Use your best pickup line on the person above you...

BrainyBurro

and...

go!



all usual MFP disclaimers apply. i.e., this is serious business, don't waste the internets, don't piss off the mods or they'll send P Diddy to kill you (or something), etc...

CompressedCarbon

Nice *kitten*.

Iceberg_Simpson

Really? Is this what we're doing now?

Fine.

I like your toenails.

mister_universe

something about a snowball. vague so as not to incur the wrath.

edit: dangit simpson! *drags her by the hair back to the cave*

BrainyBurro

Really? Is this what we're doing now?

Fine.

I like your toenails.

miss_jessiejane

Hey! What's your sine? It must be pi/2, because you are the 1.

BrainyBurro

jackpotclown

Hey! What's your sine? It must be pi/2, because you are the 1.

hey....i think my d*ck just died.....mind if I bury it in you?? \m/

walleyclan1

If I was an enzyme I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes

Iceberg_Simpson

I got skillz.

BrainyBurro

_errata_

AZ_Gato

Do you know the difference between a boner and a cheeseburger?

You're not giving me a cheeseburger right now.

MireyGal76

sassypants0923

Get on your knees and beg @ AZ

jackpotclown

are you wearing space pants?? 'cause Dat *kitten* is out of this world \m/

RodSuarez

@sassy nice pants, they would look better on the floor of my appartment

@jackpot I know how to play a lot of instrumentist

lsorci919

Do you buy your pants on sale? Cause at my house they'd be 100% off.

serialifter

is there a phone in your back pocket?

cuz that *kitten* is calling my name

Erin_goBrahScience

You wanna get a pizza and ***k?

What :embarassed: you don't like pizza??

Phildog47

There's a full moon out tonight. Can I see Uranus?

Iceberg_Simpson

SusanL222

uhhhh, do you play canasta? :blushing:

jackpotclown

here's some for all you hockey fans out there......
I'd love to serve a 5 min penalty in your box
I bet my stick would look great in your crease
I'm good for more than just a one-timer \m/

Follow_me

@susan

Here kitty... kitty.

raaraa17

BrainyBurro

Ms_Hiit

Iceberg_Simpson

tomwatso

God, this thread is lame.

TheRoadDog

Nice butt. What time does it open?