Why did you dump the person above you?

holagatita

hmm I heard it from @RunningForBeers

Misshodge64

Her butt was bigger than mine from squats

holagatita

told me I had a big butt =(

Spnneil06

@RunningForBeers he likes to kiss and tell!

She was obsessed with who's butt was bigger!

holagatita

It's mine I tell ya!
She didn't agree

Misshodge64

She messed with Running for beers

iamangrydoug

She was always expressionless when I expressed my feelings

Misshodge64

Wasn't tough enough

holagatita

wanted the perfect person and I wasn't good enough

Misshodge64

Hummm, it was all in her mind. I accept all,

Spnneil06

She thought I was crazy

PapaPeace

She thinks I'm mean.

TheBeerRunner

Found out 'she' was really a he at the culmination of our first date

holagatita

wasn't into the "he"

kjm3579

She started bench pressing me in our bed when I really needed to sleep.

vasairiah

wanted to sleep all the time... smh... that's not what beds are for

PapaPeace

She always made me sleep on the couch when we have a perfectly good bed.

Spnneil06

He never got off the couch! Um we have a huge bed with lot's of privacy! The ouch is visible to the neighbors, I fear he's an exhibitionist!

assthetik

She would refuse to do it if our dog was in the same room

territhefrog

I didn't dump him. He got scared when I wanted to hold my lizard. My pet lizard. He thought I meant something else.