Best way to get laid?

fishnbrah

how do you all do it? i cant seem to make it happen

eldamiano

Ask her nicely....

fishnbrah

Ask her nicely....

be straight forward, thank you.

mister_universe

get married. I can't keep her off me.

meshashesha2012

i find having boobs helps

fishnbrah

i find having boobs helps

sounds about right.

wheird

Become a brick

mister_universe

Become a brick

become? OP might already be there.

salembambi

escort service
craigslist/kijiji

devil_in_a_blue_dress

You should probably just accept that you'll have to pay to play until your game improves.

odusgolp

Junk pictures are totally the way to a ladies heart.

eldamiano

Ask her nicely....

be straight forward, thank you.

Or getting a sense of humour sometimes works

fishnbrah

You should probably just accept that you'll have to pay to play until your game improves.

whats your price?

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KCoolBeanz

chloroform?

RonnieLodge

Be an egg!

Or like someone said above, get married. :laugh:

MacInCali

Wait until she's asleep and dead horse her.

If only this worked on a man as well as it does a woman ..

Ninguneado77

Really expensive jewelry works

Matt24442

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llama her

SAR4Life

Totally not be expecting it..I swear it works!

LankyYankee

Hey, smell this napkin for me? White van helps too

fishnbrah

Really expensive jewelry works

just walk up to her, hand her the jewelry and say, "u want sum fukk?"

DanIsACyclingFool

get married. I can't keep her off me.

Pfffft.

Or the opposite will happen.

Matt24442

Really expensive jewelry works

just walk up to her, hand her the jewelry and say, "u want sum fukk?"

Totally bro dude man pal ...wheel her

jeffrodgers1

chloroform?

Excuse me... does this rag smell like chloroform?

Bahahahahahhaaaa

devil_in_a_blue_dress

You should probably just accept that you'll have to pay to play until your game improves.

whats your price?

Couple dimes more than your mom, brah.

TheSlorax

$$$$$$$$$$

The_Enginerd

Rosy is always there for you brah.

mister_universe

get married. I can't keep her off me.

Pfffft.

Or the opposite will happen.

Or won't. :huh:

MysteriousMerlin

Crawl up a chicken's behind

jeffrodgers1

get married. I can't keep her off me.

Pfffft.

Or the opposite will happen.

Or won't. :huh:

Just remember Marriage is the leading cause of divorce....