Why did you dump the person above you?

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · October 2014

Chronic bedwetter

territhefrog · October 2014

Just weird.

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · October 2014

She was into animals. I mean,,, AWKWARD

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 2014

He was an animal hater!

winf · October 2014

I didn't have the time to pet her as often as she wanted

Groovyca2022 · October 2014

He would let me eat whipped cream in bed

LadyRN76 · October 2014

I didn't..it was a rumor made by winf

cakebatter07 · October 2014

She worked too much

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 2014

She was always tempting me with cake!

shiraLA · October 2014

She stole my shoes!

assthetik · October 2014

she always insisted on doing it against the wall and the neighbor's 50 inch Plasma came crashing down because of the impact

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 2014

He got bored with my face! $:\$

shiraLA · October 2014

assthetik wrote: »

she always insisted on doing it against the wall and the neighbor's 50 inch Plasma came crashing down because of the impact

What can I say? I can make the earth shake when pinned against a wall

Misshodge64 · October 2014

She had the building shaking

DreamOfSunshine · October 2014

She had better curves then me $:\$

HJO1403 · October 2014

Fitter than me.. I don't like losing

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 2014

He didn't share his Easter eggs with me!

assthetik · October 2014

she liked her eggs fertilized

jacques57 · October 2014

She was shy and quiet and I needed energetic and boisterous!

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