just heard of this diet.......lol

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  • MrsLannister
    MrsLannister Posts: 347 Member
    From that breatharian site:

    "At the first part of this "million of years of fun" period every body got rape up in the 3d fads and sensations"

    Um, okay.
  • emilyc85
    emilyc85 Posts: 450 Member
    AND it sounds like he just pulled a bunch a 'magical sounding' words out of his *kitten*! Lets go ahead and say "Dumbledore approved"!!

    Be nice to Dumbledore!

    Fine! Voldemort approved!!
  • MrsLannister
    MrsLannister Posts: 347 Member
    http://www.breatharian.com/fivemagic5dwords.html

    Haha, apparently the only thing you can eat or drink on that diet is double quarter pounder with cheese and diet coke.

    "All McDonalds are constructed on properties that are protected by 5th Dimenstional high energy/spiritual portals. "
  • 4daluvof_candice
    4daluvof_candice Posts: 483 Member
    "Cow milk and cheese are some of the most dangerous foods we can place into our body"


    WHAT?!?!?!

    Right?!? so is goat milk okay? im confused God designed the cow so..where in the bible does he say do not drink of cattle? icecream is my "precious", im sorry cant do it..
  • emilyc85
    emilyc85 Posts: 450 Member
    http://www.breatharian.com/fivemagic5dwords.html

    Haha, apparently the only thing you can eat or drink on that diet is double quarter pounder with cheese and diet coke.

    "All McDonalds are constructed on properties that are protected by 5th Dimenstional high energy/spiritual portals. "

    I missed that!!! Too f*cking funny!!!!!!!
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    +1 for the heathen diet

    No cocaine or heroin? Please tell me meth is okay! How else am I supposed to lose weight?
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    people are also stopping their chemo treatments because of this

    Yeah, that's a bad idea...Although I do love this bit,

    " All Drugs

    Though these are not foods, most are addictive and very destructive within the body:

    Alcohol
    Nicotine
    Caffeine
    Marijuana, cocaine, heroin, etc.
    Many over the counter and doctor-prescribed drugs
    NOTE: Do not discontinue doctor prescribed drugs without doctor’s permission.    "
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
    I have to laugh at this especially: No refined grains, but grain-based coffee substitutes (like Pero and Roma) are ok.

    We're supposed to eat "living" foods. Uh, does that mean I can't pick my broccoli off the plant before I start noshing on it? That makes things like carrots and beats particularly challenging. I was also worried about how we're supposed to eat our meat until I got to that part. (Although I have heard of people swallowing 'exotic' things like bugs and octopus live)

    Also, all meat is not allowed. Neither is soy, some kinds of nuts, legumes (including peanuts), and anything containing salts. "Table salt is 97% sodium chloride" (duh … that's what salt is, at least the kind we generally ingest).

    Cites the China Study; claims that sodium chloride is the leading cause of high blood pressure; claims the eliminating animal products will eliminate risk of heart attack and most other health issues (so then what's the deal with the salt? lol) … wow.

    Hope the OP was posting this for a laugh, because I enjoyed that!

    i was lol i thought it was pretty funny
  • Jestinia
    Jestinia Posts: 1,153 Member
    Here is what WebMD has to say:

    A heavily supplemented, low-calorie vegan diet, consisting of 85% raw organic foods and 15% cooked foods, is the core of the faith-based Hallelujah Diet program. The Rev. George Malkmus and his wife, Rhonda, developed the diet and recipe books at their Hallelujah Acres farm to educate their followers on what they say is "God's way to optimal health."

    http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/the-hallelujah-diet


    My first thought? They call it the Hallelujah Diet because when you finally die and rise up to heaven, you shout, "Hallelujah, no more raw carrots! I heard there was going to be some feasting going on here, and don't skimp on the prime rib!"


    But if it works for someone else, good for them.

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