Use your best pickup line on the person above you...

Iceberg_Simpson

DoYouEvenDubstep

Ain't lookin' too good, sugar. Looks like you could use a little Vitamin Me

lol..

RodSuarez

God, this thread is lame.

please take the stick off your hole

@DoYouEven "do you want to do some horizontal cardio?"

in_the_stars

"I want to tell you your fortune." Takes your hand and writes my phone number on it. "There's your future."

Mia_RagazzaTosta

God, this thread is lame.

So's your suit.

DR2501

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.

aljharvey

^^^^^^LMBO

aljharvey

Go to pickup line has to be:

Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too.

funforsports

You're like my big toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

msnucerity

Do you know how heavy a baby Polar Bear is? Heavy enough to break the ice...

DR2501

Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?

Beastmaster50

...,.........,,

sbbhbm

Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

AZ_Gato

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

DR2501

Would you like to help me with my self esteem?



NB: I have loads as me and my OH used to play this game a lot!

WeepingAngel81

*passing you my panites* You'll get the rest later

in_the_stars

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Can I have your significant digits?

TheRoadDog

Tell me what makes you meow.

xpinkrockrx

Hey baby, what do I gotta do to end up on your drunk-dial list?

MyChocolateDiet

God, this thread is lame.

I know,....I it!

str8bowbabe

Is there a favor to the caulk?

Mia_RagazzaTosta

You're like my big toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Gold

RodSuarez

I am already here, what was your second wish??

str8bowbabe

Nice shirt...is it true?

RodSuarez

Nice shirt...is it true?

Ask my boyfriend

_errata_

Fit2Strip

There's a group of stray kittens outside that look sad, hungry and alone. Would you like to come rescue them with me?

in_the_stars

There's a group of stray kittens outside that look sad, hungry and alone. Would you like to come rescue them with me?

You know I would.

Fit2Strip

There's a group of stray kittens outside that look sad, hungry and alone. Would you like to come rescue them with me?

You know I would.

Works every time