Why did you dump the person above you?
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Didn't invite me to the orgy0
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She was colorblind and kept giving me my yellow pill when I needed the blue one, killing any chance at arousal but allowing a psychotropic experience0
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He's apparently Psycho and needs the "blue" Pill!
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She is so quick to judge! I am not psycho!0
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he never admits his faults0
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She only saw my faults!0
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What?!
She made me cry with her accusations0 -
she said I made her cry...shhhhh it's okay!0
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She got mad when I told her I didn't want to see her collection of dirty old man sexts.0
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His beard tickled (that was too easy)0
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He was too ticklish! I couldn't even rub my beard on him without him crackin up!
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I complained that the hair on her legs felt like a beard.0
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He complained all the time0
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He was too boring0
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she wouldn't take her hat off indoors0
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She thought my hair was a hat!0
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We had a big argument over who owned what lipstick...0
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She caught me wearing her lipstick. It was for Halloween, I swear!0
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I didn't, he dumped me0
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