85 Posts: 450 Member
    So... what does that leave to eat.... I like meat to much for this lol

    I LOVE they mention to no use Heroin.... there goes my idea for an appetite suppressant...

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    lol! That's ok I heard cocaine was better anyway, but still not allowed!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    *edited because I'm a dope.
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
    hahahaah ya no heroin or cocaine lol
  • CJ_Holmes
    CJ_Holmes Posts: 759 Member
    Don't forget to but their special product: BarleyMax! and eat it for every meal.... :grumble:

    I do have to add: I'm not a fan of extremely restictive diets, but if a person is very overweight and switched from say, an all fast-food, high calorie diet to a mostly raw vegan diet, they probably would see some pretty rapid weight loss and some health benefits...
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
    they have a recipe for vegan hot dogs......i think i just puked a little
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
    people are also stopping their chemo treatments because of this
  • lindseydavis07
    lindseydavis07 Posts: 64 Member
    So... what does that leave to eat.... I like meat to much for this lol

    I LOVE they mention to no use Heroin.... there goes my idea for an appetite suppressant...

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    lol! That's ok I heard cocaine was better anyway, but still not allowed!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    *edited because I'm a dope.

    well there goes my back up plan! lol im running out of options here....
  • lindseydavis07
    lindseydavis07 Posts: 64 Member
    people are also stopping their chemo treatments because of this

    yeah... I probably wouldn't stop those...
  • Nate0047
    Nate0047 Posts: 105
    What's left to eat? Of course you'll lose weight if you don't eat anything, ever.
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    :sick:

    What in the ***?! This is just a clever way to promote the cotton ball diet, cause that's all that's left to eat after reading the "Do not eat this" list.

    Also, according to this "diet", I should be dead by now. :laugh:
  • mteague277
    mteague277 Posts: 145 Member
    Sooo... clean eating veganism?
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    people are also stopping their chemo treatments because of this

    Those people will probably be hearing the Halleluiah chorus very soon... if you believe in such things.
  • emdeesea
    emdeesea Posts: 1,823 Member
    No coffee????

    I'm out...
  • uconnwinsnc
    uconnwinsnc Posts: 1,054 Member
    "All animal-source foods are harmful to the body and are the cause of up to 90% of all physical problems."


    Dis fact doe.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    It is called the hallelujah diet.......it sounds like the starve yourself diet to me.....lol i laughed when i read this

    http://www.hacres.com/hallelujah-diet/foods-to-avoid

    and supposedly if you eat like this it cures everything
    That's clean eating. They say it right here: http://www.hacres.com/hallelujah-diet/explanation

    Looks like they have products and recipes too.

    A friend eats "clean" because her husband had a heart attack and the doctor put him on a clean eating diet, and it's just easier for her to follow along. She loves it.

    I wouldn't do it because I don't think any foods are good or bad, unless the doctor told me I had to for some health reason.
  • jennifercriley1
    jennifercriley1 Posts: 9 Member
    They lost me at no caffeine or alcohol!
  • rabblerabble
    rabblerabble Posts: 471 Member
    Right in the first section (beverages) no coffee would be a deal breaker for me.
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
    What's left to eat? Of course you'll lose weight if you don't eat anything, ever.

    hahahahaah
  • ThineOwnselfBTrue
    ThineOwnselfBTrue Posts: 49 Member
    it's a vegan diet...I'm all for eating better, but I fall asleep at work without my coffee and I am a meat eater...
  • moontyrant
    moontyrant Posts: 160 Member
    I firmly believe that if your diet needs a website to explain its conditions and/or benefits, you probably shouldn't be following it.
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
    It is called the hallelujah diet.......it sounds like the starve yourself diet to me.....lol i laughed when i read this

    http://www.hacres.com/hallelujah-diet/foods-to-avoid

    and supposedly if you eat like this it cures everything
    That's clean eating. They say it right here: http://www.hacres.com/hallelujah-diet/explanation

    A friend eats "clean" because her husband had a heart attack and the doctor put him on a clean eating diet, and it's just easier for her to follow along. She loves it.

    I wouldn't do it because I don't think any foods are good or bad, unless the doctor told me I had to for some health reason.

    ya if a doctor said you have to eat this way then ya i would try
  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    Wow awesome diet!! And for only $495, you to can become a "Health Minister" so you become "an expert on The Hallelujah Diet and Hallelujah Acres nutritional products so you can teach your family, friends, and community about healthy living and how to live vibrant lives!"

    Praise the Lord and Hallelujah is right!!
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
    :sick:

    What in the ***?! This is just a clever way to promote the cotton ball diet, cause that's all that's left to eat after reading the "Do not eat this" list.

    Also, according to this "diet", I should be dead by now. :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
    Wow awesome diet!! And for only $495, you to can become a "Health Minister" so you become "an expert on The Hallelujah Diet and Hallelujah Acres nutritional products so you can teach your family, friends, and community about healthy living and how to live vibrant lives!"

    Praise the Lord and Hallelujah is right!!

    hahahah i didnt get to that part yet im still in awe of what you cant eat :noway:

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