Master Cleanse

Hi Guys..

I am planning to start a modified version of Master cleanse from today (for 5 days) after which I start taking in fruits and gradually move into to healthy diet.

Also : Modification 1st : 5 days instead of 10 , 2nd: I will do salt flush only on day 1 i.e. today and 3rd : Instead of laxative tea every night i plan to have green tea.

Any Tips? Thoughts? Personal experience?
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  • nomeejerome
    nomeejerome Posts: 2,616 Member
    Tips?
    Don't do it.

    What you are planning on doing is not healthy.
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    Tips?
    Don't do it.

    What you are planning on doing is not healthy.

    +1
  • glreim21
    glreim21 Posts: 206 Member
    I think this is a terrible idea with absolutely zero benefits.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    Best tip: no need to do this. "Cleanses" don't cleanse anything. Just start eating more whole foods and you'll be fine.

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  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    :noway:

    You could try Taco Bell, I hear they do a better cleanse!! :laugh:
  • That sounds ridiculous. Why can't you move to a healthy diet right away?
  • Justifier
    Justifier Posts: 336 Member
    Not necessary and absolutely miserable. Your body knows how to clean itself. Just start eating a healthy diet and your body will do the rest.
  • kelleybean1
    kelleybean1 Posts: 312 Member
    Ahh, another cleanse question. I suggest you look through the numerous cleanse threads posted in the past 3 days, then do some research of your own. Look for scientific data to back up claims of cleanse diets. There is none. The Mayo Clinic, Harvard Medical, all state that there is no data to back up claims of the effectiveness of cleanse diets. Eat at a deficit and move more. That's my opinion.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I would advise against it.
  • jeremywm1977
    jeremywm1977 Posts: 657 Member
    :noway:

    You could try Taco Bell, I hear they do a better cleanse!! :laugh:

    Nice.
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
    Why make yourself miserable with something that doesn't work? Start a new healthy lifestyle today instead. Eat the foods you enjoy at a sustainable and moderate calorie deficit, get in some exercise if you can, and ideally start weight training. It doesn't need to complicated and you don't need to detox anything.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    1. welcome to mfp.
    2. there's a search function.
    3. this is the only detox you need
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  • navyrigger46
    navyrigger46 Posts: 1,301 Member
    :noway:

    You could try Taco Bell, I hear they do a better cleanse!! :laugh:

    QFT. I find the Taco Bell Cleanse to be quite delicious as well as effective.

    Rigger
  • jeremywm1977
    jeremywm1977 Posts: 657 Member
    Tips?
    Don't do it.

    What you are planning on doing is not healthy.

    This....
    What's unfortunate is that she's probably already bought into the hype of the Master Cleanse, is still going to do it despite all of these comments, and is just waiting for that first "atta boy!!!" to fixate on.

    That's what I see all too often in these forums.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Atta Boy!!
  • I wouldn't recommend it, but beyond that I have no tips other than to listen to your body. Stop if you feel ill or dizzy. I don't know anyone who has had real success with a cleanse, and most people who do cleanses are (and remain) overweight until they find a more realistic option.

    Good luck!
  • While I agree with everyone here that the cleanse isn't necessarily healthy, I actually enjoy it as a jump start. I always feel the need to do something drastic in order to get myself motivated.
    My only tip is be careful when going back to eating solids as you can gain any lost weight back very quickly (and then some), and if you feel light headed during the cleanse, EAT. Don't torture yourself with it.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    While I agree with everyone here that the cleanse isn't necessarily healthy, I actually enjoy it as a jump start. I always feel the need to do something drastic in order to get myself motivated.
    My only tip is be careful when going back to eating solids as you can gain any lost weight back very quickly (and then some), and if you feel light headed during the cleanse, EAT. Don't torture yourself with it.

    No. Weight loss does not need a jump start.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    in....to find out what toxins are being cleansed that would not naturally be cleansed by your body...? (sorry jof, beat you to it buddy, I have taken up your crusade as my own!!!)
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/851582-master-cleanse-aka-lemonade-diet-my-30-day-story

    OP please read this thread before doing the same damage to yourself that this person did
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    While I agree with everyone here that the cleanse isn't necessarily healthy, I actually enjoy it as a jump start. I always feel the need to do something drastic in order to get myself motivated.
    My only tip is be careful when going back to eating solids as you can gain any lost weight back very quickly (and then some), and if you feel light headed during the cleanse, EAT. Don't torture yourself with it.

    no such think as "jump starting' weight loss..

    do you really think that your metabolism is like a car battery?
  • jeremywm1977
    jeremywm1977 Posts: 657 Member
    While I agree with everyone here that the cleanse isn't necessarily healthy, I actually enjoy it as a jump start. I always feel the need to do something drastic in order to get myself motivated.
    My only tip is be careful when going back to eating solids as you can gain any lost weight back very quickly (and then some), and if you feel light headed during the cleanse, EAT. Don't torture yourself with it.

    No. Weight loss does not need a jump start.

    Thank you.......I tried arguing this point with my sister, who would not hear it.
    She was thoroughly convinced that before she could actually get her butt off the couch to start working out, she needed to do a cleanse.

    Face palms ensued.......
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    Just.Dont.Do.It.
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    NO.You're not 'cleansing' anything.

    Why would you want to screw up your body's natural PH by doing a salt flush?

    Seems counter-productive to me.
  • jennegan1
    jennegan1 Posts: 677 Member
    what do you plan on cleansing? your ograns?? you cant take them out of your body and wash them
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    While I agree with everyone here that the cleanse isn't necessarily healthy, I actually enjoy it as a jump start. I always feel the need to do something drastic in order to get myself motivated.

    In...

    ... for jump-starting and other general silliness.
  • catfive1
    catfive1 Posts: 529 Member
    While I agree with everyone here that the cleanse isn't necessarily healthy, I actually enjoy it as a jump start. I always feel the need to do something drastic in order to get myself motivated.
    My only tip is be careful when going back to eating solids as you can gain any lost weight back very quickly (and then some), and if you feel light headed during the cleanse, EAT. Don't torture yourself with it.

    No. Weight loss does not need a jump start.



    Thank you.......I tried arguing this point with my sister, who would not hear it.
    She was thoroughly convinced that before she could actually get her butt off the couch to start working out, she needed to do a cleanse.

    Face palms ensued.......

    Is she still sitting on the couch?
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
    in....to find out what toxins are being cleansed that would not naturally be cleansed by your body...? (sorry jof, beat you to it buddy, I have taken up your crusade as my own!!!)
    Maybe you'll have better luck than he does.... There's always hope....
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