HELP ME OUT WITH MY GYM CRUSH!

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  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member

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    Speaking of coming..
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member

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    Speaking of coming..

    I will send you a bill. You're welcome.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    A subtle biting of the lip as you lock eyes with his as you walk away will def get his attention. Talking is overrated lol

    in what universe is lip biting and copulatory gaze subtle? might as well show her baboon *kitten* while she's at it.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Ask him, "does this towel smell like chloroform?" He literally won't be able to resist your advances. :wink:

    I like this idea but only wipe your unmentionables with the towel first. That way you will know from jump if your pheromones are compatible.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    A subtle biting of the lip as you lock eyes with his as you walk away will def get his attention. Talking is overrated lol

    I'd suggest not being slutty with someone you don't know at the gym. That comes later.

    I think we already established it's at the same time.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    A subtle biting of the lip as you lock eyes with his as you walk away will def get his attention. Talking is overrated lol

    I'd suggest not being slutty with someone you don't know at the gym. That comes later.

    That's not the only thing that co--- nvm, too easy.

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    OH my DELOREAN...how do I get back to whatever time zone THAT man is from? is that brando?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    .....and quadruple post in chit chat...that MUSt be some kinda record!
  • Matt24442
    Matt24442 Posts: 324
    Moon him
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    Well, saying hello is never a bad idea. You don't need a reason to say hi to someone, so it's not likely to come off as phony.

    But if that's too much for you and he's truly an alpha male, then this is easy. Alphas tend to have a better handle on female signals, not to mention the balls to make the first move when there is mutual interest. All you have to do is make confident, friendly, intentional eye contact (the kind of eye contact that says "I think you're hot, and I want you to come talk to me") and smile. If he's available and interested, he will take it from there.

    And I add this only because you seem unaware, but wearing headphones is a universal "F off" signal, even at the gym. Unless a person already has an established relationship with you or they need your immediate attention for some reason, they're unlikely to try to talk to you if you're wearing headphones.
  • PecanWaffle
    PecanWaffle Posts: 42
    "Hello, loud gym-goer. I recognize your alphaness and would like to buy you a big tall glass of protein shake once we're done here.
    Nomsayin?"

    Then wink.

    If she does it right he'll be the one to give her the protein shake.

    LMAO
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
    Yes I have a tip, next time you see him say "Hello"

    This

    42 posts and yes ^^this^^ 42 friggin' posts to just say "Hi" It has been known to work....
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Ask him to give you a personal tutoring session on hip thrusts.
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    Try not wearing headphones at the gym.

    Also guys take note, she talks about how this guy is an "alpha male". Being alpha gets you places.

    Note to OP-Alpha males can be pretty demanding, and walk away from a situation if it doesn't benefit them.
  • FoxyLifter
    FoxyLifter Posts: 965 Member
    A subtle biting of the lip as you lock eyes with his as you walk away will def get his attention. Talking is overrated lol

    I'd suggest not being slutty with someone you don't know at the gym. That comes later.

    That's not the only thing that co--- nvm, too easy.

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    *SWOON* who is this gorgeous man??
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    A subtle biting of the lip as you lock eyes with his as you walk away will def get his attention. Talking is overrated lol

    I'd suggest not being slutty with someone you don't know at the gym. That comes later.

    That's not the only thing that co--- nvm, too easy.

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    *SWOON* who is this gorgeous man??

    Marlon Brando. He's a little dead but still doable.
  • nat96fit
    nat96fit Posts: 5 Member
    Thanks guys, I'll make sure to flash a smile and say hi next tine I see him.
  • subsonicbassist
    subsonicbassist Posts: 117 Member
    "Hello, loud gym-goer. I recognize your alphaness and would like to buy you a big tall glass of protein shake once we're done here.
    Nomsayin?"

    Then wink.
    Damn, that's sexy AF!!! lol why some women go for those big *kitten* I don't understand... just do your effing workout ad get the hell out of there!

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