Some of you need a tan

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  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    No thanks jeff
  • jimmmer
    jimmmer Posts: 3,515 Member
    Why should I be ashamed of my skin colour?

    (Not so) subtly racist thread, is racist.
  • Ms_Hiit
    Ms_Hiit Posts: 488
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  • AsparagusFinch
    AsparagusFinch Posts: 167 Member
    Don't remind me xD The hilarity of it all is that, technically, I'm of African descent!!
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    yeah, I need a tan like a fish needs a bicycle......
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    This is what it's like going to the beach with me.

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  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    I agree. Why in the heck am I in NW Ohio?
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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  • 19TaraLynn84
    19TaraLynn84 Posts: 739 Member
    Hmmm...sorry, I don't feel obligated to adhere to your standard of "beauty."

    Me, either. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Go find yourself a man or woman who has a tan and don't worry about the rest if us. Pale and proud over here!!
  • gracielynn1011
    gracielynn1011 Posts: 726 Member
    This is what it's like going to the beach with me.

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    I lol'd really hard. After I did a double take to find the Irish girl. Lol.

    Only my arms and face tan. My legs and torso stay the same color all year. :frown:
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Just sayin'! My eyes. What has been seen cannot be unseen. And cover those pasty legs. And face!

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    Jimmie rustler likes to rustle ALL the jimmies...
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  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    I know... **hangs head in shame**
  • emilyisbonkers
    emilyisbonkers Posts: 373 Member
    I could be bright green and I'd still be sexy :P
  • sunfirelynn
    sunfirelynn Posts: 186 Member
    No thanks ! I will stick with being white:smile:
  • bbg_daryl
    bbg_daryl Posts: 150 Member
    This Scottish redhead couldn't BUY a tan GTFOver it.

    ETA: I will be laughing at the tan people when I am old and still have perfect skin.

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    Here, here! The Irish ginger agrees!
  • Miss_james1990
    Miss_james1990 Posts: 214 Member
    I have ice blue eyes so I can pull off being pale, hahahaha, later brown eyed losers.

    Wow, ice blue you say?

    What's bluer than bein blue?
    ice blue!
    Yall don't hear me. I said what's bluer than bein blue?
    ICE BLUE!
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    I perhaps laughed at this a little more than I should have !!!
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    I was born with one so I am good to go...
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  • bbg_daryl
    bbg_daryl Posts: 150 Member
    LOL. Here in Thailand there is a HUGE market in WHITENING CREAMS as pale white skin is deemed beautiful and tanned dark skin ugly. I assume based on the fact that historically the rich lived and worked indoors out of the sun and the poor worked outdoors in the sun all day in the rice fields, etc). The contrast between foreign tourists sunbathing (many whilst already bright lobster red) in their itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikinis and swim shorts trying to get tanned and the Thai locals on holiday sitting under umbrellas with faces plastered in a thick white layer of talcum powder and paddling and swimming in the sea drenched in sun block and dressed in long sleeved shirts and long shorts trying to stay as pale as possible is a very stark demonstration of one of the cultural differences. I will stay HANDSOMELY PALE, thanks! :laugh:

    Edit 4 baad speelingk

    brb moving to Thailand
  • happysherri
    happysherri Posts: 1,360 Member
    We're supposed to get 10 inches of snow, so send me somewhere tropical for the tan. Please and thank you
  • EllieBMackal
    EllieBMackal Posts: 116 Member
    i am blue da ba de da ba die da ba de da ba die
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    I'm naturally tan :smokin:
  • IrishHarpy1
    IrishHarpy1 Posts: 399 Member
    Sorry, but this lady of Irish/French Canadian descent has two skin tones -- pale or lobster. Don't like it? Plenty of fake tan Oompa Loompas out there to ogle.

    Besides, I happen to *like* being mistaken for ten years younger than I am, and that my face doesn't look like an old catchers' mitt.

    Also, melanoma.
  • Louise1247
    Louise1247 Posts: 670 Member
    I know, I know! I just don't have the time.

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  • FrenchMob
    FrenchMob Posts: 1,167 Member
    I was blessed with dark pigmentation so even if I'm in the sun, I use 10 SPF for the day and I only get darker. Without any sunscreen at all, I get burned if I'm in direct sunlight for 3+ hrs.

    Drawback with this is I don't absorb Vit D very well so I have to take a supplement year round even though I eat plenty of diary products.
  • RickNeedzToGetShreaded
    RickNeedzToGetShreaded Posts: 293 Member
    I need a tan :( But all it does is rain, sad times...
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    ...but I'm not one of them. You can see my veins right through my skin, and if you don't like that, don't look at me. I'm not here as an ornament for you. Plenty of ways to be awesome. :drinker:
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    I find being as pale as a ghost very attractive

    so no thanks op I will keep my pasty ghostly skin
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    so the peeps who found this thread races, was it races to the pasties or the pigmenteds?
  • Joehenny
    Joehenny Posts: 1,222 Member
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